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John, Elton: Song Lyrics "Tiny Dancer", lyrics tiny dancer, seamstress
lyrics tiny dancer, seamstress, song lyrics: Hi Sherri, The lyrics were written by Bernie(of course)about his then girlfriend. The opening lyrics pretty much come together knowing that. Seamstress for the band , Handing tickets out and all that. Hope that makes some sense for you. Thanks for...

John, Elton: Song Lyrics, elizabeth j rosenthal, little jeannie
elizabeth j rosenthal, little jeannie, billboard books: Hi Kyle, I could write quite an essay on the lyrics that Elton has contributed to his songs. In fact, His Song includes extensive discussions of that topic. However, I can tell you a little bit here about that. Some of the early songs attributed to Elton...

John, Elton: Song I'm looking for?, mona lisas and mad hatters, honky chateau
mona lisas and mad hatters, honky chateau, sacramento ca: Hi Ashley, I think you are referring to Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters. It is from the Honky Chateau album, and Bernie did write it. Please check out this website to see if the song is, in fact, what you are thinking about: http://www.eltonography.com/songs/mona_lisas_and_mad_hatters.html...

John, Elton: Song name, blue jean baby, sir elton john
blue jean baby, sir elton john, pirate smile: Hello Jace, Thank you very much for your question and nice to meet you. I hope this can help: It seems to me that you are referring to Tiny Dancer . Here s the lyric: Music by Elton John Lyrics by Bernie Taupin Available on the album Madman Across...

John, Elton: Song Title, percy sledge music, cold cold heart
percy sledge music, cold cold heart, sweet deceit: Hello Lourdes, Thank you very much for your question and nice to meet you. First of all, I m so afraid because until this morning I see your question so, excuse me the silence. Thanks for your understanding. I hope my answer can help you. We re talking...

John, Elton: Song title, sir elton john, bernie taupin
sir elton john, bernie taupin, tiny dancer: Interesting question because I do not know the answer. The seamstress in the band refers to Bernie Taupin s first wife Maxim. She was already written about in Tiny Dancer. I would say ask someone who is familiar with EJ s lyrics. Good luck! Michel...

John, Elton: Song/Video from Mid-90s, definitley, playing the piano
definitley, playing the piano, blimp: Hi, Yeah, that definitley sounds like Believe , which came out in 1995. It was shot in black and white with Elton in a blimp overlooking this gothic looking city. But he didn t play the piano in the video. Hope this helps. Thanks for writing!. ...

John, Elton: Your Song, luciano pavarotti, live like horses
luciano pavarotti, live like horses, italian opera: Hi Pauline, Unfortunatley, I am not aware of this version you asked about. I couldn t find anything. The only Italian opera star I know he sang with was Luciano Pavarotti, on a song called Live Like Horses , which was only released in the U.K. Sorry....

John, Elton: Songs From The West Coast, ballad of the boy in the red shoes, songs from the west coast
ballad of the boy in the red shoes, songs from the west coast, american triangle: Chris A number of the songs have strong themes. For example, Ballad of the Boy In The Red Shoes is about the early days of the AIDS crisis, and in particular, it is critical of the Reagan administration s response ..back then I was handsome, back then...

John, Elton: sales, elizabeth j rosenthal, riaa certification
elizabeth j rosenthal, riaa certification, recording industry association of america: Hi Andy, Thanks for the compliment about His Song ! The over 200 million figure is an educated guess. The easy answer would be that Elton s people have adopted that figure. That s true, but that s not all. In 1975, Elton was said to have sold...

John, Elton: school project please read asap!!! thank you!!!, piano medleys, power ballad
piano medleys, power ballad, broadway musicals: Hi Heather, I wouldn t say it is typical of Elton s work. I mean, a power ballad and the piano medleys sure, but the songs were written for the younger crowd, something that was totally new for Elton. Elton himself has expressed in numerous interviews...

John, Elton: setlist, mona lisas and mad hatters, john labatt center
mona lisas and mad hatters, john labatt center, yellow brick road: Hello Lynn, This is Miquel from Barcelona, Spain. Thank you very much for your question and nice to meet you. First of all, until this morning I couldn’t see your question so, excuse me the silence. Thanks for your understanding. I hope that this can help...

John, Elton: setlists, elton john fan, ballad of the boy in the red shoes
elton john fan, ballad of the boy in the red shoes, elizabeth j rosenthal: Hello Thomas, Here is the set list as reported at the Elton John fan web site, http://www.eltonfan.com: The Bitch Is Back Bennie And The Jets Levon Daniel Someone Saved My Life Tonight Ballad Of The Boy In The Red Shoes Philadelphia...

John, Elton: sheet music of rock of the westies, captain and the kid, oslo norway
captain and the kid, oslo norway, ebay: Hal Leonard publishes some really good sheet music by Elton John and some from Billy Joel. In fact, my favorite is a two volume The Ultimate Elton John Collection which I believe contains songs from Rock of the Westies. I actually have the song book from...

John, Elton: signed greeting cards, personal value, monetary value
personal value, monetary value, greeting cards: Hi Marie, Because your cards are personalized and Elton gives his signature very regularly, I would say your cards don t have a great monetary value. However, because they are from the 1970s, that may increase their value. I would guess/estimate that...

John, Elton: song 60 years on, empty sky, remastered version
empty sky, remastered version, john elton: 60 years on is on the Elton John/Elton John album or CD. This is the second major album release by Elton after the Empty Sky album. They have a remastered version of it somewhere....I m sure you can get it on Amazon.com or wrap it up , a fan site that...

John, Elton: The song "Daniel", bernie taupin, gary daniel
bernie taupin, gary daniel, war in vietnam: Gary Daniel is a fictional character meant to be a wounded (blinded) war veteran. Bernie Taupin wrote the lyric after reading an article about how veterans of the war in Vietnam were coping after they returned home. The song is sung from the point of view...

John, Elton: song empty garden, personal song, disc release
personal song, disc release, singles charts: Hi Chris, The song is included on Elton s Greatest Hits Vol.3 CD that came out around 1986 or so. I am pretty sure it was also included in his 1996 release, Love Songs , and his 2002 2-disc release Greatest Hits 1970-2002 . The song was a hit as...

John, Elton: song lyrics, high flying bird, weather man
high flying bird, weather man, cross of gold: Hi Arthur, Here you go, enjoy! High Flying Bird from Don t Shoot Me I m Only the Piano Player You wore a little cross of gold around your neck I saw it as you flew between my reason Like a raven in the night time when you left I wear a chain...

John, Elton: song meaning, lyricist bernie taupin, elizabeth j rosenthal
lyricist bernie taupin, elizabeth j rosenthal, nam vet: Hi Rondie, Please accept my apology for the tardy reply. Daniel is a fictional character made up by Elton John s lyricist, Bernie Taupin, and is loosely based on someone Bernie read about in the news in 1972-- a Viet Nam veteran who returned home as a...

John, Elton: song title, elizabeth j rosenthal, billboard books
elizabeth j rosenthal, billboard books, musical journey: Mark I need more specifics. What does the song sound like (i.e., what was the style)? Are there any lyrics your wife can remember? What kind of movie was it? Who starred in it? (And are you sure this is an Elton John song?) Sincerely, Elizabeth J. Rosenthal...

John, Elton: "Your song", nana mouskuri, bernie taupin
nana mouskuri, bernie taupin, casat: Hola Asun, Moltes gràcies per la teva pregunta i molt de gust de coneixe t. M ha fet molta il.lusió rebre la teva pregunta des de Barcelona, com jo. Malauradament no l he pogut veure fins aquest matí llavors, et demano excuses pel silenci. Gràcies per la...

John, Elton: When did he start playing, history thanks, playing the piano
history thanks, playing the piano, elton john: Hi, Elton was about 3 or 4 when he started playing. His mother would sit him at the piano whenever he got in trouble and had a time out, and he just spent the time tinkling on the piano. He taught himself. And the rest they say, is history. Thanks for...

John, Elton: no subject, billboard charts, christmas project
billboard charts, christmas project, triple platinum: Hello Jamie, Thank you very much for your question and nice to meet you. First of all, until this evening I couldn’t answer your question so, excuse me the silence. Thanks for your understanding. I hope this can help you: Elton co-wrote “Duets for one”...

John, Elton: Television Appearances, olivia newton john, rosie o donnell
olivia newton john, rosie o donnell, bennie and the jets: Hello Sarah, Thank you very much for your question and nice to help you. I m afraid but until this morning I couldn t answer your question so, excuse me the silence. Thanks for your understanding. Well, your question is an interesting one but very extensive...

John, Elton: Tiny Dancer, bernie taupin, wife maxine
bernie taupin, wife maxine, madman across the water: Hi Jessica, Sorry for taking so long. Computer trouble. This is one of my favorites as well. It was written in 1971 by Elton and his lyricist partner Bernie Taupin, and it was originally included on his 1971 album, Madman Across The Water . It was...

John, Elton: Tiny Dancer, bernie taupin, madman across the water
bernie taupin, madman across the water, tiny dancer: Jessica Tiny Dancer was written by Bernie Taupin about and for his girlfriend at the time (1970), Maxine Fabelman (spelling may be wrong!) She was the seamstress for the band as the song says - she desifgned the cover for the album that this song appeared...

John, Elton: Tiny Dancer, elizabeth j rosenthal, bernie taupin
elizabeth j rosenthal, bernie taupin, concert debut: Hi Chris, The song is literally about Maxine Feibelman, Bernie Taupin s then soon-to-be wife (Taupin is Elton s long-time lyricist). Bernie met her on his and Elton s first trip to California in 1970 at the time of Elton s U.S. concert debut and it was...

John, Elton: Tiny Dancer analysis, bernie taupin, good luck with your report
bernie taupin, good luck with your report, tiny dancer: Hi Morgan, What a great song to write about! WHile I am considered an expert in the music and not the lyrics, I can tell you that Bernie Taupin wrote the song about his soon-to-be wife Maxim who traveled with the band. (They later divorced). Good luck...

John, Elton: Tiny Dancer, elizabeth j rosenthal, bernie taupin
elizabeth j rosenthal, bernie taupin, tiny dancer: Hi Ben, The song is literally about Maxine Feibelman, Bernie Taupin s first wife. (Taupin is Elton s long-time lyricist.) Bernie met her on his and Elton s first trip to California in 1970 at the time of Elton s U.S. concert debut and it was love at first...

John, Elton: Transcriptions, dick james, antique music
dick james, antique music, old music: John, I m not sure what you mean by transcription? Do you mean sheet music? A transcription to me means the writing out of Elton s EXACT playing .....which I do not know of any existing material. There are transcriptions published by Hal Leonard for other...

John, Elton: Trying to remember a song title, yellow brick road, elizabeth j rosenthal
yellow brick road, elizabeth j rosenthal, goodbye yellow brick: Hi Ed, You may be thinking of Funeral For A Friend/Love Lies Bleeding. The first part is an instrumental, the second part is a rocker with lyrics. Elton wrote the music, Bernie wrote the words. It s from Elton s 1973 Goodbye Yellow Brick Road album. I...

John, Elton: tickets to sell, jim cox, elton john tickets
jim cox, elton john tickets, april show: Hi jim cox, Thank you very much for your question and nice to meet you. I m afraid but until this morning I couldn t answer your question so, excuse me the silence. Thanks for your understanding. This is your answer: Well, the first site you have to...

John, Elton: tv programmes about elton, tv credits, s tv
tv credits, s tv, tv programmes: Hi Mariana, Sorry for not getting back sooner. www.tvtome.com has a list of Elton s TV credits. Most of them anyway. If you go there and type in Elton John in the search finder, it will take you to him. Hope this helps!. Thanks for writing. ...

John, Elton: unreleased tracks, olivia newton john, elizabeth j rosenthal
olivia newton john, elizabeth j rosenthal, sweetheart on parade: Hi James, While I don t have time right now to do a lot of digging into things to find unreleased 80s Elton tracks, I can remember these off the top of my head that yielded rough recordings or demos by Elton: --Sweetheart on Parade (eventually recorded...

John, Elton: upcoming tour, new songs, new album
new songs, new album, elton john: Hi John, I would venture to say that Elton will sing 3-5 songs off the brand new album. The majority will be classic Elton John standards. You can expect around 25 songs total. Whenever I have seen Elton on tour promoting a new album, this is how it...

John, Elton: Websites, healing hands, old music
healing hands, old music, thanks for your understanding: Hello Mike, Thank you very much for your question and nice to meet you. First of all, until this evening I couldn t answer your question so, excuse me the silence. Thanks for your understanding. You can try two websites: www.eltonvideo.tripod.com...

John, Elton: Wellington, New Zealand concert Dec. 6th, wellington new zealand, concert announcements
wellington new zealand, concert announcements, australia: Hi Dale, I haven t heard anything about this date, but since Elton is going to be performing in Australia right around this date, there is the chance he may play in Wellington. I would advise you to check eltonjohn.com as they have up-to-date concert announcements,...

John, Elton: West of the Rockies Tour, yellow brick road, brown dirt cowboy
yellow brick road, brown dirt cowboy, bennie and the jets: Hi Robert, I cannot find the set list from the 10/03/75 show in Tempe, but I did find the 10/14/75 concert in Portland, OR, which is more than likely the same. I got it from this website: http://www.vex.net/~paulmac/elton/ej1975.html Here is the set...

John, Elton: wedding present, french hand, sound engineer
french hand, sound engineer, decanter: Gee...I don t know how you would ever verify such a purchase. Maybe if you emailed the staff at eltonjohn.com they might be able to help you. Elton s wife s name was Renate Blauel. She was a German sound engineer who worked on a few of his albums in the 80...

John, Elton: wedding present, french hand, wedding present
french hand, wedding present, decanter: Keith: Her name is Renata. Anyway, I don t see any way of ever finding out for sure if this item was in fact a wedding gift other than asking Elton or Renata. It s one of those things that is just too close to the situation, and other than asking them,...

John, Elton: this years song list, yellow brick road, bennie and the jets
yellow brick road, bennie and the jets, goodbye yellow brick: Hi John Mcalpin, Thank you very much for your question and nice to meet you. First of all, I am really afraid because until this evening I couldn t see your question so, excuse me the silence. Thanks for your understanding. I hope this can help you: ...

Joint Pain Relief: joint pain relief, neck pain relief, neck pain treatment
neck pain relief, neck pain treatment, chronic neck pain: Hello, I am very sorry to hear about your situation. I assume with the procedures you ve already had done that you ve seen a rheumatoidologist of some kind. With such systemic problems I do wonder about rheumatoid type conditions that can benefit from...

Joint Pain Relief: Knee injury, knee joint pain, knee pain
knee joint pain, knee pain, knee pain treatment: Hello Mr. McGary, I hope I can be helpful with understanding your knee injury. With the understanding that the reading of a single MRI can have differing opinions from Doctor to Doctor. Here is my translation of the results: 1. Nothing is broken 2....

Joint Pain Relief: Pain in the heal, heel pain treatment, heel pain relief
heel pain treatment, heel pain relief, heel pain: Dear Chandan, The problem you describe is not uncommon, so hopefully what I recommend will be of benefit to you. I don t think you ve done anything too severe or your heel pain would most likely be more constant and more intense. I believe you probably...

Joint Pain Relief: pelvic imbalance for me, lower back pain relief, lower back pain remedy
lower back pain relief, lower back pain remedy, lower left back pain: Hello Ali, I appreciate the specific details you provided in your answer. The image you attached is also very helpful. With all the detail you provided, you obviously have an understanding of how the structure of a human body ideally presents itself...

Joint Pain Relief: sacroiliac pain, sacroiliac joint pain, sacroilliac joint pain
sacroiliac joint pain, sacroilliac joint pain, s i joint pain: Hello, Sorry to hear about your sacroiliac joint pain. S.I. joint pain is pretty common in my practice here. The good news is that it s usually a pretty easy fix. What I m about to describe to you is covered in much greater detail on my totally...

Joint Pain Relief: Constant neck popping, is that normal?, neck pain relief, jaw pain relief
neck pain relief, jaw pain relief: Hi Amira, If your neck pops it usually means you have some tight muscles compressing the joints. If it just kind of crackles a bit, that still may be from some tight muscles, but it also may be what is called benign crepitus which sometimes doesn t...

Joint Pain Relief: Wrist and ankle question?, wrist pain relief, ankle pain relief
wrist pain relief, ankle pain relief: Hi Layla, If your joints don t hurt then those sounds are generally referred to as benign crepitus. My own knees have crackled for many years when I bend down, but they never hurt. Sometimes you can reduce the crackling by releasing some of the soft-tissue...

Joint Pain Relief: Bilateral severe facet joint arthropathy, lower back pain relief, lower back pain remedy
lower back pain relief, lower back pain remedy, lower left back pain: Hi Lou, If your condition gets more severe then I would expect the pain to become more intense, even when exercising. I really think the goal is to create as much space and freedom in the area as possible, which is why I recommended my Lower Back Pain...

Joint Pain Relief: elbow pain, elbow joint pain, elbow pain
elbow joint pain, elbow pain, tennis elbow relief: Hi Evelyn, Okay, so if you ve been to my Elbow Joint Pain Relief page, http://www.do-it-yourself-joint-pain-relief.com/elbow-joint-pain.html and you ve followed along with the videos, I would think you ve noticed some tight tissue that perhaps still...

Joint Pain Relief: Progress
Hi Chantal, I think it would be good to your MD and have your hormone levels checked. If your thyroid needs help, then you might need hormone cream or something to help balance things out. Ideally, find a MD that specializes in such things. I typed...

Joint Pain Relief: Left shoulder issue, shoulder joint pain, shoulder pain relief
shoulder joint pain, shoulder pain relief, neck shoulder pain relief: Hi Al, Thanks for the images. Okay, so all the things I m having you do on the Shoulder Joint Pain Relief page, http://www.do-it-yourself-joint-pain-relief.com/shoulder-joint-pain-relief.html are about freeing muscles to be able to do their job...

Joint Pain Relief: SI joint and upper back problems, sacroiliac joint pain, sacroilliac joint pain
sacroiliac joint pain, sacroilliac joint pain, s i joint pain: Hi Pam, Glad to here you re getting to work on yourself. Just to make sure....there is the Exercises For Sacroiliac Joint Pain Page http://www.do-it-yourself-joint-pain-relief.com/exercises-for-sacroiliac-joint-pain.html and then there is the main...

Joint Pain Relief: Joint Clicking, jaw joint pain, jaw pain treatment
jaw joint pain, jaw pain treatment, tmj: Hello Arno, Interesting issue you re dealing with. I do have something that I think may work to get the clicking to stop, but I must be honest, I ve never heard anyone describe a symptom such as yours. But if you walked into my office I d do exactly what...

Joint Pain Relief: Knee Injury, knee joint pain, knee pain
knee joint pain, knee pain, knee pain treatment: Hello Your injury sounds like either a bruise or maybe a very slight strain on your medial collateral ligament. I don t know how long ago recently is as you said in your description, but since you said you ve played soccer on it since the injury with...

Joint Pain Relief: knee joint pain., knee joint pain, knee pain
knee joint pain, knee pain, knee pain treatment: Hello Shirisha, I do think there are things you can do for your knee joint pain. A lot of times when we have chronic pain issues in our bodies it is because some of our muscle tissues have gotten tight and are negatively affecting either the joint...

Joint Pain Relief: Knock knee pain, knee joint pain, knee pain
knee joint pain, knee pain, knee pain treatment: Hi Megan, Sorry to hear about the knee pain. The good news is that I do think I can provide you with some information that has a very good chance of helping you to get the knee pain relief you re seeking. First, it s important to understand that most...

Joint Pain Relief: Knee pain Chronic???, knee joint pain, knee pain
knee joint pain, knee pain, knee pain treatment: Hello Sorry to hear about your knee pain. The good news is that there is a lot you can do to fix your knee so it functions pain free. I explain a lot of what I m about to tell you on my completely free website, Do-It-Yourself-Joint-Pain-Relief, ...

Joint Pain Relief: knee/shin discomfort, knee joint pain, knee pain
knee joint pain, knee pain, knee pain treatment: Hello Len, Sorry to hear about the knee pain. The good news is that I think you can probably fix it yourself. If you look at a picture of your quadriceps muscles, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Gray430.png you can see that all the muscles come...

Joint Pain Relief: Knee injury, knee joint pain, knee pain
knee joint pain, knee pain, knee pain treatment: Hello Sarah, Sorry to hear about the knee joint pain. From your brief description it sounds like the tissue around your knee joint tightened up after your injury, most likely it s just your body s attempt to protect the area, but now that tissue needs to...

Joint Pain Relief: Piriformis syndrome made worse by glute squeezes?, sciatica pain relief, sciatic back pain
sciatica pain relief, sciatic back pain, sciatica back pain: Hello Mysterious L , I m not exactly sure what your question is from what you said above, but I do have a reply. I would strongly recommend that you stop doing any type of strengthening exercises until you free your body enough to be completely out...

Joint Pain Relief: Shoulder External Rotation Problem 90 degrees, middle back pain, mid back pain
middle back pain, mid back pain, pain in middle back: Hello Ali, I still think the feeling you have in the area of the left most circle on your diagram has to do with your teres major, teres minor, subscapularis, AND very important your serratus anterior. I would still recommend you do my techniques...

Joint Pain Relief: Shoulder Soreness, shoulder joint pain, shoulder pain relief
shoulder joint pain, shoulder pain relief, neck shoulder pain relief: Hello Elizabeth, Sorry to hear about your shoulder. The good news is that I do think there is a good chance you may be able to fix yourself, or have someone else fix you quite rapidly. I m going to send you do my completely free Do-It-Yourself-Joint-Pain-Relief...

Joint Pain Relief: Acromion - shoulder joint pain, shoulder joint pain, shoulder pain relief
shoulder joint pain, shoulder pain relief, neck shoulder pain relief: Hello Mike, Sorry to hear about the shoulder. The good news is that I think there is a great deal you can do to help yourself. If you take a moment and think of all the muscles in your body like the rigging (ropes) on a big old-fashioned sailboat, you...

Joint Pain Relief: Wrist Pain Relief
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Joint Pain Relief: left knee pain, knee joint pain, knee pain
knee joint pain, knee pain, knee pain treatment: Hi Mark, Perhaps it s the muscle on the front of your shin that you are describing. I m referring to the tibialis anterior muscle, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tibialis_anterior_muscle Step 3 on my Knee Joint Pain Relief page, http://www.do-it-yourself-joint-pain-relief.com/knee-joint-pain-relief.html...

Joint Pain Relief: low back traction, pelvic girdle pain relief, pelvis pain
pelvic girdle pain relief, pelvis pain, pain in pelvis: Hello Marianne, I m not exactly sure what you are asking, since I have people do many things in my videos, but I do think that using a tennis ball to release your lower back by lying on it and moving your leg might be the best option for you. As I believe...

Joint Pain Relief: Lower arm ache, wrist pain relief, wrist pain treatment
wrist pain relief, wrist pain treatment, wrist pain remedy: Hello Bex, Sorry to hear about the arm. I m going to recommend you visit my completely free website, Do-It-Yourself-Joint-Pain-Relief, http://www.do-it-yourself-joint-pain-relief.com/ where I have free follow along pain relief videos for every joint...

Joint Pain Relief: SI Joint Pain & Bicycling, sacroiliac joint pain, sacroilliac joint pain
sacroiliac joint pain, sacroilliac joint pain, s i joint pain: Hi Judy, Sorry about the Sacroiliac Joint Pain. I do think there are many things you can do to eliminate or relieve your pain. I also think you will be able to ride your bike, but I do not believe that will help in fixing the problem. I m going to...

Joint Pain Relief: Wrist Pain Relief, wrist pain relief, wrist pain treatment
wrist pain relief, wrist pain treatment, wrist pain remedy: Hi Shane, Sorry to hear about your wrist pain. The good news is two-fold. First, I doubt you ve done any permanent damage. And second, I do think I can show you how to fix yourself and also be able to provide your own wrist pain relief whenever...

Joint Pain Relief: hip joint pain, hip pain relief, hip joint pain
hip pain relief, hip joint pain: Hi Sonia, Sorry to hear about your hip pain. I m not sure how a stress fracture in one hip makes both of your hips hurt, so I suspect perhaps something else is going on. I would keeip taking your supplements, but I d like to recommend something else that...

Joint Pain Relief: Thank You, gary crowley, rolfer
gary crowley, rolfer, fitness industry: Hi Judy, I m glad to hear my videos helped you fix your hip. To find a good Rolfer in your area, I d recommend you go to this website, http://www.rolf.org/find Call the practitoners in your area and go to someone who you feel has the best chance...

Joint Pain Relief: End of Scalene Bone Popping out and touching feel., neck pain relief
neck pain relief: Hi Alex, Yes, a stretched ligament can tighten back up, but they take a little while. They don t get a lot of bloodflow, so they take longer than muscle tissue to heal. If you have a partial tear it can heal as well, but a total tear from the attachment...

Joint Pain Relief: Foot pain, foot pain relief, foot pain treatment
foot pain relief, foot pain treatment, plantar fasciitis: Hi Sean, Sorry to hear about your injury. It is a bit out of the ordinary, but I do think there are things you can do that may remedy the situation. I have a completely free website, Do-It-Yourself-Joint-Pain-Relief, http://www.do-it-yourself-joint-pain-relief.com/...

Joint Pain Relief: neck pain, neck pain relief, neck pain treatment
neck pain relief, neck pain treatment, chronic neck pain: Hello Liladhar, I m sorry to hear about the symptoms you are experiencing. Most of the time tingling in the legs and arms is due to tight tissue in your body compressing the joints and affecting the nerves that innervate your arms and legs. I can also...

Joint Pain Relief: Weird neck pain, neck pain relief, neck pain treatment
neck pain relief, neck pain treatment, chronic neck pain: Hi Brianna, Sorry to hear about your neck pain. Yes, I think I can help you and the good news is that I do think you can probably fix yourself if you still need some neck pain relief. I have a completely free website, Do-It-Yourself-Joint-Pain-Relief.com...

Joint Pain Relief: foot drop, foot drop
foot drop: Hi Diane, Yes, I ve had success with footdrop. Basically, the muscle that lifts your foot out of the way when you go to take a step is your tibialis anterior, so you need to free it, and anything that affects it. I d recommend you go to my Ankle Joint...

Joint Pain Relief: Knees, knee joint pain, knee joint pain relief
knee joint pain, knee joint pain relief, knee pain: Hello Bud, Sorry to hear about the knees. The good news is that I do think I there are things you can do all by yourself that will improve your situation. Most chronic structural pain in a body is caused by the shortening and tightening of tissue...

Joint Pain Relief: Hand/wrist/forearm pain, wrist pain relief, elbow pain relief
wrist pain relief, elbow pain relief, hand pain relief: Hello Ravi, Sorry to hear about all your pain issues. I do think I can offer you some helpful suggestions to get rid of your pain. The good news is that you can probably do a great deal to fix your issues yourself. And if your hands are unable to do...

Joint Pain Relief: Knee pain, knee joint pain, knee joint pain relief
knee joint pain, knee joint pain relief, knee pain: Hi Kerry, Sorry to hear about your knee pain. It sounds like it might be growing pains. Often times with teenagers your joints (especially knees and ankles) will hurt because you are growing so fast. If you go to my totally free website Do-It-Yourself-Joint-Pain-Relief,...

Joint Pain Relief: knee surgery, knee joint pain, knee joint pain relief
knee joint pain, knee joint pain relief, knee pain: Dear Mark, Sorry to hear about your knee issues. The good news is that I do think I can offer you some real help with your knees. I am not a surgeon, but I m pretty sure the answer to both of those questions from a surgeon is it depends. Everyone is...

Joint Pain Relief: knees, knee joint pain, knee joint pain relief
knee joint pain, knee joint pain relief, knee pain: Hello Bud, Sorry to hear about the meniscus. The good news is that the surgery is usually pretty successful in my experience, but is often takes a little while for you to get back to full use. The meniscus doesn t have any blood vessels that directly...

Joint Pain Relief: Shoulder pain, neck and shoulder pain, shoulder pain relief
neck and shoulder pain, shoulder pain relief: Hello KK, I m sorry to hear about the pain you ve had for the last three years. The good news is that I do think I can offer you some techniques that may help your shoulder, that you can do yourself, or have a friend help you with. First, it s important...

Joint Pain Relief: Tingling slight numbness in lower left trapezius,, middle back pain, mid back pain
middle back pain, mid back pain, pain in middle back: Dear Al, Sorry to hear about your pain/tingling issue. You do seem to be far ahead of most folks when it comes to understanding what is going on, so I do think there is a good chance I can show you how to fix yourself. I the picture you send you...

Joint Pain Relief: cortisone
Hi Bud, A heel spur is an indication that the problem is chronic (i.e. been around for a while). So the likelihood of the plantar fasciitis recurring is high. A cortisone injection helps to decrease inflammation and promote healing - but there s no way to...

Joint Pain Relief: Important, please help, elbow joint pain
elbow joint pain: Hello Miroslav, I d recommend you go to my Elbow Joint Pain Relief page on my website. http://www.do-it-yourself-joint-pain-relief.com/elbow-joint-pain.html I will show you how to free the muscles and tendons. After being in a cast, you may need...

Joint Pain Relief: Ankle, ankle joint pain relief
ankle joint pain relief: Hi James, Sorry to hear about the ankle pain. The good news is that if it doesn t impede walking or standing then the odds are very good that it s a minor problem that you can fix yourself. All the muscles in your body are like the rigging (ropes)...

Joint Pain Relief: Knee pain at times., knee joint pain relief
knee joint pain relief: Hi Doug, Sorry to hear about the knee pain. It sounds like you are probably just a bit tight and need to release some tight. I m not exactly sure of the position you describe when it hurts, but bascially, if it s a movement you ve been doing for years...

Joint Pain Relief: question - joint pain in taller people, joint pain relief
joint pain relief: Hi Travis, In my experience you are correct. It is a bit harder on taller people to work on an assembly line. All of your levers (arms) are longer and take more power to operate, so the joints (shoulders in particular) get tight which causes your neck...

Joint Pain Relief: Walking and SI joint, pelvic girdle pain relief
pelvic girdle pain relief: Hi Chris, There is no best time to do the exercises. I d generally wait until I ve been up in the morning for at least a little bit, so my body is warmed up, but if I woke up in pain I d just start doing them right away in bed (I have a softball in my...

Joint Pain Relief: Calf Muscle Pain and Knee Joint Uneasiness, lower leg pain
lower leg pain: Kalyan, It sounds like you did your due diligence in searching for an answer. I commend you on your proactive approach. Based on the information you provided, here are my thoughts: (1) Degenerative joint disease (DJD) / osteoarthritis (OA) can certainly...

Joint Pain Relief: Elbow/hand pain, elbow joint pain, elbow pain
elbow joint pain, elbow pain, tennis elbow relief: Hi Ian, First, I m glad to hear the techniques helped you. And it s good to know that what you re doing at the gym is what seems to bring back some of the symptoms. I would notice where the muscle tension has returned after your visits to the gym and...

Joint Pain Relief: Rotated pelvis, lower back pain relief, lower back pain remedy
lower back pain relief, lower back pain remedy, lower left back pain: Hello Sara, I m sorry to hear about your pain. The good news is that I do think I can give you some things to do that will help and possibly eliminate your lower back pain, hip pain, etc. The first and most important thing to understand is that bones...

Joint Pain Relief: Sacroiliac joint pain and CRPS, sacroiliac joint pain, sacroilliac joint pain
sacroiliac joint pain, sacroilliac joint pain, s i joint pain: Hello Nell, I m not sure which of my SI join pain relief pages you ve seen, so just so we re clear, I have the main Sacroiliac Joint Pain Relief page, http://www.do-it-yourself-joint-pain-relief.com/sacroiliac-joint-pain-relief.html#.UwAVYEJdWFY where...

Joint Pain Relief: Hip hurts when lifting my leg sideways?
Hi Cristina, So sorry to hear you are having pain. After reading your description, here are my thoughts: 1. Since you are able to produce / reproduce the pain with a specific movement - it s likely a mechanical problem (versus a tumor). The motion causing...

Joint Pain Relief: Hip joint pain..., hip pain, hip pain relief
hip pain, hip pain relief, hip joint pain: Hello Cristina, It sounds to me like you have tight muscles in your hips and the areas around your hips that need to be released for your hip joint to work properly. Most tendonitis is caused by the shortening and tightening of tissue around joints....

Joint Pain Relief: Metatarsal Pain, foot pain relief, foot pain treatment
foot pain relief, foot pain treatment, plantar fasciitis: Hello Wiktor, Sorry to hear about your foot. It sounds like you could have a bone bruise or at minimum your foot has tightened the tissue around the injury to protect it while it heals. First, I would be icing your foot for 12 minutes at a time, multiple...

Joint Pain Relief: Need help, shoulder joint pain relief
shoulder joint pain relief: Hello Juan, If you have a repetitive stress injury to your shoulder, then this do it yourself shoulder joint pain relief page should do the trick, http://www.do-it-yourself-joint-pain-relief.com/shoulder-joint-pain-relief.html#.U0tP3uZdWFY Just follow...

Joint Pain Relief: Old Knees
Bud, It s likely going to take more than a couple of weeks to heal enough to participate in a sport like soccer. Depending on how extensive the tear was, how old the injury was, much the surgeon cleaned up , how quickly you heal (and a variety of other...

Joint Pain Relief: pain in middle of back, along the line of spinal cord., middle back pain, mid back pain
middle back pain, mid back pain, pain in middle back: Hello Sanjay, Without seeing you in person, your symptoms could be signs of a few different things. First and foremost, you might just have a really tight back that you may be able to fix yourself. If you go to my free website and do the techniques...

Joint Pain Relief: sacroilliitis
Hello Ali, You could do them everyday for a week to make sure they aren t working. Hopefully, I m incorrect and you will start to notice improvement. And if you ve already had steroid injections then I d recommend you go to these three websites,...

Joint Pain Relief: neck and shoulder and back pain, joint pain relief
joint pain relief: Hi Sharon, I m assuming you mean a book for all the techniques I show you on my website Do-It-Yourself-Joint-Pain-Relief http://www.do-it-yourself-joint-pain-relief.com/ If that is your question, unfortunately the answer is no, I do not have a book...

Joint Pain Relief: Wrist Pain not going away, wrist pain relief, elbow pain relief
wrist pain relief, elbow pain relief, hand pain relief: Hello Jeremy, Sorry to hear about the wrist. Sometimes when you strain the ligaments in your wrist (ligaments connect bone to bone) it does take a while to heal, but 2 months is usually about what it takes. So, at this point I do think there are some...

Joint Pain Relief: finger pain, finger joint pain
finger joint pain: Hi Rick, Sorry to hear about the pain in your finger joints. I don t know what activities you do with your hands (computing, driving, weightlifting, etc.), but I m optimistic that you just have some tight tissue that is restricting the movement of those...

Joint Pain Relief: Problems with spine, joint pain relief, lower back pain relief
joint pain relief, lower back pain relief, knee joint pain relief: Hello Dion, Sorry to hear about all the cracking going on in your body. You are correct, ideally this wouldn t be happening to you at this age or any age. The good news is that there are basic things you can do that will most likely help the situation....

Joint Pain Relief: Problems with spine
Hi Dion, The cracking noise you hear is most likely benign (not anything to worry about) unless it is accompanied by pain or some type of dysfunction (i.e. if your back or knee locks up ). There are several reasons why this cracking noise might be...

Joint Pain Relief: Slow healer?, arthroscopic, knee
arthroscopic, knee, surgery: Hi Bud, Here are my thoughts (and don t get too mad at me for siding a bit with your wife on a couple of points!): 1. 10 weeks out from arthroscopic surgery is not (generally) long enough to allow for proper healing from the surgery. I tell my patients...

Joint Pain Relief: Thumb Pain, thumb joint pain relief, De Quervains Syndrome
thumb joint pain relief, De Quervains Syndrome: Hello Rose, My diy thumb joint pain relief page http://www.do-it-yourself-joint-pain-relief.com/thumb-joint-pain-relief.html would be fine to do with your De Quervain s It would only help or do nothing if you did give it a try. It would not make this...

Joint Pain Relief: coccyx or?, pelvic girdle pain relief
pelvic girdle pain relief: Hello Rosemary, It sounds like the muscles in your hips that attach to your sacrum are very tight and yanking on the nerves both on around your coccyx and the nerves that innervate the front of your pelvis. My free website Do-It-Yourself-Joint-Pain-Relief.com,...

Joint Pain Relief: finger
Based on your description I d strongly suggest you see a doctor - and preferably a Rheumatologist. It sounds like you may have a form of arthritis (there are several kinds - and without an exam and possibly the results of some blood tests it s not possible...

Joint Pain Relief: sacral pain and hip.also pinch in labia
Hi Rosemary, So sorry to hear about your pain and troubles! Based on your description the problem might well be a back problem with symptoms radiating into your leg. Since the problem is aggravated by positions (sitting on a hard surface) and walking...

Joint Pain Relief: shoulder/bicep pain
Hello Victoria, The “popping” just means the joint needs more space and freedom to function smoothly. So just keep releasing tight tissue and you should get to the place where there is no (or at least a lot less) popping. “Bursitis” is just short tight...

Joint Pain Relief: pain, pelvic girdle pain relief, hip pain relief
pelvic girdle pain relief, hip pain relief: Hello Barrie, Sorry to hear about your fall and the subsequent pain. I do think I can help you. Basically, you just need to to the right things in the right way to get those muscles to release. The trick is understanding that your cerebellum at the...

Joint Pain Relief: Metatarsalgia, burning feet sensation, metatarsalgia
burning feet sensation, metatarsalgia: Hi Sue, Sorry to hear about the feet. Yes, I do think my Burning Feet Sensation page, http://www.do-it-yourself-joint-pain-relief.com/burning-feet-sensation-relief.html might do the trick for you, so I would definitely give it a try. And since you...

Joint Pain Relief: Buring Feet & Forehead, natural migraine relief
natural migraine relief: Hello Paresh, Well, I can honestly say that this is the first time I ve ever heard of these symptoms being related. I m not sure they are, but I d recommend that first you make sure you are not dehydrated, since that could cause such a sensation. Next,...

Joint Pain Relief: hip pain relief, hip pain relief, testicle pain relief
hip pain relief, testicle pain relief: Hello Barrie, Good question, it s a common question as well. In my experience, most of the time you do not need to strengthen muscles, but you need to release the muscles so they can then function properly. Releasing them makes them functionally stronger....

Joint Pain Relief: TMJ, jaw joint pain relief, TMJ pain relief
jaw joint pain relief, TMJ pain relief: Hi Barbara, Yes, there are definitely ways to relieve your TMJ pain. On my completely free to the world website I have a Jaw Joint Pain Relief page, http://www.do-it-yourself-joint-pain-relief.com/jaw-joint-pain.html with videos that will show...

Joint Pain Relief: Credentials
Hi Gail, I trained at the Rolf Institute of Structural Integration 25 years ago. I also apprenticed for 2 years with one of Dr. Ida Rolf s first students who d been Rolfing for 35 years, which I do believe gave me at least a 20 year jumpstart on bodywork...

Joint Pain Relief: Elbow problems, elbow joint pain relief
elbow joint pain relief: Hi Max, Sorry to hear about the elbow problems. Hopefully, I can help. It sounds a lot like you have tight muscle groups around your elbow joint that both cause it to crack at times and prevents you from doing press ups. Joints need appropriate space...

Joint Pain Relief: Muscle/Joint area, shoulder joint pain relief
shoulder joint pain relief: Hi Eddie, If you go to my free Shoulder Joint Pain Relief page and watch the Step 2, video here, http://www.do-it-yourself-joint-pain-relief.com/shoulder-joint-pain-relief.html#Video2 watch how release the underside of your collarbone and then do that...

Joint Pain Relief: neck tension, constant headache 7+ years, neck pain relief, jaw joint pain relief
neck pain relief, jaw joint pain relief: Hi Cory, Sorry to hear about your constant headache. Your theory does not sound unreasonable, since I ve had many folks with a headache that disappears when I release their jaw and/or their neck. And my theory for headaches into to eye and side of the...

Joint Pain Relief: chondromalica patella (osteoarithitis), chondromalacia patella knee pain
chondromalacia patella knee pain: Hello John, I d recommend you go to my completely free Chrondromalcia self-treatment page here, http://www.do-it-yourself-joint-pain-relief.com/exercises-for-chondromalacia-patella-knee-pain.html I m hopeful the techniques in the videos can give you...

Joint Pain Relief: Leg pain
Joint Pain Relief: Leg pain

Joint Pain Relief: Leg pain, pelvic girdle pain relief
pelvic girdle pain relief: Hi Gwen, Sorry to hear your pain is still an issue after doing so much work on yourself. Let s see if I can help... First, I d focus on your hips and all the muscles that attach to your pelvis. If those aren t free, with all you have going on, then...

Joint Pain Relief: Osteoarthritis both thumbs, thumb joint pain relief
thumb joint pain relief: Hi Pat, At this point in time, I think your best option would be to recruit a friend to use their finger and thumbs to do the work. And have them press their thumbs (using their bodyweight will require less strength in the areas with bigger muscles) on...

Joint Pain Relief: back pain, Sacroiliac Joint Pain Relief
Sacroiliac Joint Pain Relief: Hi Frank, From your description, it does sound like Sacroiliac Joint pain (SI Joint Pain). This is the place where your hip bone and sacrum come together on each side of your very lower back. The good news is that it s usually caused by the muscles around...

Joint Pain Relief: help
Hello Anton, I do not have an image, but just gently rocking from side like you might if you were listening to one of your favorite mellow songs is all I m recommending. You just want to feel the weight of your body in one foot, and then when you rock...

Joint Pain Relief: neck pain on BOTH SIDES of neck, neck and shoulder pain
neck and shoulder pain: Hi Dave, Sorry to hear about the neck issues. You said you ve tried my techniques and they are not helping you this time. All I can offer is to suggest that the most likely causes of what you describe are the tight muscles on the edge of your shoulder...

Joint Pain Relief: Weak in the knees, Chondromalacia Knee Pain Relie
Chondromalacia Knee Pain Relie: Hello Bud, Sorry to hear about all the knee issues. Hopefully, what I offer will help. It sounds like your muscles in your upper legs are strong enough, but not flexible enough, which is why you need they take a little time to work properly when you...

Joint Pain Relief: finger swelling, finger joint pain relief
finger joint pain relief: Hi Sally, Since you said video and not videos I want to make sure you ve seen the whole 3 Video Series on Finger Joint Pain Relief, so here s the free page with all the videos, http://www.do-it-yourself-joint-pain-relief.com/finger-joint-pain-relief.html...

Joint Pain Relief: Knee Pain Relief, Knee Joint Pain Relief
Knee Joint Pain Relief: Hi Silvano, Yes, I think a simple neoprene sleeve (or other flexible material) around the knee may a lot. Also, do play with the position of the seat when driving. Both height and distance from the pedal could be a factor. Hope this helps! Best,...

Joint Pain Relief: pelvic girdle pain, pelvic girdle pain relief
pelvic girdle pain relief: Hello Barrie, The fact that the muscles hurt so much when you press on them is because they are very tight. When you release them with the techniques I demo in my videos, there will more space and freedom for your pudendal nerve. You need to work on those...

Joint Pain Relief: Help, joint pain relief
joint pain relief: Hi Ami, I m in Encinitas, CA, 30 minutes north of San Diego. I don t know what this All Experts Website s rules are about me soliciting patients, as no doubt some people would abuse the great service All Experts provides. If you go to my Do It...

Joint Pain Relief: hip pain, hip pain relief
hip pain relief: Hello Barrie, I m glad to hear of your progress! Yes, I do have a Hip Pain Relief page here, http://www.do-it-yourself-joint-pain-relief.com/hip-pain-relief.html Again, just like before, follow along with the videos and release all the areas with inappropriately...

Joint Pain Relief: lower back pain, lower back pain relief
lower back pain relief: Hello Barrie, I m not exactly sure from your description what s going on, but I think I get it. I would a modified back bridge to strengthen area. If you lie on your back with your knees bent and feet flat on the floor, and then lift your pelvis toward...

Joint Pain Relief: pain in groin, hip pain relief
hip pain relief: Hi Polly, If it s bone on bone then the techiques will only give you temporary relief, but you may find a couple, like the ones where I have you sitting on the ball that do help reduce the pain. You can do all the techniques at once or a few at a time....

Joint Pain Relief: plaster, burning feet sensation relief, burning feet sensation relief
burning feet sensation relief: Hello Ahmed, Sorry to hear about your ankle injury. Your burning sensation could just be from the swelling in the area that has occurred from your ankle injury, and if it is caused directly from the swelling I m not sure there is much you can do. BUT,...

Joint Pain Relief: Strained muscle in ankle joint, ankle joint pain relief
ankle joint pain relief: Hi Cindy, Sorry to hear about your ankle. The good news is that you already went to the MD and ruled out that there are any breaks or tears that are causing your pain. So that only leaves tight soft-tissue as the cause. Most chronic structural pain...

Joint Pain Relief: Wrist pulled by Dog, wrist pain relief
wrist pain relief: Hello Jay, Sorry to hear about your injury. I ve actually done the same thing myself. Two things generally happen with an event like yours. First, the tendon attachment from the muscle to the bone gets inflamed. Second, the ligaments that go from bone...

Joint Pain Relief: big toe joint pain, big toe joint pain
big toe joint pain: Hi Rebecca, Wow, sorry to hear about your big toe pain. I do hope this helps. So, since you already have been doing the big toe pain page (this one, I hope, http://www.do-it-yourself-joint-pain-relief.com/big-toe-joint-pain.html you never know,...

Joint Pain Relief: finger swelling, finger joint pain relief
finger joint pain relief: Hi Sally, My experience with my patients knuckles and my own knuckles is that once the bruising is gone and the swelling remains, then it s time to work on the knuckle, because working on it and moving the joint will actually help the swelling go down,...

Joint Pain Relief: Reoccurring knee pain., knee pain relief, Chondromalacia Patella Knee Pain Relief
knee pain relief, Chondromalacia Patella Knee Pain Relief: Hi Jordan, Sorry to hear about the knee pain. Sounds like you have tight quad muscles and that are pulling a bit on your knee joint and making it hurt. The key would be to release your quads and give your knee joint more space and freedom to function....

Joint Pain Relief: ribs, shoulder joint pain relief, upper back pain relief
shoulder joint pain relief, upper back pain relief: Hi Nicole, Sorry to hear about the injury. It sounds like there is some tight tissue from the injury that still needs to be released. The tissue tightens when you get injured to protect you, but sometimes doesn t let go very well after you are healed....

Jokes & Comedians: general, ramen noodles, middle act
ramen noodles, middle act, comedy club: Hi Water, How do you guys travel to different clubs? Generally we drive. Some of the more well-known names may fly, but for the huge majority of working comics, it s driving. Do you google directions and go? Google, Mapquest, et al didn t exist...

Jokes & Comedians: Improv Info?, pop culture history, food society
pop culture history, food society, decent knowledge: Hi Phoenix, Improve doesn t require intelligence so much as quick wit. You have to fast on your toes and be able to play off of any situation that s thrown your way. As for your second question; as we become more and more of a fast food society, and...

Jokes & Comedians: Rick Bryan- Stand-up comedian to be......., stand up comedian, stand up comedy
stand up comedian, stand up comedy, allexperts: Hi Rick, I get this question a lot and I ve got a standard response, which is available in the archives: http://en.allexperts.com/q/Jokes-Comedians-1535/started.htm So take a look at that and if it spurs you to any related questions or there are still...

Jokes & Comedians: funny orchestra conductor name, cirque du soleil, television
Jokes & Comedians: funny orchestra conductor name, cirque du soleil, television

Jokes & Comedians: fun talk, nobody smile, occasional joke
nobody smile, occasional joke, applause: Isaac -- It s good that you re thinking ahead about such a situation, because it s bound to happen once in a while. A fairly common approach, and one that I think works pretty well, is to be ready to make a joke *about* the lack of response to the original...

Jokes & Comedians: funny orchestra conductor name, victor borge, orchestra conductor
victor borge, orchestra conductor, physical comedy: John -- Thanks for the question -- an interesting one even though it s kind of out of my area of expertise. I didn t immediately recognize the act (or comedian). I tried some web searches with the details you provided and all I came up with was somebody...

Jokes & Comedians: Preacher role, pocket new testament, religious character
pocket new testament, religious character, kind of game: Sal -- I appreciate your desire to come up with a great character, but I m also wondering whether you may be (just possibly) over-thinking this a little bit. Unless the instructions you ve been given state otherwise, I m betting that the entertainment company...

Jokes & Comedians: Controlling nerves and how to make sure your not over doing it and copywrighted material, controlling nerves, performance anxiety
controlling nerves, performance anxiety, america s got talent: Hi Jennifer, When I m on stage I m fine but once I had forgotton what I was going to say and I got kinda scared and it showed. I did improv as best as I could and managed to keep going. How do you memorize everything and make it all flow even if you are...

Jokes & Comedians: a comedian problem, harvard dropout, self defeat
harvard dropout, self defeat, crazy things: Jesse, you re either funny or you re not. Joking around with friends is one thing, but actually building a rapport with an audience is a completely different ball game. You have to have timing, stamina, patience and the willingness to admit to yourself, Maybe...

Jokes & Comedians: Getting Started, open mic nights, open mic night
open mic nights, open mic night, resource pool: Hi Karla, In most cases, other local comics will point you in the right direction, possibly recommend you or give you the names of bookers they know. But that cuts both ways - if you ask them for help, it s their name that you re going to use, so they...

Jokes & Comedians: getting started, allexperts, comedians
allexperts, comedians, jokes: Hi John, I get this question quite a bit. I d suggest looking at the following past answer I ve given and, if it sparks any additional questions, feel free to ask a follow-up. http://en.allexperts.com/q/Jokes-Comedians-1535/started.htm Mat...

Jokes & Comedians: getting started, allexperts, comedians
allexperts, comedians, comedian: Hi Cash, I get this question a lot and I ve got a standard response, which is available in the archives: http://en.allexperts.com/q/Jokes-Comedians-1535/started.htm So take a look at that and if it spurs you to any related questions or there are still...

Jokes & Comedians: comedy material, stand up comedian, stand up comedy
stand up comedian, stand up comedy, writing a term paper: Chelsea -- What a great question! I think you may already have the answer, even if you don t realize it. I have long been a funny guy with my friends, too. But you correctly observe that stand-up comedy is not the same thing as making funny comments...

Jokes & Comedians: What should I do??, voice training, voice classes
voice training, voice classes, speech: Jennifer -- I, too, believe that my voice is not one of my strong points, and I long for the radio-announcer voice that one of my friends has. (But I wish I were better-looking, too, and so I guess it s just one of those things I m going to live with.)...

Jokes & Comedians: memory, memory, ideas
memory, ideas, notes: leeroy -- [Sorry; you give no clue about how to properly capitalize your name] I know what you re talking about! In answer to your question: No, I don t think there s a really good way to remember these ideas that pop into one s head unexpectedly, apart...

Jokes & Comedians: about joke writing, double entendres, chris answer
double entendres, chris answer, cop shows: Chris -- It sounds like you re asking the right questions, but it s getting a little out of my area of experience, as I haven t done punchline-based material much. I would say that the observations you make (e.g., comedy is based on doing the opposite...

Jokes & Comedians: What's Funny or Offensive, true life experiences, comedians
true life experiences, comedians, laugh: Funny is funny. However, what comedians refer to as blue humor is what some may find offensive or controversial. If it makes people laugh, say it. Words alone hurt no one and are basically meaningless. And if they do, they probably shouldn t listen to them...

Jokes & Comedians: Getting 1st gig, gigs, audition
gigs, audition: Ed -- Thanks for the great question. It certainly sounds like you ve been approaching this whole thing very systematically, which is good. I don t have experience myself with getting a professional gig (i.e., at least being asked by somebody who doesn...

Jokes & Comedians: Comedy, empty coke, blah blah
empty coke, blah blah, class clown: Brayden -- This question is a little out of my area, which has more to do with planned comedy than with opportunistic one-liners. However, I can identify with your situation in that I also am pretty fast with this sort of situational humor and it would...

Jokes & Comedians: Improve my speech., graphic memory, intelegence
graphic memory, intelegence, babysitting service: Class clowning is a good positive step. But stick with school, do your home work and keep up the confidence. Maybe one day you ll make it to the stage. I ll be looking forward to seeing ya. Good luck! If someone calls you names (including teachers and students...

Jokes & Comedians: Why don’t some comedians laugh about their jokes?, straight face, comedians
straight face, comedians, kinds of emotions: Anthony -- I m thinking that you are referring to the fact that some stage comedians deliver their jokes so that the audience laughs, but the comedian does not laugh along with them, instead keeping a straight face. I think this technique makes some...

Jokes & Comedians: Joke Writing, joke writing, timing
joke writing, timing, level of detail: Evan -- Sure, this makes sense. I think it s great that you re thinking about these practical matters. I should preface my response by saying that I have not done material that s structured into separate jokes, but I think I can give you some reasonable...

Jokes & Comedians: about writing and performing, distinctive attitude, motivation of employees
distinctive attitude, motivation of employees, public speakers: Chris -- Yes! In fact, I think everyone who works effectively with groups (comedians, teachers, public speakers, managers) has something in common with an actor -- not always in the sense that a prewritten script is being followed, but definitely in the...

Jokes & Comedians: comediands, straight face, comedians
straight face, comedians, comedian: Thijs -- This is an interesting question. It s always nice to be excited about one s own work, and so if a comedian laughs about his or her own material while sitting at home preparing it, that s probably a good thing. Whether this laughter should occur...

Jokes & Comedians: preparing for first open mic, liquid courage, open mic
liquid courage, open mic, comedian: Alex -- I apologize for the delay in my response. You pose an interesting set of questions. I doubt that they are completely uncommon. As far as how to turn your notebook of ideas (and it s great that you have written your ideas down!) into a decent-sounding...

Jokes & Comedians: sarcasm, sarcastic wit, stand up comedy
sarcastic wit, stand up comedy, unfair life: Chris -- This is an interesting question, because I think that, for most people, sarcasm doesn t require a lot of brainpower. You do need to have reasonable powers of observation. For example, if you look at a friend s class schedule and notice that it...

Jokes & Comedians: understatement, maximum effect, sarcasm
maximum effect, sarcasm, understatement: Chris -- I d say that understatements are generally a particular form of sarcasm, although it is possible to deliver understatements while pretending that you don t realize they re understatements. This isn t a form of humor that I use myself, so I...

Jokes & Comedians: Controlling nerves, controlling nerves, willing friends
controlling nerves, willing friends, test audience: Mark -- I think it s great that you are determined to give this a try despite your concerns that it might be uncomfortable for you. I can think of a couple of ways to go with this situation. One option would be just to head out to some kind of open-mic...

Jokes & Comedians: Is being a stand up comic worth doing, stand up comedian, singing telegrams
stand up comedian, singing telegrams, party clown: Stephen -- Thanks for an interesting question. I think that, indirectly, this question is at the root of many questions people send me, but you ve gotten right to it. I should first mention that the job you re asking about is not a job that I ve done...

Jokes & Comedians: Subjects for humor columns, replacement iron, humor columns
replacement iron, humor columns, canyon news: How about observations? Look for what you find funny or ironic in daily life and write short bits. Nothing cheesy or too heady. You can even do short vignettes. Here s an example of something I ve written: THE MAN WHO LOST SOME ETC. Seems there was an...

Jokes & Comedians: getting started in stand up, answer sections, plethera
Jokes & Comedians: getting started in stand up, answer sections, plethera, comedy

Jokes & Comedians: getting started in stand up, close observation, good jokes
close observation, good jokes, side splitters: Matt -- I think that going right from joking around with friends to the stage of a comedy club is probably not the way to go, partly because you might get heckled but even more because you would probably not put on a very good show. (Q: What s worse than...

Jokes & Comedians: what about 32 ?, sam kinison, professional comedian
sam kinison, professional comedian, old dude: Joe -- It hasn t been my goal to be a professional comedian, but I started doing serious work with it at about the age you are. I m really thinking that age isn t a big factor in getting started. If you ve read my other answers, you may know that I advocate...

Jokes & Comedians: Comedy, writing, preparation
writing, preparation: Louis -- This is a good question, and I suspect that different people would have quite different answers to it. I think it s important to realize that being funny in conversation and writing for comedy are two very different things. Much of our conversational...

Jokes & Comedians: Capitol Steps, song parodies, song parody
song parodies, song parody, capitol steps: David -- Good question. This one is actually addressed on the Steps FAQ page (http://www.capsteps.com/about/faq.html), where they say that they don t take songs written outside the group and give a reason why. But I think it s great that you ve been doing...

Jokes & Comedians: Best time to start off, open mic event, professional critics
open mic event, professional critics, adult performers: Ryan -- This is an interesting question. Most people wonder how quickly they can move through various stages in developing their talents, but you re phrasing this question with the idea (I think) that it might not be in your best interests to rush things...

Jokes & Comedians: comedic personna, facial expressions, best bet
facial expressions, best bet, comedians: Chris -- It sounds as if you ve already been doing the main thing that I recommend, which is to study the work of other comedians you admire. I would suspect, however, that more than just words are involved for many good comedians. The words are important,...

Jokes & Comedians: Multiple PERSONA-lity, internet version, rookies
Jokes & Comedians: Multiple PERSONA-lity, internet version, rookies, myspace

Jokes & Comedians: Multiple PERSONA-lity, zach galifianakis, open mic night
zach galifianakis, open mic night, mike epps: Jarel Jimmy -- Thanks for the interesting questions. I ll tell you right away that I am personally more comfortable with a performer who has some sort of predictable pattern, even if he would also be described as out there. One could even be unpredictable...

Jokes & Comedians: Reworking Material & Your Audience, bad joke, initial decision
bad joke, initial decision, interesting questions: Jarel Jimmy -- Thanks for your questions. I m only going to tackle one of them directly, the one about telling the difference between a bad joke or the wrong audience, although clearly the questions are closely related. Probably my first thought when...

Jokes & Comedians: Joke Help, classroom educator, brian regan
classroom educator, brian regan, commics: TJ -- I apologize for the delay in my response -- I must have missed the first notification of your question, but the AllExperts system has now sent me a reminder. I m impressed at what you have thought through already. I ll see if I can add some more...

Jokes & Comedians: more specifically about writing, writing jokes
writing jokes: Chris -- I think the most important part of what you write in your question is that you have some sort of a plan for how you re going to approach your writing. I haven t thought of the particular plan you describe before now, but it seems like a great idea....

Jokes & Comedians: Observation, youth soccer team, everyday situation
youth soccer team, everyday situation, alternative version: Tommy -- It s definitely true that many jokes are based on unique observations made about everyday situations. These work well because the audience is already familiar with the situation (since it s an everyday situation) and it remains only for the humorist...

Jokes & Comedians: Bill Cosby, bill cosby fan, funny fellow
bill cosby fan, funny fellow, comedy albums: Lila -- Thanks for the question (not stupid, and you provide a lot of detailed information to get started with). I don t recognize the routine that you describe, but the album is Bill Cosby Is A Very Funny Fellow Right! . I looked at a listing of the...

Jokes & Comedians: Careers in Political Satire, examples of satire, political satire
examples of satire, political satire, colbert report: Brian -- Thanks for your question. I have to say that I ve never really thought about how one might select a course of study for this purpose (usually, people aren t thinking so long-term), but I ll try working backwards from what I think you might find...

Jokes & Comedians: Careers in Political Satire, neuro linguistic programming, political satire
Jokes & Comedians: Careers in Political Satire, neuro linguistic programming, political satire, colbert report

Jokes & Comedians: Comedy Writing Rules, structure rules, moderate rate
structure rules, moderate rate, flips: Jarel -- I ll give two rules, but they really only apply to the spoonerism-based comedy that I ve done myself: (1) The underlying story needs to be something the audience is pretty familiar with, or else they won t be able to follow what s going on and...

Jokes & Comedians: Improv in StandUp, unexpected situations, heckler
unexpected situations, heckler, improv: Jarel -- Both are important, just for different reasons. Nobody who performs a lot comes up with a fresh set of material for each audience, so most (almost all) of your routine is going to be stuff you ve done lots of times before. As you do it over and...

Jokes & Comedians: Where do I begin?, time liz, initial move
time liz, initial move, limiting factor: Liz -- It s great that you want to pursue your goal of performing. No doubt you have discovered that being 16 can be a limiting factor right now, but I also think that it has some advantages. You might not be able to perform at a bar as easily, but there...

Jokes & Comedians: How to deal with other comics?, stand up comedy, jay leno
stand up comedy, jay leno, professional networking: Thomas -- It sounds like you re thinking about this in a reasonable way. It s probably good to be open to those who are also open, but a bit self-protective in terms of not getting your hopes up excessively for relationships that might not develop. You...

Jokes & Comedians: my jokes, right at the time, time hope
Jokes & Comedians: my jokes, right at the time, time hope, heat of the moment

Jokes & Comedians: my jokes, audience reaction, funny joke
audience reaction, funny joke, open mic: Mike -- I ve never really thought of this situation from the angle that you take in your question, but I think I do recognize the phenomenon. I suppose this can happen from seeds of self-doubt growing over time, or perhaps because preparation and rehearsal...

Jokes & Comedians: Copyrighting material, comedian, good question
comedian, good question, copyright law: Mike -- Good question. Copyright is something that we ve all heard about but I think most of us aren t sure exactly what it is or how it works. Fortunately, there s actually some really good information about U.S. copyright law and procedures at www.copyright.gov,...

Jokes & Comedians: comedy, comedian, accomplishment
comedian, accomplishment, audiences: Danny -- Thanks for an interesting question. My observation of various careers (my own as well as those of others close to me) is that just about anything has its benefits as well as some drawbacks. So, I m thinking that being a comedian is just about as...

Jokes & Comedians: More funny, good sense of humor, computer troubles
good sense of humor, computer troubles, thanks for your patience: Carissa -- I apologize for the delay in my response and hope that you received the explanatory message I asked for AllExperts to relay to you. I had some computer troubles and am only now on the air again. Thanks for your patience. So, on to your question......

Jokes & Comedians: Sharing your thoughts with other comics...., finding my way, thought processes
finding my way, thought processes, bad advice: Danny -- I think you re asking a good question, and probably one that applies in lots of situations in life. My perspective would be that you can be helpful to other people without hurting your own position, and helpfulness now often pays back later (though...

Jokes & Comedians: Comics who make it and comics who don't...., comedy book, luck factor
comedy book, luck factor, substantial component: Mike -- This is an interesting question, even if the answer to why some make it and some don t ultimately turns out to be Who knows? One could probably ask the same question (and perhaps arrive at the same answer) for artists and performers of any...

Jokes & Comedians: nervous, standup comedian, volunteer position
standup comedian, volunteer position, open mic: Kaden -- It s great that you want to do something more with your skills and talents at humor. And it s scary (I know!) to think of attempting something official that is unfamiliar and which risks disappointment to some degree. But that doesn t mean that...

Jokes & Comedians: can't remember a joke---only punchline, greatest invention, cold things
Jokes & Comedians: can't remember a joke---only punchline, greatest invention, cold things, best invention

Jokes & Comedians: can't remember a joke---only punchline, thermos bottle, google search
thermos bottle, google search, square brackets: Jan -- I was able to find several potential answers by doing a Google search for [ how do it know joke] (including the quotation marks but not the square brackets). You can do the search yourself to see if you recognize the joke you re thinking of. The...

Jokes & Comedians: "Your in the barrel", dirty joke, square brackets
dirty joke, square brackets, google: Jason -- This is a reference to a classic (and somewhat unpleasant, I find) dirty joke. I m going to decline to relate the joke here, but you can read about it by doing a Google (or your favorite) search for [joke your turn in the barrel]. (Don t type the...

Jokes & Comedians: Corporate comedy question, corporate comedy, volunteer appreciation
corporate comedy, volunteer appreciation, employee volunteer: Sammy -- This is an interesting question. I think you re probably already ahead of the game in that you understand that a corporation isn t going to want to book an unknown and risk a flop for their big customer meeting. The corporation has money and can...

Jokes & Comedians: sense of humor, fast food restaurant, volunteer job
fast food restaurant, volunteer job, communicating with groups: Jack -- Thanks for your good question. I think it is sometimes difficult when other people seem to be able to exhibit a sense of humor in groups very easily. I know that in school I was very shy in social situations and it made it hard for me to find anything...

Jokes & Comedians: Writing comedy, comedian, listeners
Jokes & Comedians: Writing comedy, comedian, listeners, sake

Jokes & Comedians: Writing comedy, writing jokes, professional comedy
writing jokes, professional comedy, writing comedy: Brandon -- Thanks for your message, and I apologize for the delay in my response. You express a very common and important problem -- lots of us who are funny in a spontaneous way have no idea how to plan out a comedy routine. But the fact that you have...

Jokes & Comedians: writing a joke by starting at the punchline, free resources, joke
Jokes & Comedians: writing a joke by starting at the punchline, free resources, joke, education

Jokes & Comedians: writing a joke by starting at the punchline, doug stanhope, stand up comedy
doug stanhope, stand up comedy, short jokes: Jason -- Thanks for your message, and I apologize for the delay in my response (wasn t due to a problem with what you asked -- just my life getting too busy!). This is a good question. I don t have experience with writing the punchline-type jokes that...

Jokes & Comedians: Creative/Witty Comebacks, witty comebacks, best friend in the world
witty comebacks, best friend in the world, group counseling: Rosana -- Thanks for the interesting question. I think I have a good idea of what you re talking about, as I, too, imagine all the witty things I could say to deftly manage such situations -- if only I could think of them and were far more assertive than...

Jokes & Comedians: Creative/Witty Comebacks, freak out, panhandlers
Jokes & Comedians: Creative/Witty Comebacks, freak out, panhandlers, aggressive defense

Jokes & Comedians: Reference, ymca dance, google
ymca dance, google, missing the point: James -- Thanks for your question. I would guess that the point is that it s playing off of the YMCA dance. (Google [YMCA dance] if you re not familiar with this.) Whether this makes it funny is probably subject to individual interpretation. -- To...

Jokes & Comedians: Trouble with joke wording, punchline, one liners
punchline, one liners, messes: Jason -- Thanks for your question. Honestly, I don t see anything wrong with the version of the joke that you wrote. All you need to do is add a few years of experience, a supportive TV host, and an audience and laugh track -- and you d look just as...

Jokes & Comedians: Finding the line., famous comedians, student evaluations
famous comedians, student evaluations, drawing the line: Chris -- Thanks for your good question. One thing that I ve come to believe about humor is that there is no humor without risk. The reason (I think) is that an inherent part of the humorous effect is that the person trying to be funny is going out on a...

Jokes & Comedians: I have a few uncertainties about comedy and stand up comedy?
Dan -- Thanks for your message and good questions. It sounds to me like you ve done some important things already: (a) You ve prepared and refined your material, realizing that standup is not the same thing as being spontaneously funny with your friends....

Jokes & Comedians: Stand up
Chris -- Thanks for your message. It can sometimes be hard to move from the planning phase to the point where you consider your routine final (or at least ready to go). You probably have had the experience of every time you go over your routine again,...

Jokes & Comedians: (Longer) Different Sense of Humor
Jokes & Comedians: (Longer) Different Sense of Humor

Jokes & Comedians: (Longer) Different Sense of Humor
Tabitha -- Thanks for your question. I can see that you ve given this problem a lot of thought, have tried some reasonable responses to the situation, and have analyzed the outcomes and effects of what you ve already tried. It s going to be hard for me...

Jokes & Comedians: IS 25 TO OLD TO BREAK INTO COMEDY, freaks of nature, colonel sanders
freaks of nature, colonel sanders, comedy clubs: Tyrone, Thanks for the question. You are absolutely not too old to get into stand-up. Sure, there are freaks of nature like Chappelle and Bill Hicks who started in their early teens, but the dynamics of modern comedy mean that most people start at about...

Jokes & Comedians: 3 the magic number, rule of threes, matt macdonald
rule of threes, matt macdonald, intense fight: Well the main rule in comedy is the rule of threes meaning things are funny in threes. So when telling a joke you would say Something, something and something the third something being the punchline. or you tell a select joke three times the third time...

Jokes & Comedians: 35th birthday ideas, 35th birthday ideas, noun phrases
35th birthday ideas, noun phrases, mad lib: Sally -- This sounds like a clever idea and, especially in an election year, it should offer lots of possibilities. I m just brainstorming here, but if you and your guests are up to some pre-party effort, you could consider generating slogans in the...

Jokes & Comedians: Advice on starting out as a comedian, professional comedian, stand up comedy
professional comedian, stand up comedy, compliments: Im am sorry but I have not spent qulifcations in being a comedian i just try to be funny and if i am not up to certian standards i just say that i am not your type of comidan and add a joke to it. Mostly if they dont like one, they wont like them all...

Jokes & Comedians: Age & comedy, overnight success story, overnight successes
overnight success story, overnight successes, bar tab: Just dont give up your day job. There should be alot of workshops in your area. Not just in comedy, but in acting. Also your local clubs should have an amatuer night (usually Monday night). It takes a while to find your routine and style. But who knows.........

Jokes & Comedians: Amount of material & re-using a set, worthy material, conversion rate
worthy material, conversion rate, five minutes: Brian, On average, or for you, how many minutes of new material can a comic, or can you create per year or month. Well, I wrote a lot - I probably had about five minutes of what I considered test worthy material per week. In other words, material...

Jokes & Comedians: advice, little scarry, female comedians
little scarry, female comedians, shock value: Taking the perverbial plunge for me wasn t hard. I had done theater and such, so I was used to being in front of audiences. Though stand up crowds aren t always as polite as the theater going types. Now, as far as being a female comic, my advice to you would...

Jokes & Comedians: Beginners mistakes, matt mcdonald, comedy scene
matt mcdonald, comedy scene, audience reaction: Adam, Thanks for the kind comments and good feedback. I m glad I gave you some information that seemed helpful. As to your follow-up question regarding the identity of a particular comic, I m afraid it doesn t ring a bell. There was a time, back in...

Jokes & Comedians: Bill Cosby, old weird harold, ghost dad
old weird harold, ghost dad, jello pudding pop: Dear Kristie: Bill s most famous character is Fat Albert. Hey, hey, hey . . . it s Faaaaaaat Albert. He s also famous for the Jello Pudding Pop commercials. He used to (early years) talk all the time about himself and his brother, Russell (who used...

Jokes & Comedians: Boston Comedy Open Mics, chicago sun times, open mics
chicago sun times, open mics, boston comedy: Ramy, Thanks for the question. I must have mislinked in that prior answer. I don t remember where I looked to get the list of open mic in Boston for that specific answer. But, I can give you a couple of links that will be open mics for all of Massachusetts....

Jokes & Comedians: How do I become a comdeian?, inner dialogue, new jokes
inner dialogue, new jokes, material development: I really want to be a comedian, what kind of research do comedians do for jokes, and etc? Other information would be great, thnks! what kind of research do comedians do for jokes, and etc? It depends on what you would consider research. Many comics...

Jokes & Comedians: how to become a comedian, becoming a comedian, open mic night
becoming a comedian, open mic night, comedy nights: Nicola, Hi, It s likely you re going to face a problem that I had to deal with too: you re too young to legally get into most places where comedy is performed. That s the first thing you need to work out – how are you going to get in the venue to perform...

Jokes & Comedians: The beginings, rundle mall, raw comedy
rundle mall, raw comedy, blackout period: Tom, I really don t know what to tell you as far as the mall gig. Personally, I wouldn t touch it with a ten foot pole. I d be willing to bet it will be a painful experience. Comedy, in my experience, doesn t work as a street art unless it s largely...

Jokes & Comedians: best way to get a persona, innate interest, audience members
innate interest, audience members, bill hicks: JJ, What would you say is the best way to get your persona I can t tell you how to get one, because persona is a very nebulous and poorly defined thing, making it difficult to talk about. Basically, to understand a persona, I think a good exercise...

Jokes & Comedians: where to buy, capitol steps, tax cuts
capitol steps, tax cuts, good luck: Morgan -- Aren t they great? When you get your CD, I think you ll find not only that it s entertaining to listen to repeatedly, but also that you ll catch some jokes built into the lyrics that you hadn t caught the first times you listened. I have never...

Jokes & Comedians: Capitol Steps - Spoonerism based comedy, minute monologue, flip word
minute monologue, flip word, word pairs: Steve -- I can give you my summary rules for creating a good piece of this type; since you ve got experience, I m hoping these will make sense: 1) It s best if your story line is something that everyone knows. If you have a politically aware group...

Jokes & Comedians: Capitol Steps, political spectrum, terrific group
political spectrum, terrific group, talented folks: Judith -- Aren t they great? I think it s fascinating to see how they can poke fun at everybody across the political spectrum and most of the time seem to be right on, whether you re a supporter of their current target or not. I ve never looked into...

Jokes & Comedians: Career in comedy, becoming a comedian, stand ups
becoming a comedian, stand ups, open mic: Kyle - 1) Becoming a comedian as a kid doesn t really help because you have to be 21 to get into the clubs. 2) The best education to be a comedian is life. Talk about what you know in life, what you experience. I talk about how my dad beat with a belt...

Jokes & Comedians: Characteristics of amateur comic, stand up comedian, stand up comics
stand up comedian, stand up comics, stand up comedy: Joseph, I m not sure I can quantify it, but if I had to guess, I d say it breaks about 60%-70% of successful stand-up comics are naturally funny and the other 40% are more like myself in that they are funny at times and not at others. Now, let me say...

Jokes & Comedians: Christian comedy writing, christian comedy, dear tom
christian comedy, dear tom, capitol steps: Ivan -- This isn t something that I have direct knowledge about, but my experience learning to write and perform a particular type of comedy that I enjoyed was that it was valuable to study the work of people I admired. I guess that s not really a surprising...

Jokes & Comedians: The College Circuit, bookers, club owner
bookers, club owner, video tapes: I go about getting bookings several ways. First off I do it all myself. No manager to take a cut. Though, if you have a good one, the ten - fifteen percent is worth it. I have a list of club owners, one night bookers, college bookers, and corporate bookers...

Jokes & Comedians: College or Second City?, ohio university in athens ohio, sketch comedy
ohio university in athens ohio, sketch comedy, chicago comedy: Alex, I really can t provide you with an answer because we re all different when it comes to risk and all that it entails. All I can do is to provide my opinion. For one thing, my subjective experience is that once you leave college, it s very difficult...

Jokes & Comedians: Comedian pay, gas and food, travel 200
gas and food, travel 200, c level: Brian, Pay issues are very dicey because there are a lot of factors in play. As you ve already noted, there s the issue of what level of room you re working in: A, B or C? Who are you working for? Some bookers pay better than others, and they tend to increase...

Jokes & Comedians: Comedic Questions to Ask Individuals in a Crowd, adult side, funny answers
adult side, funny answers, funny questions: Hi Rod, Thanks for the question. Never had a similar one before. First of all, be forewarned that this is a potential minefield of problems, because you never know who s going to be offended by what. The bride and groom may be very open personally,...

Jokes & Comedians: Comedy, dirty acts, act comedy
dirty acts, act comedy, one of my best friends: Devin, If you get a second copy of this response, I apologize - I thought I sent you an answer yesterday, but it isn t showing up in my list, so I m not sure if I sent you a response or just thought I did. *** In my experience, there is no perfect...

Jokes & Comedians: Comedy, seperate issues, sketch comedy
seperate issues, sketch comedy, manageable chunks: Ibrahim, Well, there are really a couple of questions here. Wherever possible, I m going to give you links to answers I ve given in the past. That makes it easier for me, and it ll also allow you to take things in manageable chunks, rather than having...

Jokes & Comedians: Comedy/Stage Fright, internal feelings, comedy stage
internal feelings, comedy stage, stage fright: Sam -- Sorry for the delay in answering your question; the original e-mail must have gotten lost but the system has now automatically called my attention to it. I m going to take the perspective that whatever you do for a living, it should be something...

Jokes & Comedians: Comedy styles, improv class, stand up comics
improv class, stand up comics, comedic actor: Koren, Thanks for the question. It s interesting - I can t think of anybody I knew that did both improv and stand-up who I would say was equally as good at both, or equally as successful. I think it comes down to which one you do first. I knew...

Jokes & Comedians: Stand Up Comedy, joke lists, sarcastic wit
joke lists, sarcastic wit, memory issues: Chris, Sorry for the delay in my response - I forgot to bring my power pack home this weekend for my laptop, so I had limited juice. Most new people struggle with memory issues - and not simply because they have a poor memory to begin with. There s...

Jokes & Comedians: career info, stand up comedians, open mic night
stand up comedians, open mic night, carrot top: Ok, here goes. 1. To be honest with you, people laugh at everything. Just not the same people. What works for one group of people will not work with another. I would tell you to work with what you think is funny. Carve out your nitch that way, and than...

Jokes & Comedians: christian comedy, open mic nights, christian comedian
open mic nights, christian comedian, target audience: Chauncey, Not to be flippant, but I am definitely not the right guy to talk to about this. I am about as far from a Christian comic as one could possibly get, so I don’t have any real insight into how getting into that circuit would work. I think your...

Jokes & Comedians: comedian/actress, matt macdonald, how to tell a joke
matt macdonald, how to tell a joke, marlo: Hiya Marlo. First things first. You need to ease up on the Fame or Bust idea because people don t necessarily like that attitude. Its great to have these aspirations and you should defiantly take the steps to get where you want to be. BUT you have to take...

Jokes & Comedians: Stand up comedian Ben Bailey., american comedian, bet
american comedian, bet: Euan, I m not sure if this is the Ben Bailey you re thinking of, but he s got the same name and he is a stand-up comic, so it seems like a good bet: http://www.therealbenbailey.com/. If it s him, he does have a CD: http://www.therealbenbailey.com/CD%20Page.htm...

Jokes & Comedians: comedian's identity, answer asap, flip wilson
answer asap, flip wilson, google: Mary -- Well, I sure didn t know the answer to this myself, but I think I can point you to enough evidence to win your bet. Go to Google (for example) and search for [ pastor of the church of what s happening now flip wilson ] (everything inside, but...

Jokes & Comedians: comedian material, new comers, comedy sites
new comers, comedy sites, john moyer: Kathy - It really depends on the comedian. Most comedians write their own stuff, but there are some that buy material. The ones who buy are at opposite ends of the spectrum. Usually its brand new comedians who have no act and cant write yet, so the buy. (Or...

Jokes & Comedians: comedian's name, rimmed glasses, rest thanks
rimmed glasses, rest thanks, medium height: Mark -- Sorry for the delay in my response. I read the message and wanted to think about it to see if I could come up with anything. No luck so far, however. You give a great description, but it just doesn t ring a bell. I wonder if there might be a...

Jokes & Comedians: comedian's name, john pinette, louis anderson
john pinette, louis anderson, john candy: Dear Kar: The only really big comedian with a whiny voice that parts his hair to one side I m coming up with who s been in movies and on Letterman (and others) is John Pinette out of Boston (or, of course, Louis Anderson out of Minnesota, currently hosting...

Jokes & Comedians: comedy, stand up comedy, comedy routines
stand up comedy, comedy routines, tape recorders: Megan, Megan, Get yourself a small tape recorder or a small notebook and keep this with you at all times. I used a notebook because I was self-conscious about waiting in line at a McDonald s and suddenly speaking into a tape recorder. Tape recorders...

Jokes & Comedians: stand up comedy, blackout period, open mics
blackout period, open mics, allexperts: Matt, Did I ever send you an answer to this question? I don t remember it at all. For a while (Most of June and July) I wasn t getting anything from AllExperts. This has apparently been corrected and I was just looking at my profile and realized your message...

Jokes & Comedians: The comedy biz, open mic night, comedy club
open mic night, comedy club, stage fright: I thought I answered this a few days ago, well I did, but I guess it never went through. Doing stand up is different for everybody and how I write and what I think is funny would be completely different from what somebody else thinks. So, if you already have...

Jokes & Comedians: comedy writing techniques, standup comedian, comedy writing
standup comedian, comedy writing, woody allen: Frankie, I do not consciously write jokes with misdirection, etc. in mind. Those are just tools - you have to know how and when to use them. Typically, I ll write a joke and then, if I think it needs a little something extra, I might tinker with it and...

Jokes & Comedians: Stand-up comedy, open mic nights, manteca ca
open mic nights, manteca ca, blank slate: Tom, Not really. Open mic nights are basically about learning how to perform and how to write good material. So really, there s no secret to getting better as a performer - you just have to get more stage time in order to learn how to perform naturally....

Jokes & Comedians: constipated, mathematician, ely
mathematician, ely, accountant: Hey Stephen, Q. Well, did you hear about the constipated accountant? A. He couldn t budget. Q. Did you hear about the constipated composer? A. He couldn t finish the last movement. Q. Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? A. He worked...

Jokes & Comedians: conversion process, crowd response, jerry seinfeld
crowd response, jerry seinfeld, first timers: Devon, The only way to know whether a joke is good or not is to do it on-stage. You can test it on friends and acquaintances, etc. but that s not usually a good barometer. You just have to accept that some jokes are going to fail and that you re going...

Jokes & Comedians: Debate, ok cupid, boarding school in england
ok cupid, boarding school in england, cencorship: Try this... In an about house... some faces house bitter faces about the face off against Facebook in this house... Facebook retaliates with housing bitter grudge against the house. Bitter faces and bitter grudges are refusing to negotiate. However, bitter...

Jokes & Comedians: Doug Anthony All Stars, doug anthony all stars, daas
doug anthony all stars, daas, mosh: The best place to buy, swap, sell or auction almost anything DAAS is at the MOSH website. The address is http://mosh.server101.com/cgi/ib3/ikonboard.cgi. This is an Australian based site so the people you will be buying and selling from will most likely...

Jokes & Comedians: diving into the amateur pool, amateur pool, gastrointestinal tract
amateur pool, gastrointestinal tract, downtown motel: Doug, No, comics don t have to start young - I mean, it certainly helps, but it s not a requirement. You gain certain big advantages in youth, for example it s easier to live the comedy lifestyle if you re not married, have kids, have a career , etc....

Jokes & Comedians: donuts and policeman, root idea, victor victor
root idea, victor victor, television character: Victor -- This is a reference to an American standing joke (stereotype) that police officers spend much of their time sitting around in donut shops. I think the root idea is that many police officers don t have much to do (because crime is infrequent) or...

Jokes & Comedians: Eye contact, sour puss, stage lighting
sour puss, stage lighting, open mic: Dan, Unfortunately, you ve asked a question that I m probably not fit to answer. My biggest problem in performance was looking at the crowd – I never did it well (or at all according to some of my friends). But here goes. There is one rule you might...

Jokes & Comedians: everday humor, late night talk show hosts, talk show hosts
late night talk show hosts, talk show hosts, late night talk show: Peter, You can sell your ideas to stand-up comics and the like, but you can t just walk in off the street and do it. Most comics buy jokes either from professional joke writers or other comics – they don t exactly advertise “I buy jokes” in the local paper....

Jokes & Comedians: First Stage Performance, important decisions, stage performance
important decisions, stage performance, first performance: Kala, First of all, it s really important that you read this whole thing, because you ve given me a lot to think about and there are a lot of points I want to make and a lot of things I considered that you should too. So make sure to read this whole thing,...

Jokes & Comedians: First time, decent jokes, stand up comedy
decent jokes, stand up comedy, funny ways: Alex -- What a great question! I, too, am a funny guy but didn t know anything about stand-up comedy the first time I tried. I m still not sure I d say I know much about it, but I ll share a few ideas anyway: * I started as a fan of one group s form...

Jokes & Comedians: Funniest Joke, sam kinnison, shecky greene
sam kinnison, shecky greene, henny youngman: Funniest comic I ever heard was Sam Kinnison. Funniest clean comic was Shecky Greene. Funniest joke depends on the mood I m in. Most consistently funny joke is any Henny Youngman one-liner. Q: Why do Jewish divorces cost so much money? A: Because...

Jokes & Comedians: IS 25 TO OLD TO BREAK INTO COMEDY, new perspective, creative arts
Jokes & Comedians: IS 25 TO OLD TO BREAK INTO COMEDY, new perspective, creative arts, comedians

Jokes & Comedians: Advice on starting out as a comedian, rosie o donald, blast material
Jokes & Comedians: Advice on starting out as a comedian, rosie o donald, blast material, jerry seinfeld

Jokes & Comedians: how to become a comedian, good luck man, comedians
Jokes & Comedians: how to become a comedian, good luck man, comedians, mirror

Jokes & Comedians: Comedian pay, pple, mics
Jokes & Comedians: Comedian pay, pple, mics, comedian

Jokes & Comedians: career info, cereal boxes, clang
Jokes & Comedians: career info, cereal boxes, clang, giraffe

Jokes & Comedians: christian comedy, andrew dice clay, clay material
Jokes & Comedians: christian comedy, andrew dice clay, clay material, joel osteen

Jokes & Comedians: comedian's name, arnold stang, comedian
Jokes & Comedians: comedian's name, arnold stang, comedian

Jokes & Comedians: Stand-up comedy, stage fright, focus group
Jokes & Comedians: Stand-up comedy, stage fright, focus group, rigidity

Jokes & Comedians: constipated, ruler, a3
Jokes & Comedians: constipated, ruler, a3, a2

Jokes & Comedians: Improv in Columbus, second city chicago, pale imitations
Jokes & Comedians: Improv in Columbus, second city chicago, pale imitations, tim lucas

Jokes & Comedians: identify a comedian, bolt action rifle, ron shock
Jokes & Comedians: identify a comedian, bolt action rifle, ron shock, attempted suicide

Jokes & Comedians: Jokes, burps, grasshopper
Jokes & Comedians: Jokes, burps, grasshopper, grasshoppers

Jokes & Comedians: Looking for the Name of a Stand-up comedian, brian regan, 5 mins
Jokes & Comedians: Looking for the Name of a Stand-up comedian, brian regan, 5 mins, google

Jokes & Comedians: Need a good joke..., funny text messages
Jokes & Comedians: Need a good joke..., funny text messages

Jokes & Comedians: name of Stand Up comedian, hold breath, dramatic pause
Jokes & Comedians: name of Stand Up comedian, hold breath, dramatic pause, red hair

Jokes & Comedians: the next step, oppertunity, recruiter
Jokes & Comedians: the next step, oppertunity, recruiter, gigs

Jokes & Comedians: old joke, out of the blue, joke
Jokes & Comedians: old joke, out of the blue, joke, elephant

Jokes & Comedians: popular poem, way to go home, poem
Jokes & Comedians: popular poem, way to go home, poem

Jokes & Comedians: salaries, open mics, comedy night
Jokes & Comedians: salaries, open mics, comedy night, open mic

Jokes & Comedians: song title
Jokes & Comedians: song title

Jokes & Comedians: Getting started in improv., profit organization whose goal, old dogs
Jokes & Comedians: Getting started in improv., profit organization whose goal, old dogs, improv festival

Jokes & Comedians: trouble with jokes, great paragraphs
Jokes & Comedians: trouble with jokes, great paragraphs

Jokes & Comedians: Writing jokes, crazy guy, stand up
Jokes & Comedians: Writing jokes, crazy guy, stand up, monetary concerns

Jokes & Comedians: Writing/Selling Comedy Material, jay leno, record labels
Jokes & Comedians: Writing/Selling Comedy Material, jay leno, record labels, nbc

Jokes & Comedians: who are they, cleaning balls, dirty mind
Jokes & Comedians: who are they, cleaning balls, dirty mind, jeb

Jokes & Comedians: finding a joke, doctor jokes, funny joke
doctor jokes, funny joke, doctors office: Hey Heidi, I will give you a bunch of doctor jokes and maybe one or all of them will suit what you need. So a guy goes to a doctors office and says So Doc...How long have I got to live? The doctor says Five Five what? Four...three... A guy...

Jokes & Comedians: foul language, dirty language, blah blah
dirty language, blah blah, red buttons: Stan, Your mom, and everybody else, has a right to their opinion but when you get right down to it it s the comic s act, it s the comic s success or failure, etc. So the short answer is this: let everybody have their opinion and tell you whatever they...

Jokes & Comedians: friends think I'm a hoot, comedy friends, comedy act
comedy friends, comedy act, friendship circle: Mark, Hi. I think I need to warn you right up front that there s some harsh reality buried in what you re about to read. I apologize if it upsets you or makes you angry – but your question really hits on a problematic area, which can t be addressed...

Jokes & Comedians: funny jokes, spencer bread pudding, tiramisu dessert
spencer bread pudding, tiramisu dessert, cough medicine: Hey David, I do find those things funny. Some of them are good and I ve heard them before. Poop jokes? Hmm... Seeing as you like lists, this is a list of types of dumps. WARNING! THE FOLLOWING IS DISGUSTING READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! The...

Jokes & Comedians: is this funny or sick (true answer please)?, hensel twins, twisted humor
hensel twins, twisted humor, christian humor: Hi Faye, First off I am not a christian comedian. I am a jew. Second yes this is for the sick twisted jokes :D In regards to your site, I personally think its hilarious. And yes, by god yes, it is definetely sick and twisted. But I m not sure...

Jokes & Comedians: How to be funny, comedy stage, stage experience
comedy stage, stage experience, few suggestions: Garret, I don t know if you re just asking because you want to be funnier in day-to-day life or if you mean this in the confines of trying to do stand-up comedy, but I have some opinions in either case. The short answer is no. In my opinion, you re...

Jokes & Comedians: General information, open mic nights, comedy clubs
open mic nights, comedy clubs, comedy club: Jim, Welcome to the addiction. Your life is about to take a radical turn for the difficult. But, it s a lot of fun along the way. As a note, I have a tendency to ramble. Whenever I answer a question for AllExperts, I try to be completely thorough because...

Jokes & Comedians: George "Dubya" Bush, george dubya bush, south african news
george dubya bush, south african news, former presidents: Dear Mrs. Lively -- To answer your question: It s his middle initial, W . It s significant because when he first came on the national political scene, people referred to him as George W. Bush to distinguish him from his father, [former] President George...

Jokes & Comedians: Good Books on How To Be A Good Stand-Up Comedian, stand up comedians, stand up comedian
stand up comedians, stand up comedian, 21st birthdays: Alan, Thanks for the question. I used several books when I was first starting out and, generally speaking, I did not find them very helpful. I think that may be because I m lazy, so I failed to do a lot of the exercises they suggested. Additionally,...

Jokes & Comedians: Good Religious Jokes, religious jokes, religious humor
religious jokes, religious humor, bad habit: Hi Phil, Here s a few funny religious jokes i know: A pastor, known for his lengthy sermons, noticed a man get up and leave during the middle of his message. The man returned just before the conclusion of the service. Afterward the pastor asked the man...

Jokes & Comedians: geting started, open mic nights, stand up comedians
open mic nights, stand up comedians, stand up comedian: Hi Carl, The best way to start anything is by having a plan of attack. First you need to put all of your jokes, thoughts, and observations down on paper. Anything that you think might be amusing, write it down. I keep a digital recorder with me at all...

Jokes & Comedians: is this good?, british accent, scott petersen
british accent, scott petersen, schwarznegger: Bombing with a british accent is better than a local twang, but its still bombing. I am tired to the point of comatose with Michael Jackson, Schwarznegger, and Scott Petersen jokes. While waiting for the inevitable deluge of dead Reagan jokes, your un-imaginative...

Jokes & Comedians: Hard to impress audiences, spanish soap operas, kind of jokes
spanish soap operas, kind of jokes, o clock: Alex -- Sorry for the delay in my response. Apparently, I missed the notification of your question having been sent. You know the local scene and your audience better than I do, so I d tend to go with the ideas you ve come up with. (If you really think...

Jokes & Comedians: Hello My Name is Josh, hindu deity, negative word
hindu deity, negative word, inquisitors: Josh, I m not sure I understand exactly what you re driving at. It sounds, to me, like you re asking if comics are inquisitors or inventors. Personally, I consider myself a disciple of Bill Hicks. Hicks, like most comics, thought a lot about the nature...

Jokes & Comedians: Help, stand up comedian, stand up comedy
stand up comedian, stand up comedy, comedy clubs: Kyle, Your question covers a lot of ground, so this will probably be pretty long. I ll break it into different areas of questions that I often get asked re: getting into stand-up comedy. It will probably be quite rambling and only marginally coherent,...

Jokes & Comedians: Thanks!, private gigs, cirquit
private gigs, cirquit, radio job: Eyvi, It sounds like you re way ahead of the game - that intelligence will pay off for you when you get over here, so I think you ll do fine. Depending on the rapport you have with your agent, you may want to start talking about this with him as soon as...

Jokes & Comedians: Hi i need some jokes, racist white jokes, racist jokes
racist white jokes, racist jokes, m ms: Hey Bryan, Racist jokes eh? Well I m not sure how to go about doing this Bryan. You see I have a few racist jokes but I m not sure if I can say them here...Well I shall give a disclamer. WARNING! THE FOLLOWING JOKES ARE RACIST! IF YOU ARE OFFENDED...

Jokes & Comedians: Hi. Can you tell me five very..., fire hydrant factory, funny jokes
fire hydrant factory, funny jokes, powdered water: I ll give you a few from different comedians: Steven Wright: I bought some powdered water, but I don t know what to mix it with. :-) I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn t park anywhere near the place. :-) Henny Youngman: Two drunks...

Jokes & Comedians: hello, kind of man, ely
kind of man, ely, joke: Ok. This is a hunting joke. It should work for you. A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. Ibn the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, when did you bag him? The host said, that was three years ago, when...

Jokes & Comedians: hey, spa pool, 2 legs
spa pool, 2 legs, sick joke: What do you get if you put a leper in front of a fan? Pizza! What do you do if you see an epileptic having a fit in a bathtub? Throw in your clothes! What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob! What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs...

Jokes & Comedians: Improv Classes in New York City, chicago city limits, second city in chicago
chicago city limits, second city in chicago, improvisational comedy: Hi Boris, I m most familiar with the Chicago and LA scenes, Second City & Improv Olympic, but I know of a Improv Theatre in New York titled Chicago City Limits which has regular reviews and offers classes. I m not sure of the locale, but the phone# is...

Jokes & Comedians: Improv in Columbus, full frontal nudity, improv workshops
full frontal nudity, improv workshops, improv classes: Hi Michelle, Unfortunately, all of the improv workshops that I could recommend due to personal knowledge of the person/group running them are now defunct. The last one folded up its tents and left town a few months ago when the guy who taught it moved...

Jokes & Comedians: identify a comedian, bolt action rifle, southern drawl
bolt action rifle, southern drawl, pant leg: Leslie -- I m afraid I just don t recognize this guy. It sounds as if you re giving a good description (and I can picture that this would be a workable approach to comedy), but it just doesn t sound familiar. I don t watch TV, however, so he could be well-known...

Jokes & Comedians: how to increase my sense of humor, dry sense of humor, stephen colbert
dry sense of humor, stephen colbert, sarcastic humor: Corey -- You always make people laugh, and yet you want to be funnier? Your expectations are high! :) Sarcastic humor is certainly an expression of cleverness and good observation skills, since you need to grasp some subtle aspects of a situation to...

Jokes & Comedians: While Jimmy Carter was President,..., e mail address, white house lawn
e mail address, white house lawn, southern heritage: Gene -- I ve gotten a lot of questions about identifying such and such an album or comedian and I must compliment you on actually being able to provide some pretty good details! Unfortunately, I don t recognize this one and I couldn t figure out a way to...

Jokes & Comedians: Joke for medical association legislation meeting, association legislation, oldest profession
association legislation, oldest profession, bible god: Take this for a test drive see what you think ---- A doctor, a politician, and a lawyer are all arguing over which is the oldest profession. The doctor says that in the begining, God created man in his own image, so obviously that required medical and...

Jokes & Comedians: Joke writting, punch lines, estructure
punch lines, estructure, luck john: César, A good question. And you know what? There is no right answer to it. Being funny can not be taught. But it can be learned - only if someone has the natural talent for being funny. Writing for you, can only really be done by you. And the way that happens...

Jokes & Comedians: Jokes, screw in a lightbulb, favorite jokes
screw in a lightbulb, favorite jokes, metal balls: Hi Carly! Thats a tough one. I love most jokes I hear so I dont know if I can really specify some favourites. But lets see what I can muster up. 1.So a guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender Excuse me, can I bring in my three talking dogs and...

Jokes & Comedians: Jokes, woopi goldberg, wanda sikes
woopi goldberg, wanda sikes, john pinette: Hey Mike, Sorry for how long this took. I should start by commending you on your taste in comedians. Impressive. As far as jokes that youd find funny would go...Hmm. I can t think of anything specific so I ll just give you a website filled with...

Jokes & Comedians: Jokes? Comedy? How?, drama club, sense of humor
drama club, sense of humor, close friends: Not being funny is more than a problem, its an obstacle. However its not an insurmountable one. I do have friends that work stand up and are quite funny on stage but completely dry and droll off stage. (Ok ...they re not close friends.) Since you dont...

Jokes & Comedians: Jokes and One-Liners, comedy writing step by step, 2400 jokes to brighten your speeches
comedy writing step by step, 2400 jokes to brighten your speeches, business engagements: Matthew, I wrote my own material, so I didn t use joke books, etc. Therefore I have no advice to give or resources that I personally used and can vouch for. Maybe try these sites for some ideas: http://www.antion.com/humor/speakerhumor/speakerhumor.htm...

Jokes & Comedians: Jokes and relationships, building relationships, sense of humour
building relationships, sense of humour, distraction: Hey Samantha, Great question. I would say it generally brings me closer to people I want to be closer to. Because if I tell a joke to someone and they laugh then I know they share the same sense of humour as me. If I tell a joke to someone else and...

Jokes & Comedians: Jokes for small asians in Quam, good jokes, attractive woman
good jokes, attractive woman, second opinion: Well what would you like it to inclued here is one you might like you said she was very attractive try this one: A woman tells her doctor, I ve got a bad back. The doctor says, It s old age. The woman says, I want a second opinion. The doctor says:...

Jokes & Comedians: Jokes, crowded elevator, word fear
crowded elevator, word fear, money man: Proverbs Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Man who drive like hell bound to get there. Man who live in glass house should...

Jokes & Comedians: joke markets, stand up comics, written jokes
stand up comics, written jokes, comedy school: Ernest, I really don t have any meaningful reply to this. For one thing, it sounds more like you re interested in a publishing market, which is simply not my area of expertise. If you re looking to find stand-up comics who will buy your jokes,...

Jokes & Comedians: jokes......, blow up doll, career choices
blow up doll, career choices, doll company: 1. If you are over the age of 30 and your job involves inquiring whether or not someone prefers Paper or Plastic you have probably made some very poor career choices. 2. A teenage postal worker was delivering a blow-up doll to a lonely man. The teenage...

Jokes & Comedians: jokes, kind of jokes, fav actors
kind of jokes, fav actors, robin williams: Hey taryn. Robin Williams jokes...I can t really type those out but I can tell you to browse YouTube for some clips from his stand up routines. Other jokes eh? Ok what kind of jokes do you like? Tell me some of your favourites then i ll see what I can...

Jokes & Comedians: jokes and comedies, audience members, imperfections
audience members, imperfections, comedies: Huma -- This is an interesting question -- simple question, not so easy to answer, and probably lots of ways to answer it. I ll answer from my own little angle, not even trying to be complete. (So these are *some* qualities of good comedy, not *the* qualities...

Jokes & Comedians: jokes for diverse crowd, stage debut, married couples
stage debut, married couples, twenty minutes: Well, you probably want to use material that s pretty universal. Use topics that everyone knows about, cares about, or has an opinion on. Politics works well, others include TV and the city you live. If you re going on for twenty minutes you probably have...

Jokes & Comedians: jokes, miss universe contest, polak jokes
miss universe contest, polak jokes, dumb people jokes: I don t generally tell those types of jokes, but I ll tell you some Dumb People jokes, since that is what you seem to be getting at: He s (This one is based on a true story, or so I ve heard:) A person asked a stranger what he thinks of his ethnic group...

Jokes & Comedians: get kids to have a good time, phys ed teacher, bitch bitch bitch
phys ed teacher, bitch bitch bitch, mumbo jumbo: Hey josh, What you have to do is think about what kind of jokes make you laugh. Once you get those in your mind think about what kind of jokes made you laugh as a teenager. What you can do on the healthy choices front (whatever that is. Im just going...

Jokes & Comedians: How did you know you were funny?, voice inflection, romantic encounters
voice inflection, romantic encounters, self confidence: Cliff, The subject of your post is How did you know you were funny? so I ll answer that first: I simply did. It was like this innate self-knowledge I had, a self-confidence about this one aspect of my personality where, on all the others, I had no idea....

Jokes & Comedians: Laughing on stage, genuine emotion, comedy club
genuine emotion, comedy club, skits: Hi Quimby, Well, it all depends. It s always necessary to stay in character. Many people believe that laughing during a performance breaks character and destroys the allusion that you ve established for the audience. This is especially true in plays...

Jokes & Comedians: Looking for the Name of a Stand-up comedian, stand up comedian, brian regan
stand up comedian, brian regan, comedy central presents: Hi Jess, The comedian your talking about might be Brian Regan?!? If not...sorry...but not too sorry, Regan has some really great material. I would check out some of his work at YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Brian+Regan+&search=Search...

Jokes & Comedians: How to not laugh, straight face, having fun
straight face, having fun, good luck: It s probably a bit different for everyone. It may help to focus on your material, much the same way an actor would focus on the delivery of the lines. But if you get through the joke without laughing and laugh after it s delivered when (if it works) other...

Jokes & Comedians: How can I learn to be a comedian???, becoming a comedian, comedy school
becoming a comedian, comedy school, school comedy: Hi Sandra, Becoming a comedian (in my opinion) happens at birth. You’ve ether got it or you don’t. From what you’ve said, those in your sphere of influence seem to think you possess what it takes. I come from a strong improve back round so of course...

Jokes & Comedians: length of monologue, stand up comedy, comedy routine
stand up comedy, comedy routine, monologue: not sure if i already answered this or not so... The rule is however long you are told to do by the manager or whoever is running the show. that could be seven minutes, that could be twenty, that could be sixty. depends. usually if you are starting out,...

Jokes & Comedians: Your just what I was looking for!!!, voice inflection, straight dope
voice inflection, straight dope, one more thing: TANK, I m really sure how much help I can give or that you need. If you re already writing and feel like you ve got a good handle on that, you re where you need to be. However, you should still practice your material, no matter how naturally or easily...

Jokes & Comedians: Man Show Kid, short stature, aaron hamill
short stature, aaron hamill, andy milonakis: Hi Michael, A lot of peeps think it was Andy Milonakis (who’s not actually a kid but now a 31 year old man) and they would be wrong. He was however, a re-occurring character on the show. The Man Show kid was played by actor Aaron Hamill and was never...

Jokes & Comedians: Mark McDonald, marc mcdonald, google search
marc mcdonald, google search, hbo comedy: Mike, Sorry, I m not related to him as far as I m aware. Unfortunately, I ve not heard of nor seen Mark McDonald, so I don t know anything about him. I couldn t find anything re: him via a Google search. http://www.nndb.com/ doesn t list a Mark...

Jokes & Comedians: The McIntyres?, comedians, singers
comedians, singers, good luck: Aesculapius -- No, I haven t heard of them. I did a little Web searching with the information you provided (though you may have tried that already) and didn t come up with anything. Good luck in your quest. If you get more details, feel free to try me...

Jokes & Comedians: making fun!, late show with david letterman, open mic night
late show with david letterman, open mic night, show with david letterman: Christopher, As to your first question: So my question is would it make me a hack to want to make fun of this place in a stand up routine? You ve answered your own question. You said I have also seen this state being made fun of on the Late Show...

Jokes & Comedians: Is this material any good?, bust line, tube socks
bust line, tube socks, flu season: The material sounds pretty good, although that type of humor depends heavily on your delivery. I like to distinguish between two types of comedians: those who say funny things and those who say things funny. The first group includes comedians like Steven...

Jokes & Comedians: Is this material any good?, bust line, tube socks
bust line, tube socks, flu season: Dear Terri: You betcha!! And, if Joy Behar doesn t have any sense to forward it to Barbara, you should put more of these together and have it published! You could name the tome something like Chronic Correspondence of a Neurotic Keep up the good...

Jokes & Comedians: Need a good joke..., funny joke, twenty four hours
funny joke, twenty four hours, what makes you laugh: Thanks for the question Sam. This is a toughy. You see I dont know what kind of a person you are. What makes you laugh. But I will give you a few options. 1. Guy goes to a doctor. The doctor says I have good news and bad news. Guy says Whats the...

Jokes & Comedians: Nice way to same something demanding...., dear abby, control household
dear abby, control household, conflict management: Dear Tish: It sounds to me like you need more of a Dear Abby than a comedy question. However, in my years of expertise with a variety of roommates, try this (it worked for me ~~ TWICE!) Go to a dollar store somewhere (anywhere you can get utensils,...

Jokes & Comedians: Nimitz humor, head prosecutor, e b potter
head prosecutor, e b potter, publisher states: Jim -- This is an interesting question, but I wasn t able to find anything promising in the searches I could think of. I don t really know how to approach this beyond keyword searching, and there are a remarkable number of hits that include both nimitz...

Jokes & Comedians: name of Stand Up comedian, stand up comedian, eys
stand up comedian, eys, mustache: Joyce -- You sure provided a lot of details, but I m afraid I don t recognize the picture you ve painted. My best success in this sort of identification seems to have come when I can remember some trademark phrases of the person -- then a Web search is...

Jokes & Comedians: I need help!, critical timing, stage fright
critical timing, stage fright, punchline: Hi Jess, The problem may be that you have such anxiety about your ability to relay you’re material, that you forget or suffer through it? It could also be some sort of stage fright? Practice Makes Perfect. This is the best advice I can give. Practice...

Jokes & Comedians: I need help with a riddle... it's important and urgent, jolly roger flag, logic problem
jolly roger flag, logic problem, dark cloth: Dear mcheryll: This is not a venue for riddles and logic problems and such. However, since I am fairly intelligent, I will answer your question (since it is important and urgent): Depending on whether you wrote down the riddle/logic problem EXACTLY...

Jokes & Comedians: the next step, worn platitude, annoying questions
worn platitude, annoying questions, comic world: Thanks for the question. One of the things I really don t like about being on AllExperts are questions about what to do with your life. Not because they re annoying questions or out of bounds - in many ways, they re really the most important question to...

Jokes & Comedians: old joke, chocolate ice cream, ballet slippers
chocolate ice cream, ballet slippers, jokee: I think that I know the joke to which you are referring, but I heard it a bit differently (about 15 years ago): A guy walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for chocolate ice cream. The clerk says I m sorry. We re all out of chocolate. Would you like...

Jokes & Comedians: how old?, tysha, allexperts
tysha, allexperts, comedians: Tysha, Absolutely not. It s just about the perfect age...in most cases. But there s also a factor I call your mental age . I ve discussed this in a previous answer. Here s a link: http://en.allexperts.com/q/Jokes-Comedians-1535/25-OLD-BREAK-COMEDY.htm...

Jokes & Comedians: More oppurtunities in bigger cities?, open mics, comedy listings
open mics, comedy listings, cincy: Alex, Wow, you re in Columbus? I live in Westerville. What improv troupe are you working with? What open mics or clubs have you been to? I m just curious – makes me feel like I m still part of the scene. Columbus has never been great for moving forward...

Jokes & Comedians: Performances, ronald reagan building, dc trip
ronald reagan building, dc trip, ronald reagan: Hi, Deena -- There s a lot of information at http://www.capsteps.com, the Steps official website. They even have a listing of their bookings around the country, many of which are public, so you might get lucky and not even need to wait until your next...

Jokes & Comedians: Please Help, comedy routine, writer friends
comedy routine, writer friends, second thought: Be happy to give you my opinion. I will not steal any part of your routine. If you wish, with your permission,I could also ask the opinion of some of my writer friends. They are talented but not as ethical. They justify their behavior by saying that they need...

Jokes & Comedians: Poetry for an irish friend, michael jackson jokes, tree fellers
michael jackson jokes, tree fellers, offensive jokes: Hiya Rachel! I ll see what I can do for you about Irish jokes but as far as Michael Jackson jokes go...It s difficult to find one that isnt offensive. Sorry to say. Irsish Jokes 1. What s Irish and stays out all night? Paddy 0 Furniture 2. Paddy...

Jokes & Comedians: Popeye, anniversary event, splendid job
anniversary event, splendid job, old film: Sorry for the lateness of this reply Eric. I believe its because the movie didn t do very well and it was one of his first movies. Also it could be due to the fact that there were some issues with his family life going on during that time. Hope that...

Jokes & Comedians: How to Prepare for the First Time on Stage, open mic nights, open mics
open mic nights, open mics, comedy venues: Alan, Here you go. As I said, this is a canned response that I have compiled in regard to some of the most common questions I get, so it s long and involves a lot of background material - hope you find it helpful. --- First, pick a date and open...

Jokes & Comedians: Preparing For Your First Time On Stage, message answer, appriciated
message answer, appriciated, waiting in line: Lee, I don t know what s going on. I tried to post answers to your follow-ups, but they re not appearing, and when I try to re-post them, it shows them already there. Maybe it ll work this time. -- ANSWER TO FOLLOW-UP QUESTIONS: Lee, All...

Jokes & Comedians: President Bush, funniest joke, funny jokes
funniest joke, funny jokes, president bush: Reg -- Well, there have been many funny jokes. I can tell you the one that s my recent favorite, though it may not be the funniest of all time: Somebody observed to the President that he didn t seem to be swayed by the prevailing opinions of the public....

Jokes & Comedians: Prop comedian, groucho glasses, feature alot
groucho glasses, feature alot, parody songs: Harley, Well, you ve asked a purely subjective question, so my answer will have to be purely subjective as well. I pride myself on honesty, so I m going to be brutally honest here: I loathe prop comedy. I think doing parody songs is OK to some extent,...

Jokes & Comedians: Stand Up at Pub, open mic night, comedy routine
open mic night, comedy routine, university pub: Monika -- My experience is somewhat different than yours, but I can identify with the situation of having a goal, having some good ideas, having a reputation as funny (in a good way), but...not really being sure how to take the next step. I have not...

Jokes & Comedians: political satire comedians, political satire, own entertainment
political satire, own entertainment, song samples: Ryan -- I hope your March conference worked out OK. I came across info about farm comedian Mylo Hatzenbuhler today and thought you might be interested, perhaps for future reference or just for your own entertainment: http://www.picklehead.com/mini/hatzen.html...

Jokes & Comedians: popular poem, show me the way to go home, way to go home
show me the way to go home, way to go home, google: Jesse -- The information you seek appears to be pretty easily available on the Internet. I ll explain to you how to find it, because searching for popular texts or lyrics is a really useful thing to know how to do. Go to your favorite search engine (I...

Jokes & Comedians: poverty, economic classes, arrogance
economic classes, arrogance, homeless: Not homeless, but 1. Property Challenged 2. Between residences 3. Indeterminate Campers Actually this subject is dear to me. I believe that people of most economic classes view the homeless as in the way or invisible. There is an arrogance in a free...

Jokes & Comedians: president bush, elder bush, alker
elder bush, alker, dubya: Mary Jane -- I ve thought this over and I m not sure that I can really put my finger on the answer. Dubya has, through usage, become well-known as a mocking nickname for the President, and so it s now kind of difficult to say what was originally funny...

Jokes & Comedians: Stand-up Q& A, comedy cd, stand up comedy
comedy cd, stand up comedy, legal category: Dwayne, This is quite a bit outside my realm of expertise, so for a real answer, I d consult an attorney or someone in the legal category here on AllExperts. However, I can give you a little bit of information because all comics worry about this....

Jokes & Comedians: Another question about prop comedy, self help books, authoritative sources
self help books, authoritative sources, tv commercials: Francis, Thanks for asking. This is an interesting question. I guess my opinion comes down to: I don t know. I d really want to see how and why you used the supportive “props” in your act to convince myself as to whether they were truly necessary or...

Jokes & Comedians: Radio/TV skits, minute skit, internet jokes
minute skit, internet jokes, funny commercials: Good luck to ya. You re right. There is nothing new or funny anymore on the net. In fact I dont think there ever was anything funny on the internet. But since I get roughly 3000 chain letter jokes a week clogging up my e-mail, I stopped reading internet...

Jokes & Comedians: reference book, joke books, business humor
joke books, business humor, one liner jokes: Neil, Sorry for the delay in this response. The short answer is no. I generally steer clear of humor books and the only ones I have personally used or looked at involve humor writing techniqes, not angles from which subjects can be approached. ...

Jokes & Comedians: Sir i want to ask question..., humor on, joks
humor on, joks, rhf: Naveed -- One of my favorite sites is http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/ , but you can find many more by going to your favorite search engine and searching for humor or for jokes . There seems to be an endless supply of humor on the Web -- I hope you find...

Jokes & Comedians: Skit material, minute skit, typical radio
minute skit, typical radio, club presentation: Larry -- This sounds like an interesting project -- and you re actually getting started far enough ahead to get a good result! I would suggest that your best bet would be to write your own material following the pattern of something that you think is...

Jokes & Comedians: Standup Comedy, comedy workshops, stand up comedy
comedy workshops, stand up comedy, standup comedy: Laura, Thanks for the question. OK, first of all, you ve asked how to turn ideas into jokes. So I ll start by attaching my standard overview of how to progress from the basic idea, to a joke to actually performing. Much of this may cover stuff you...

Jokes & Comedians: Getting Started, stand up comedians, friendship circle
stand up comedians, friendship circle, rest thanks: Kristin, Knowing whether or not you should try stand-up comes down to you. Most of my friends told me I d never be able to do it, but I was reasonably successful. On the other hand, I have seen literally dozens, maybe hundreds, of people wash out almost...

Jokes & Comedians: Stealing Jokes, alcoholic woman, mike time
alcoholic woman, mike time, putting on a show: Don t worry. You will only be accused of stealing someone s material if you re funny. Actually that happened to me recently. I was at an event where there were guest comics putting on a show to support a charity. One of the comics used a line that I have...

Jokes & Comedians: Success Rate, open mic night, stand up comedians
open mic night, stand up comedians, comedy bookers: Shawn, What an interesting question. As you ve already pointed out, it really comes down to how one defines success. All of what you re about to read is 100% based on conjecture and guessing from my own personal experience so I don’t know how much...

Jokes & Comedians: Sup, morning radio, radio spots
morning radio, radio spots, comfortable place: Isiah, Thanks for the questions. what do you love about your job There are a lot of things I liked about it, but not the things many people think of. Obviously, it s very cool to only have to work for an hour or two a day. Writing time,...

Jokes & Comedians: salaries, open mic nights, stand up comics
open mic nights, stand up comics, open microphone: Stand-up comics generally do not get paid at all when they first start. Usually, you will get started by performing at open microphone nights (also called amateur nights ). In this, you are given a few minutes, usually five to seven, to perform in front of...

Jokes & Comedians: The setting that makes it funny, loose narrative, comedy club
loose narrative, comedy club, no doubt: Bryan, There s no doubt that the venue contributes to the success or failure of a comic. Some rooms just don t have comedy feng shui going for them, and some do. There was a room here in my hometown called The Lobby that did comedy for years, and nobody...

Jokes & Comedians: song title, hootie and the blowfish, quotation marks
hootie and the blowfish, quotation marks, repeated several times: Grif -- This is a little out of my area of expertise, but I ll give it a shot. I searched ( every time I look at you lyrics) -- drop the parentheses but do include the quotation marks -- and got a number of possibilities, including Il Divo, Kiss, George...

Jokes & Comedians: standup, blackout period, undying passion
blackout period, undying passion, allexperts: Matt, Did I ever send you an answer to this question? I don t remember it at all. For a while (Most of June and July) I wasn t getting anything from AllExperts. This has apparently been corrected and I was just looking at my profile and realized your message...

Jokes & Comedians: getting started, performance slots, stand up comedy
performance slots, stand up comedy, provocative material: Jared, Here s my catch-all Everything You Wanted To Know About Amateur Stand-Up Comedy answer. DEFINING THE TERMS I ll be using some terms later on that deal with different performance slots and types of performance venues, so it s important to...

Jokes & Comedians: getting started, open mic night, dealing with stage fright
open mic night, dealing with stage fright, first timers: Rick, Thanks for the question. I think the best thing I can do is direct you to a past answer, which probably has most of what you re looking for: how to start writing, how to start preparing and dealing with stage fright. It s here: http://en.allexperts.com/q/Jokes-Comedians-1535/started.htm...

Jokes & Comedians: getting started, dealing with stage fright, comedy class
dealing with stage fright, comedy class, buddy hackett: Jason, I think the best thing I can do is direct you to a past answer, which probably has most of what you re looking for: how to start writing, how to start preparing and dealing with stage fright. It s here: http://en.allexperts.com/q/Jokes-Comedians-1535/started.htm...

Jokes & Comedians: getting started in stand up comedy, comedy audiences, stand up comedy
comedy audiences, stand up comedy, comedy night: My advice to you is don t do it the way you described. Here s why. You do the show, a handful of people show up - the club owner goes, we didn t make enough money so we can t give you any. OR a ton of people show up and a screwy club owner goes, we still didn...

Jokes & Comedians: Getting started in improv., national forensic league, paycheck to paycheck
national forensic league, paycheck to paycheck, citizens discount: Paul, You re right that it s generally easier to get started in stand-up or improv if you re young. You ll often have to stay up and out later, and once you get into the 9-5 thing, that gets hard. So younger people with some flexibility to their schedule...

Jokes & Comedians: Getting started/where to perform, funny bone on the levee, stand up comedy
funny bone on the levee, stand up comedy, writing comedy: Will, I know I would need to write jokes that are for older people and not younger people like teenagers. No. No. No. A thousand time no. Write YOUR material, not someone else s. Everybody else s expectations of what you should write, or what jokes...

Jokes & Comedians: getting started, becoming a comedian, tape recorders
becoming a comedian, tape recorders, waiting in line: Mark, As to whether you re too old, I got almost the same question just a little while back, and the answer applies equally to you as well. Here s the answer I gave: http://experts.about.com/q/Jokes-Comedians-1535/25-OLD-BREAK-COMEDY.htm In a nutshell:...

Jokes & Comedians: starting off, dealing with stage fright, allexperts
dealing with stage fright, allexperts, rufus: Hi Rufus, I got almost the same question a while back and the transcript of my response is available here http://en.allexperts.com/q/Jokes-Comedians-1535/Comedy-2.htm It has links to stuff I ve written about how to get started writing, dealing with...

Jokes & Comedians: How to structure an act, transitions, everyday life experiences, sam kinison
everyday life experiences, sam kinison, open mic night: Paul, RE: TYING MATERIAL TOGETHER In a certain way, you need to be careful – to some extent, you re putting the cart before the horse. In my opinion – and this in some ways will conflict with books and other people you might talk to, but it s my opinion...

Jokes & Comedians: stupid jokes, best jokes, little bit of water
best jokes, little bit of water, stupid jokes: Hey Melissa, I’m trying to define, “Stupid Jokes”. Some jokes are just silly and some are smart. Some jokes are lighthearted while some dark and at times hurtful. My humor leans towards the latter, I love dark, twisted absurdity. The best, “Jokes” are...

Jokes & Comedians: I suck..., coke machine, good jokes
coke machine, good jokes, standup comedy: Hey Eric, Wow, that s a lot of stuff. The only thing I can tell is try to relax. When you re hanging out with you re friends don t try to force humor, just let it occur naturally. There are some ways to feel more comfortable with humor. You might...

Jokes & Comedians: Taking a Beginner's Improv Class ... Do you have to already be funny?, improv works, improv classes
improv works, improv classes, improv class: Hi Mem, Can you tell me a little about how beginning improv classes are? All improv classes are different in terms of style, content and value. What I would tell you is to do your homework - see if you can find a workshop that s taught by someone with...

Jokes & Comedians: Thea Vidale, thea vidale, comedy clubs
thea vidale, comedy clubs, ave nyc: Dear Sari: GOD KNOWS I VE TRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!! The closest thing I get (so far) is the fact that Thea was at Caroline s on Broadway in NYC in December and that they have not booked her for 2001 as yet. She has no web page (that I ve found), no schedules...

Jokes & Comedians: Tutorials on making jokes and being humorous, jerry seinfield, dennis miller
jerry seinfield, dennis miller, inflection: To be completely honest, the only way to get good at it is do it. Just get on a stage and do it. In my opinion, comedy can t be taught or read or studied. It can only be figured out by doing it. In the beginning I read books, I watched a lot of comics, but...

Jokes & Comedians: What do you think?, short jokes, child pornography
short jokes, child pornography, son jeremy: It takes a lot to offend me, and some of my jokes are just as raunchy, so these didn t bother me at all. I definitely see some potential in these. I would imagine that a book would be better than performing them on stage, as these seem to be for a limited...

Jokes & Comedians: trick question.., allexpert, mucel
allexpert, mucel, admission procedure: Hello IN REAL FORM I think they do that to for mucel development to improve their body structure at night to wake them up. IN JOKE FORM! They get to stressed with fighting in computer games that they develope a viurs and try to relax so much and don t...

Jokes & Comedians: trouble with jokes, dave chappelle, good jokes
dave chappelle, good jokes, standup comedy: Samuel, I don t understand the basis of your question. Are you already involved in stand-up and having trouble figuring out how to write? If so, you might want to take a look at this past answer I gave, which deals in depth how I personally develop...

Jokes & Comedians: under 21 clubs?, open mic night, sara sara
open mic night, sara sara, weekly newspapers: Sara -- This is a tough one because I m not anywhere near Chicago and don t know any specifics for your area. I have a couple of ideas, though. In my area, there are some free weekly newspapers that focus on entertainment topics. There are many ads for...

Jokes & Comedians: I've always thought about comedy, stand up comedy, comedy performers
stand up comedy, comedy performers, open mic: Carl, Sorry for the delay, I ve been working away from my computer this week. In addition to what I ll post below, AllExperts archives all past questions and you can review any/all of those (although much of what s in this message is compiled from...

Jokes & Comedians: ventriloquism, open mic nights, jot notes
open mic nights, jot notes, stand up comedy: Hi Adam, I must admit I know nothing about ventriloquism. I did however find a great link for beginners: http://www.brownielocks.com/ventriloquism.html Comedy on the other hand, we can discuss. You stated that you have some material (stuff you’ve jotted...

Jokes & Comedians: Wanna Start, topical humor, reading newspapers
topical humor, reading newspapers, stand ups: Regarding stand-up comedy, that is something that I will be getting into soon. So I don t have a ton of first hand knowledge yet, but here are a few things. Stand-up is all about you, your material and your delivery. Reading newspapers, magazines and current...

Jokes & Comedians: Well...., comedy trio, australian comedy
comedy trio, australian comedy, political humor: uncomfortable rashes in areas that you would never tell your mother about. I also seem to have found that I have a tendency to work for managers that are greatly lacking in humor. Its like they expect their cash register to balance ALL THE TIME. (Some people...

Jokes & Comedians: Witty Comments, jon macks, barnes and noble
jon macks, barnes and noble, standup comedian: Autif, Comedy is not defined by precise guidelines and, in my opinion, cannot be learned from the ground up. A person can develop their innate sense of humor and sharpen it, but I personally do not believe a sense of humor, at a base level, can be developed...

Jokes & Comedians: Writing jokes, john smiley, writing jokes
john smiley, writing jokes, e mc2: John, I think you ve accidentally stumbled on one of the “hidden” reasons I steer clear of joke-writing books. When you think there s a formula for a joke, that makes comedy akin to math, and in math there is a right way to “solve” a formula and a wrong...

Jokes & Comedians: Writing/Selling Comedy Material, other talk show hosts, talk show hosts
other talk show hosts, talk show hosts, sketch ideas: Donna, Thanks for your question. This is difficult to answer with any accuracy. One thing I can say is that if you ever got paid for your jokes, it’d be a flat one-time fee for the joke. So you’d be selling the complete rights, in perpetuity, for a...

Jokes & Comedians: WW II Slap stick, ww ii, world war ii
ww ii, world war ii, school authorities: Brison -- Thanks for the clarification. I m still taking a guess about what you mean by in trouble with the public in general. Sure, some people would be offended and some of these might express disapproval of such an activity -- so in that sense, he...

Jokes & Comedians: A wanna be comedian, negative stigma, stand up comedy
negative stigma, stand up comedy, rodney dangerfield: Michael, Thank you for the question. Do comedians write their own jokes or does someone else write their material for them. Most comics today write their own material. Back in the early days of stand-up comedy - from the 1910 s up to about 1965...

Jokes & Comedians: I was wondering about the..., open mics, weeks per year
open mics, weeks per year, travel requirements: Justin, As far as educational requirements, there are none. Stand-up comedy works somewhat like an apprenticeship where you learn by doing and studying how others with more experience do it. The travel requirements are extensive. At the very beginning...

Jokes & Comedians: How to write material and become a comedian., john moyer, wheel bike
john moyer, wheel bike, comedy club: Sean, One of the things I always say is I can t tell people how to be funny or how to write jokes. It s something they have to figure out for themselves. I know there are books, and comics give work shops and such, but I really think that the only person...

Jokes & Comedians: Money and amount of material, middle act, hotel expenses
middle act, hotel expenses, food expenses: 1)PAY ISSUES Pay issues are very dicey because there are a lot of factors in play. For example, are you performing in an A, B or C room? Obviously, A and B rooms tend to pay more than the so-called one-nighters (C rooms). And of course, you make more money...

Jokes & Comedians: writing, other talk show hosts, talk show hosts
other talk show hosts, talk show hosts, sitcom writers: Jackson, Thanks for the questions. Do most comedians write their own stuff? Yes, for the most part. Joke trading and outright sale of jokes between comics is not unheard of, but it is nowhere near as prevalent as it used to be. In my experience,...

Jokes & Comedians: stand up, open mic nights, open mic night
open mic nights, open mic night, open mics: Matt, Sorry about the two month delay in getting back to you. AllExperts seems to have some sort of problem getting notices to me and every now and again a question just never shows up in my mailbox. I only saw your question because I got another one today...

Jokes & Comedians: Who is . . ., cheese sandwich, allexpert
cheese sandwich, allexpert, catch phrases: To Stuart Cooper made an art form of getting magic tricks wrong. He is considered by many to be one of the most inventive and funny British comedians since Charlie Chaplin. It should be noted, however, that despite his purported inability to perform conjuring...

Jokes & Comedians: How can I be like you?, question thanks, auto response
question thanks, auto response, ely: Ely, What category are you an Expert in? I previously sent an auto-response decline to answer the question because I thought the question was meant to be sarcastic, but now I m not so sure. So if you point me to your category, I ll answer the question....

Jokes & Comedians: where to go?, shy person, that would make sense
shy person, that would make sense, punchline: Rich, Tough questions. I am, by nature, a shy person Most comics are, to some extent or another. Very few are the gregarious, outgoing life-of-the-party types. how can i present my jokes to an audience in a way that would make sense, and...

Jokes & Comedians: who are they, comedy duo, pool game
comedy duo, pool game, hi mary: Hi Mary, I m taking a stab at the answer (as no one has yet to try). I believe the Comedy Duo to be Wheeler & Woolsey, they are two men, but they often worked with a woman. This is not a definitive answer to your question…but it’s at least a start. Let...

Jokes & Comedians: stand up, open poetry reading, comedy performers
open poetry reading, comedy performers, stage opportunities: Ian, Hello. First of all, I don t know anything about the stand-up scene in Australia. I have no idea how it works there, if it s completely different from how things work here in the US or what. Since you ve written a very broad question, I m just...

Jokes & Comedians: yo mama, mama joke, free bread
mama joke, free bread, sting: Well there are plenty of Yo Mama jokes circulating on the net. As far as ones that sting go? I don t know how bad a your mama joke can sting. Unless you use the truth like Yo Mama a drunk! But other than that I can t think of ones that sting. Nevertheless...

Jokes & Comedians: Am I too young for comedy?, famous comedians, open mics
famous comedians, open mics, writing comedy: Hi Erica, Eddie Murphy was younger than you when he started doing stand-up. In fact, there are a good many now famous comedians that started young. I feel you should follow your heart and dreams of being a comedian. Have you ever performed? Even in front...

Jones, Tommy Lee: Song in this movie, morgan freeman, seven
morgan freeman, seven, bach: Hey Sterling. I think the piece you are looking for is J. S. Bach s Air on a G String from his 3rd orchestral suite in D Major. I believe you can download a piano arrangement here; http://www.musanim.com/pdf/AirOnAShoeString.pdf Best wishes Debbie Ironmonger...

Jones, Tommy Lee: Movies, information technology class, fan mail
information technology class, fan mail, great actor: Hi and thank you for posting. Am I correct in assuming that this question is directed at Mr. Jones personally? I m afraid I have no contact with Mr. Jones and am merely an expert on him. You could conceviably contact Mr. Jones although he is renowned for not...

Joomla CMS: Joomla -Installation & hosting, joomla web hosting, cheap web hosting joomla
joomla web hosting, cheap web hosting joomla: All the software you mentioned will come included in the server setup with the web hosting. Other than getting some inexpensive hosting for the site all the software you need ot create a great site is free. All you have to do is install the Joomla to the...

Joomla CMS: User Upload, web developer, website development company
Joomla CMS: User Upload, web developer, website development company

Joomla CMS: User Upload, philadelphia web design, joomla membership sites
philadelphia web design, joomla membership sites: Hello, Yes you can do what you are seeking in Joomla but it is not necessarily easy, at least for a beginner of Joomla. You basically need a web application that extends Joomla to be a property management application as well as ecommerce. The simplest way...

Joomla CMS: CMS, Joomla, Philadelphia web design
Joomla, Philadelphia web design: Joomla is a php-based web application. All data for the system is stored in a MySQL database. A cMS is useful for a company that has a lot of content that is wants to present to its web visitors. Joomla has a built in web based editor and allows various users...

Joomla CMS: joomla template, joomla templates, joomla web design
joomla templates, joomla web design: Hello, This is kind of a catch-22 question. The initial answer is yes you can make your own templates. A joomla template though is a little more than most web templates as it must contain the Joomla code for module placement. content within a joomla website...

Joomla CMS: Upload Folder, Philadelphia Web Design, Moving Joomla installation moving joomla site
Philadelphia Web Design, Moving Joomla installation moving joomla site: Hello, It depends on where you installed the Joomla. I assume all your Joomla files are in the Jooml15 directory. Here is what you will need to do. This is the easiest. 1) Download JoomPack. It is a Joomla component that allows you to backup your site...

Joomla CMS: Joomla URL, joomla, redirect
joomla, redirect, domain: Hi, I need to confirm a couple of assumptions: - This is Joomla 1.5/1.6/1.7? - You actually want to change the domain name only of the website, is that correct? In this case you shouldn t have any problems just moving the website onto a different domain,...

Joomla CMS: Arabic to english numbers, mainframe application, character translation
mainframe application, character translation, english numbers: Hi Mohammed, interesting question. I have a couple of questions, but I can give some generic advice independent of these answers. - is this Joomla 1,5, 1.6 or 1.7? - Do you use any translation features, such as of 1.7 or Joomfish? - Is this content stored...

Joomla CMS: I can only see source code of web template, php interpreter, forefox
php interpreter, forefox, graphical content: Hi Mohamed, thanks for your question. It looks like the PHP interpreter is not correctly configured in WAMP server. You can create a simpler test by creating a file called phpinfo.php with the content ?php phpinfo(); in your web space. This...

Joomla CMS: intergration between FB and joomla!, kevin lam, valid authorization
kevin lam, valid authorization, experiense: Hi Kevin, thanks for getting back quickly. You are right, there could be Joomla parameter filtering, which may stop some data flow coming from Facebook. However I m sure this could be somehow adjusted. In terms of debugging, can you put var_dump($_POST);var_dump($_GET);...

Joomla CMS: Joomla SSL Contact Form, website move, absolute link
website move, absolute link, absolute urls: Hi, sorry for the delay in answering this question. Normally, you can expect the links in the CMS all to be relative, that is if the website does not link to files or images on other websites and if the template has been built to a proper standard. ...

Joomla CMS: Using Joomla to publish simple DB on Website, mysql
mysql: Hi Chuck, many thanks for the question. I have some ideas how you can solve this problem, however I need some time to look up some things and am also buried in some emergency items here. Can I please get back to you within the next 3 days? Kind Regards,...

Joplin, Janis: "Don't compromise yourself...", janis joplin, big brother
janis joplin, big brother, bits and pieces: First let me say that I apologize for taking so long to answer your question! I was away on vacation and just got back last night. Yes, Janis actually did say Don t compromise yourself, it s all you have Unfortunately, because she said it so often,...

Joplin, Janis: "Don't compromise yourself...", eloquence, compromise
Joplin, Janis: "Don't compromise yourself...", eloquence, compromise, merve griffith

Joplin, Janis: A possible collaboration with JIm morrison and Jimi Hendrix, syd barrett, doors fan
Joplin, Janis: A possible collaboration with JIm morrison and Jimi Hendrix, syd barrett, doors fan, jimi hendrix

Joplin, Janis: a song she sung, bob rivers, magee
Joplin, Janis: a song she sung, bob rivers, magee, parody

Joplin, Janis: Hair colour, natural hair colour, out of the blue
natural hair colour, out of the blue, brown hair: Janis had mousey brown hair. Most of the colors you see in later pictures are not her actual hair-- just fur boas IN her hair. Although pictures of her show the mousey brown to sometimes be darker (brown) or lighter (dirty blond)... I think it was just the...

Joplin, Janis: introduce me, please!, monterey pop festival, big mama thornton
monterey pop festival, big mama thornton, laura brown: I suggest Janis Joplin--18 Essential Songs to begin with. There are many anthologies made of Janis, but this one by far is the most complete. It starts you off with Trouble in Mind-- A recording Janis made before she even became famous, and ends you with...

Joplin, Janis: Janis Joplin, full tilt boogie, full tilt boogie band
full tilt boogie, full tilt boogie band, monterey pop festival: I d love to know more about what you d like to know about Janis. She was born in Port Arthur, TX in 1943... She was influenced by a lot of New Orleans, LA jazz and blues, especially Leadbelly and Odetta. She had been planning to be an artist, but came out...

Joplin, Janis: Did Joplin write/perform folk music?, new orleans jazz, hesitation blues
new orleans jazz, hesitation blues, laura joplin: Yes, Janis did what could be considered folk music Before she became famous, she travelled with just her guitar and her voice, playing at bars, etc. I think that the majority of the folk music could also be considered bluegrass though. If you re interested...

Joplin, Janis: janis and love, starring renee zellweger, renee zellweger
starring renee zellweger, renee zellweger, roll edge: Okay -- I ll break down your question into two parts 1) Bette Midler in The Rose ...okay, understand that The Rose was *based* on Janis life, but by no means a biography or non-fiction. They took aspects of Janis persona and Hollywood-ized it. Janis...

Joplin, Janis: A possible collaboration with JIm morrison and Jimi Hendrix, son of a preacher man, napster server
son of a preacher man, napster server, son of a preacher: On your queue, I downloaded the song from Napster myself and I can only imagine that since there is only one singer, and that it is in NO way any three of them that it is a tribute song to them. I m listening to the lyrics and I m thinking that is the answer....

Joplin, Janis: a song she sung, mr magoo, rare album
mr magoo, rare album, janis joplin: I would make sure that this song was, in fact, sung by Janis. Lots of people have sung songs in the style of Janis but they are not actually sung by Janis herself. I own every rare album -- almost every bootleg, and I have never even heard of this track....

Journal Writing: Journal Writing, free software tools, journaling software
free software tools, journaling software, freedownloadmanager: Well, you start off by saying, I read enough about keeping a daily journal. If you had, you would have found the answers to your questions. Only you can answer how journal writing helps in your life, and only you can decide what to keep in your journal....

Journal Writing: Questions, gain happiness, personal method
gain happiness, personal method, life experiences: Journalism is the practice of the media collecting and disseminating information to the public through newspapers, magazines and television. Is your question actually about journalism, or are you actually asking about keeping a journal as a personal method...

Journal Writing: journal how to keep writing in it, jot down, journaling tips
jot down, journaling tips, life relationships: For a lot of journaling tips and prompts to help you write, visit my old newsletter group at: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/writingforlife/ in the meantime, carry a little notebook with you all the time, one that fits in your pocket. jot little things...

Journal Writing: Journal, character sketches, face height
character sketches, face height, writing a journal: Benefits of keeping a journal: http://www.trans4mind.com/counterpoint/clement.shtml http://www.toolswithheart.com/healthbenefits/index.html Methods of Journaling: Springboards, or prompts, can be anything -- a quote, a memory, a suggestion. You...

Journal Writing: use of foreign dialect, nonfiction literature, literature experience
nonfiction literature, literature experience, singlish: Your question really doesn t have anything to do with journaling. I would suggest you talk to someone who has nonfiction literature experience. However, in my opinion, what you would need to do is include a dictionary as an appendix to your memoir where you...

Journal Writing: advice, focus state, definite time
focus state, definite time, time limit: First and foremost, you should establish a goal for your writing. What is that goal? Then, take steps to guide yourself to accomplishing that goal. If you want to write about daily events, make sure that you set aside an hour in the evening to write about...

Journal Writing: Journaling Fears, what is creativity, character worksheet
what is creativity, character worksheet, novel writing: I think you have provided your own answers for why you feel this way. It can be one, or a combination of them. You may be afraid there is some deep dark secret that journaling will make known to you and you won t know how to deal with it. That probably...

Journal Writing: advice on journaling, filler words, inflection
filler words, inflection, mannerisms: I would recommend that before you start writing your narrative you make an outline of what happened and what you want to remember. As you think through what happened to make the outline, it will help you remember other details. Once you feel confident that...

Journal Writing: effects of green, journal writer, favorite color
journal writer, favorite color, graphite: ink tends to write more smoothly than graphite, so writing with a pen rather than a pencil may help you write faster. i don t know what effect color might have, other than using your favorite color to write in may cause you to be more inclined to sit down...

Journal Writing: sketchy journal entries, keeping a journal, memoir
keeping a journal, memoir, journal entries: NO! you will not remember details later. i have had this happen to me. i wrote sketchy entries in my journals in high school, thinking that the details were so vivid that i would remember them when i read the entries years later, and i don t!! i would give...

Journal Writing: writing skills, poor grammar, springboards
poor grammar, springboards, self exploration: Journal writing is not necessarily intended to help you with grammar. It is intended as a method of self-exploration or a way of recording your life for those who come after you. To help your grammar I would suggest taking some classes on grammar and creative...

Journal Writing: narrative skill, natalie goldberg, writing down the bones
natalie goldberg, writing down the bones, grammar punctuation: since i don t know how you currently right in your journal i can t really address that question, especially since i don t know specifically which websites and acclaimed authors you have read and exactly what they have said. HOWEVER, the mere act of writing...

Journal Writing: Journal writing questions, lifejournal, journaler
lifejournal, journaler, specific place: the journaler has to find those answers for herself, but here are some ideas: http://www.pickthebrain.com/blog/keeping-a-journal-to-enhance-your-life-the-world/ http://blog.lifejournal.com/journal-writing-benefit/ http://www.thechangeblog.com/keeping-journal/...

Journal Writing: Direct quotes and Paraphrasing, quotation marks, writing a journal
quotation marks, writing a journal, foul mood: Dear Robin: You have raised some interesting questions which I believe will be of interest to many writers. Here are the rules for quotes: 1. Original material from yourself does not use quotes. 2. Someone else s original material quoted verbatim...

Journal Writing: An embarrassment of subjects, ring binder, jot
ring binder, jot, dividers: Hi! One thing I would recommend is making a three ring binder and using dividers for each topic you are interested in, or even putting together a notebook for each topic if you have that much stuff for each topic. Getting organized is important to try to...

Journal Writing: Journaling, thin wood, kitchen cabinet
Journal Writing: Journaling, thin wood, kitchen cabinet, drape

Journal Writing: Journal History Project, southwest asia, quotation marks
southwest asia, quotation marks, journal history: Dear Lisa: I am not sure I understand what you mean by citations, but if you are planning to include in your paper direct quotes from any source, you should cite them, yes, that is, give credit by some means to the person who actually said the words....

Journal Writing: Journal publishing, dear linda, profile description
dear linda, profile description, journal publishing: Dear Melanie, Thank you for your question. I appreciate your thoughtfulness and desire to share your idea with the world. I m still honing my own set of journaling tools. My intention was to be farther along than I am at this point. Life s intention put...

Journal Writing: Journal storage, alison strickland, susan wittig albert
alison strickland, susan wittig albert, tristine rainer: Hi! Yes, I do have a couple of ideas. I recommend getting a book called Harvesting Your Journals by Rosalie DeerHeart and Alison Strickland. I think this book is out of print, so you may have to hunt for used copies at Amazon, Barnes and Noble or Half.com....

Journal Writing: Journal Writing, journal assignment, english assignment
journal assignment, english assignment, journal writing: Hi Steve, I ll be glad to give you some tips for your journal assignment. 1. If you have a choice in heroes, take your time and pick carefully. As you watch the movie take notes about your hero. 2. Ask yourself what is it that I like about this person?...

Journal Writing: Journaling about college, college dormitory, college memories
college dormitory, college memories, journal jar: Hi Kara, Memories of pivotal life experiences such as college are well worth savoring. It sounds as though your college experience was one in a million. You will have lots of fun putting your scrapbook together, I m sure. You re right about the process...

Journal Writing: Journaling, underwear drawer, boring title
underwear drawer, boring title, grandfather clock: Wow, without knowing much about where you live, it s hard to say. You want to try to think outside the box, somewhere where no one would think of looking. Some hiding places have been lose rocks in fireplaces, lose floorboards in houses. Growing up, I had...

Journal Writing: journal Writing, cure depression, sadness and depression
cure depression, sadness and depression, laundry room: I have been thinking of starting a journal. Does journal writing help with sadness and depression? ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Journaling cannot CURE depression, however it is a helpful adjunct to talk therapy and/or antidepressants. Often one will discover (through...

Journal Writing: journal writing, whole heart publications, eldonna bouton
whole heart publications, eldonna bouton, miss phillips: Journaling taps into the creative well within. By quieting your body and putting the pen to the page (or the fingers to the keyboard) you are forcing yourself to slow down, thereby allowing the creative thoughts to rise to the surface. As you become more...

Journal Writing: On journal writing., frequent intervals, journal keeper
frequent intervals, journal keeper, personal reflections: Androscz Ferenc asked: I have always wondered what the difference is between a journal and a diary. I want to start an online journal. Should I just write down what happened to me during the day? Or should a journal simply just show one s thoughts and...

Journal Writing: journal writing, whole heart publications, mataphors
whole heart publications, mataphors, brainstorm ideas: Dear Amber: Journaling taps into the creative well within. By quieting your body and putting the pen to the page (or the fingers to the keyboard) you are forcing yourself to slow down, thereby allowing the creative thoughts to rise to the surface. ...

Journal Writing: journals, natalie goldberg, writing down the bones
natalie goldberg, writing down the bones, julia cameron: Hi Marcy! The wonderful thing about journaling is that there is no right or wrong way to start or keep one. A journal is a highly individualized art. First, you have to ask yourself why you want to keep a journal. What do you hope to get out of keeping...

Journal Writing: how to keep to it, creative writing ideas, momentoes
creative writing ideas, momentoes, journaler: The key is finding something that works for you. I would suggest using prompts. This is an outside idea spark to get you writing. One way of doing this is thinking up 30 different topics that you want to explore in your life, such as hobbies, relationships,...

Journal Writing: keeping a journal, loose leaf binders, whole heart publications
loose leaf binders, whole heart publications, eldonna bouton: Journaling taps into the creative well within. By quieting your body and putting the pen to the page (or the fingers to the keyboard) you are forcing yourself to slow down, thereby allowing the creative thoughts to rise to the surface. As you become more...

Journal Writing: On-line journalling, writer moves, journal writer
writer moves, journal writer, journalling: There is an important issue being raised by your question here -- the concerns about privacy. Ultimately, it rests upon you, the one who writes the journal, on whether you want other people to read what you are writing or not (always bear in mind that almost...

Journal Writing: looking for help in writing a memior, memior, living in the city
memior, living in the city, boyfriends: Dear Toniann: What a lovely name you have! As for your question, it was a little hard for me to figure out just what it was due to sketchy punctuation - ...my character has two sets of parents and lots of boyfriends, you see how do I devide everything...

Journal Writing: suggestions for witing in atravel journal for adolescent, adolescent son, travel souvenir
adolescent son, travel souvenir, travelwithkids: Hi! Here are some helpful webpages I found: Travel Journal Tips http://www.geocities.com/caseallen/travel/souvenir.html http://www.activitiesforkids.com%2Ftravel%2Ftravel_hints.htm http://www.nomadjournals.com/travel.cfm#travelfront http://travelwithkids.about.com/cs/accessibility/ht/keepmemories.htm?terms=making+a+travel+journal...

Journal Writing: Travel journal, amusing anecdote, planning a road trip
amusing anecdote, planning a road trip, applachian trail: Hi! Wow, this question is a bit outside my normal sphere of expertise, so I ve been trying to come up with ideas. But I love your plan! It sounds so interesting and exciting. My first instinct is that while you are roaming you could do some geocaching...

Journal Writing: Using colored pens for different subjects, different colored pens, meditation exercise
different colored pens, meditation exercise, ring binder: Hi Lynda, Great question! Journaling is a fun tool and like all tools, it can become work and cease to be fun. Many times one topic can flow into another and it can become cumbersome to remember to change pens. The way I deal with different topics is to write...

Journalism (newspapers/magazines): 11 year old son, creative writing classes, journalism classes
creative writing classes, journalism classes, sports journalism: Hi TC, Well since your son writes well already, that is a start. If the middle school has a yearbook or newspaper, I would encourage your son to get involved. They probably have journalism classes; my son is in the eighth grade and has one. Keep encouraging...

Journalism (newspapers/magazines): articles and content, journalism articles, free permission
journalism articles, free permission, investigative journalism: Raymond: Look at www.propublica.org. Pro Publica is a new venture funded by foundation grants that offers investigative journalism articles free to newspapers and magazines. It s just starting up this week, and I am not sure exactly what they will offer....

Journalism (newspapers/magazines): Book review writing, uncorrected proofs, publicity agent
uncorrected proofs, publicity agent, store shelves: Hi Demetrius, Are you working for the magazine? If so, you can write to the publisher to request a review copy of the book (some companies even send advance copies). It depends on the company. If you don t work for them, then you can ask someone at the...

Journalism (newspapers/magazines): early 1900 new york times book review publications and early 1900 national geographic magazines, national geographic magazines, david sumner
national geographic magazines, david sumner, ebay: Jeana: Unfortunately they re not worth as much as you might hope. Any individual copy will be worth less than $10 and more probably less than $5. You can peruse the prices at www.rarenewspapers.com and Ebay/colletibles/paper/newspapers. 20th century newspapers...

Journalism (newspapers/magazines): Interviewing CEO's and HR directors, interview sources, bahm
interview sources, bahm, hr directors: Hi, Michele, I d be glad to help you think of some questions to ask. But I need to know a little more from you first: - Are you interviewing these people for a one-time article, or for an ongoing series? - (most important question) What s the subject/purpose...

Journalism (newspapers/magazines): initial issue of Sports Illustrated, ebay, ball state university
ebay, ball state university, collectible magazine: Dear Kurt: The short answer is that it s probably worth a maximum of $50. I have a book of collectible magazine values published in 1985 and it says that issue is worth a maximum of $40 if it s in mint condition. Figure in inflation, it s probably worth...

Journalism (newspapers/magazines): a leg up, henry luce foundation, student submissions
henry luce foundation, student submissions, lifestyle events: Sam: I have great sympathy for your cause, but I also have no answers. I have spent quite a bit of time looking for magazine publishing grants in past years and there just aren t any. I think foundations view ongoing periodicals as a dark hole with a result...

Journalism (newspapers/magazines): teenage magazine 1966, petula clark, library indexes
petula clark, library indexes, guide to periodical literature: Linda: If you knew the title of the magazine and the month of the magazine, you could look through various library indexes and get it through inter-library loan. If you don t know either, I really can t help you. I would suggest looking through the 1967...

Journalism (newspapers/magazines): writng book reviews, magazine prints, david sumner
magazine prints, david sumner, case situation: Demetrius: Magazines have different policies about book reviews. Most magazines receive free books directly from publishers and have a supply of freelance writers to whom the book review editor assigns reviews and then sends them the book. Some magazines...

Journalism (newspapers/magazines): courses needed for college, journalism school, journalism schools
journalism school, journalism schools, david sumner: Dale: I think you have to check the guidelines for each college you plan to apply to. Some colleges may require languages and others may not. However, I don t know of any journalism schools that have a specific language requirement. I didn t even have...

Journalism (newspapers/magazines): Is it what you expected?, twenty eight years, dream field
twenty eight years, dream field, bigger city: Hi Emili, I will try to answer you questions. First, I have no strong dislikes about journalism. I worked as a journalist for twenty eight years and while there were little disagreements with colleagues, as there are in any career, my memories are all...

Journalism (newspapers/magazines): letters to the editor, tacher, list news
tacher, list news, tbo: Hi Linda, Here is a link for The Tampa Tribune: http://www2.tbo.com/content/list/news/opinion/letters/ However, if you have your daily newspaper at your house (or at your store) you can find more localized letters there. It will be next to the editorial...