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George Costanza Shrinkage - No Longer a Problem
That age-old problem of guys worrying about their manhood shriveling, and looking diminished after taking a swim might be solved. Meet the Rooster Booster -- a $25 lycra bathing suit with a pocket in the crotch for padding. Page 5.

Us Fashion Police - Buck Wolf on Bad Fur Coats
Bad Fur Coat Fashion Police: Buck Wolf, longtime member of the Us Weekly fashion police, weighs in on bad fur coats at London Fashion Week Spring/Summer '09. Page 23.

Fashion Police - Hair Gel Nightmare
Fashion Police on Bad Hair: Buck wolf, longtime member of Us Weekly's Fashion Police, takes a look at the crazy hair at London's Fashion Week. Page 21.

Fashion Police - Buck Wolf on Crazy Hair at Madrid Fashion Week
Weird Fashion: Buck Wolf, longtime member of the Us Fashion Police, looks at the Carlos Diez show at the Cibeles Madrid Fashion Week Spring Summer '09. If you want to see crazy hair, don't miss this. Page 29.

Olympics - Dragon Building at Olympics
Olympic Dragon Building: Workers erect a model of a dragon on top of the Ba Da Ling section of the Great Wall of China close by to the Urban Cycling Road Course ahead of the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games on August 1, 2008 in Beijing, China. Page 11.

George Bush at Olympics - America's Cheerleader in Chief
George Bush at Olympics: At the 2008 Olympic Games George Bush reminded us all of his past life as a high school cheerleader, rooting with gusto for U.S. athletes, and not afraid to act unpresidential. Page 4.

Chinese Soldiers at Olympic Torch Relay
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London Holds A Party As It Becomes The Olympic Host City
London Holds A Party As It Becomes The Olympic Host City:. Page 30.

Olympic Mascots - Fuwa (Good Luck Dolls) Are 2008 Olympic Mascots
The five stylized dolls, known collectively as Fuwa or good-luck dolls, represent the colors of the Olympic rings and the traditional five elements. Page 16.

Olympics - Fans with Face Paint Go Wild at Olympics
Olympic Facepaint: A woman with her face painted like the flags of China and the U.S.A celebrates the Opening Ceremony of the 2008 Olympic Games on Wangfujiang Avenue August 8, 2008 in Beijing, Page 3.

Gregor Tait Nude Ad - Powerade Ad Features Gregor Tait
Gregor Tait Nude Ad: An advertising advertising campaign for Powerade features Triple jumper Phillips Idowu, Swimmer Gregor Tail and cyclist Rebecca Romero posed naked for award-winning photographer Nadav Kander. Page 9.

Olympic Bikini and Face Paint - British Olympic Fan in Bikini and Face Paint
Bikini and Face Paint at Olympics: As British pentathletes Kate Allenby and Georgina Harland compete in fencing, a British fan shows her colors. Harland would win a bronze medal. Page 23.

Olympics Souvenirs - Funny Glasses Olympic Souvenir
The National Aquatic Center reflects in a man's novelty sunglasses just days before the 2008 summer games begin. Page 6.

Rebecca Romero Nude Ad - Powerade Ad Features Rebecca Romero
Rebecca Romero Nude: An advertising advertising campaign for Powerade features Triple jumper Phillips Idowu, Swimmer Gregor Tait and cyclist Rebecca Romero posed naked for award-winning photographer Nadav Kander. Page 7.

Phillips Idowu Nude Ad - Powerade Ad Features Phillips Idowu
Phillips Idowu Nude: An advertising advertising campaign for Powerade features Triple jumper Phillips Idowu, Swimmer Gregor Tait and cyclist Rebecca Romero posed naked for award-winning photographer Nadav Kander. Page 8.

Pro Tibet Rally - Face Painted Boy at Olympic Torch Pro Tibet Rally
Pro Tibet Rally: A young boy has his face painted like the Tibetan flag during a pro-Tibetan demonstration April 8, 2008 in San Francisco, California. Protestors are staging demonstrations against China as San Francisco prepares to host the Olympic Torch relay. Page 25.

Tibet Protesters at Olympics
Tibet Protesters at Olympics: An anti Chinese protester shouts at pro Chinese people during the Olympic Torch relay at Parliament House on April 24, 2008 in Canberra, Australia. The relay route in the Australian capital was altered after the events in Paris and London were disrupted by protestors. Protestors gathered in Canberra to protest China's policies toward Tibet, disrupting the torch route and ceremonies, as the Olympic Torch Relay holds its only stop in Australia. Page 24.

U.S. Beats Brazil - Face-Painted U.S. Soccer Fan as U.S. Beats Brazil
Face-painted fan: Here's how one U.S. fan showed support, as the U.S. topped Brazil to take a gold medal in soccer. Page 22.

Fan With Painted Head at Beijing's National Stadium
Fan With Painted Head at Beijing's National Stadium: A local fan displays his painted head outside the National Stadium on August 19, 2008 in Beijing, China. Page 29.

Olympic Snacks - Scorpions, Starfish Among Olympic Snacks
Chinese delicacies on display in the Wangfujing food markets. Page 15.

Olympics - China's Terracotta Warriors at Beijing Olympics
Light decorations in the shape of China's Terracotta Warriors are displayed at an Olympic cultural square on August 1, 2008 in Beijing, China. Page 20.

Beijing Olympic Basketball Gym - Fans at U.S. vs. China in Basketball
U.S. vs. China in Basketball: An American fan holds up a United States flag while his team takes on China during the day 2 preliminary game at the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games in the Beijing Olympic Basketball Gymnasium on August 10, 2008 in Beijing, China. Page 27.

Fashion Police - Buck Wolf on Oversized Hats at New Zealand Fashion Week
Oversized Hats: Buck Wolf, longtime member of the Us magazine Fashion Police makes fun of the giant hats at Air New Zealand Fashion Week 2008. Page 30.

Fashion Police - Bad Fashion at Milan Fashion Week
Fashion Police: The Agatha Ruiz De La Prada show at Milan Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2009. Buck Wolf of Us Weekly Fashion Police fame weighs in on the worst of couture. Page 15.

Olympic Rings - Even on Ancient Boats, You'll Find Olympic Rings
Olympics Emblem: Boatmen sail a replica of an ancient wooden ship printed with the Olympic emblem on the Cuntan Section of the Yangtze River during an event to mark the upcoming 2008 Beijing Olympic Games. Page 21.

Blue Cat Person at the Australian Body Art Carnivale
Even cat people get the blues. See this unique spin on a feline-human combination in my bodypainting gallery. Page 18.

Fantasy on Display at the Australian Body Art Carnivale
See some of the incredible living works of art from the world of body painting in my special gallery. Page 20.

Green Machine at the Australian Body Art Carnivale
See the fantastic living works of art from body painting festivals around the world in mu special photo gallery. Page 21.

A Beautiful Backside at the 2010 Daegu International Bodypainting Festival
See a truly beautiful backside from the Daegu International Bodypainting Festival, and other images of naked women covered in paint. Page 15.

Naked Women and Crazy Clown Image at the Daegu International Body Painting Festival
What happens when a nude model gets a creepy clown painted across her belly? See the interest results in my bodypainting photo gallery. Page 14.

Flower Girl Shows Off Her Buds at Bodypainting Festival
The 2010 Daegu International Bodypainting Festival features beautiful naked women covered only in paint. See the best of them here. Page 13.

Patriotic Paintjob at the Bodypainting Festival
Get naked, and get red, white and blue at the bodypainting festival. Page 17.

Petal Power: Full Frontal Flowers at Bodypainting Festival
A naked women has only petals of paints covering her bare breasts at the 2010 Daegu International Bodypainting Festival. See her and more here. Page 16.

Body Painting Masterpiece: Boobs on a Butt
What's better than a perfect butt? A perfect pair of boobs painted on it! See this bodypainting masterpiece here. Page 10.

Finishing Touch: A Boob Gets Bodypainted
A boob gets the final touch at the World Bodypainting Festival in Austria.

World Bodypainting Festival: A Colorful Display
A woman shows off her brightly colored at the World Bodypainting Festival. Page 2.

Body Painting - World Bodypainting Festival
World Bodypainting Festival: Some say body painting is the oldest form of art. In the last dozen years, with a growing acceptance of nude and naked performance, the World Bodypainting Festival has attracted thousands of people. The event began in 1996 in Austria. Here are highlights of festivals and competitions from around the world.

Body Painting - World Bodypainting Festival
World Bodypainting Festival: Some say body painting is the oldest form of art. In the last dozen years, with a growing acceptance of nude and naked performance, the World Bodypainting Festival has attracted thousands of people. The event began in 1996 in Austria. Here are highlights of festivals and competitions from around the world.

Painting People at the Australian Body Art Carnivale
Not ready to sacrifice your skin for a tattoo? Try body painting instead. Take a look at some amazing living works of art in my special body painting photo gallery. Page 19.

Body Painting - World Bodypainting Festival
World Bodypainting Festival: Some say body painting is the oldest form of art. In the last dozen years, with a growing acceptance of nude and naked performance, the World Bodypainting Festival has attracted thousands of people. The event began in 1996 in Austria. Here are highlights of festivals and competitions from around the world.

Body Painting - World Bodypainting Festival
World Bodypainting Festival: Some say body painting is the oldest form of art. In the last dozen years, with a growing acceptance of nude and naked performance, the World Bodypainting Festival has attracted thousands of people. The event began in 1996 in Austria. Here are highlights of festivals and competitions from around the world.

Holy Guacamole! 177 Feet of Tacos in Record Bid
The world's longest line of tacos is assembled in Oregon. See it here. Page 4.

Christmas Compulsion: Canadian Man Sports World's Largest Santa Collection
A Canadian man has the world's largest collection of Santa Claus stuff. See it all here. Page 13.

Going Gaga for the Lady: Impersonators Set Record
More Gagas than you can goggle: See the 121 Lady Gaga impersonators who set a record at the Grammy Awards. Page 12.

Thai Girl Named World's Hairiest Teen
The world's hairiest teen isn't shying away from her record. See her here. Page 10.

Teen Wolf: Hairy Thai Gal Is a Record-Breaker
A teen girl from Thailand is the world's hairiest. See her here. Page 9.

Fat Man Running: Former Sumo Champ Does Marathon
A 400-pound sumo wrestler becomes the heaviest man to finish a marathon. See him here. Page 8.

One Tough Grandmother: Meet the World's Oldest Female Bodybuilder
Meet 74-year-old Ernestine Shepherd, the world's oldest female bodybuilder. Page 7.

Room for Everyone: Picnic Table Seats 405
How long is the world's longest picnic table? Find out here. Page 6.

Super Nova: Meet the World's Tallest Female Dog
Meet Nova, the world's tallest female dog. Page 5.

Kelly Ripa Stomps on the Record Book
A pigtail-clad Kelly Ripe tries to set an unusual record on live television. Learn more here. Page 3.

New World Records: Most in a Team Kit
Close to 1,000 Australians gathered in London to set a record for

New World Records - Longest Snake in Captivity
New World Records: See Medusa, the longest snake ever held in captivity.

Sultan Kosen - Measuring World's Tallest Man
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Smurfs - World Record for Most People Dressed as Smurfs
The city of Swansea was turned blue as a group of 2,510 people crammed into the Oceana nightclub. The record was previously held by the town of Castleblayney in County Monaghan, Ireland, which recorded 1,253 Smurfs gathered in the high street last year. Page 55.

World's Smallest Man Khagendra Thapa Magar Poses With New York's Finest
New World Records: Here's a ongoing look at biggest, hairiest, latest, greatest world records, from the fattest man to the tallest woman. Keep up with humanity's quest to reach new heights . . . and depths. Page 30.

Khagendra Thapa Magar: Little Man With a Big Book
The world's shortest man shows just how little he has to offer -- standing up behind a book hides half of his body. Page 31.

World's Tallest Man Enters the Record Book
Meet the world's tallest man, Sultan Kösen, and the other record-breaking stars of Guinness World Records 2011. Page 54.

Tallest & Smallest Dogs Meet in New York Record Event
See what happens when the smallest dog in the world meets the tallest in my special photo collection. Page 28.

Meeting a Real Giant: I Measure Up to the World's Tallest Dog
I caught up with the world's tallest dog, Giant George, to see how I would measure up. Check out the photos in my special World Records photo gallery. Page 27.

Top Dog Meets Lil' Bow Wow: Record-Breaking Mutts Meet
The world's two top dogs met in New York, and you can see them in my special New World Records photo collection. Page 25.

Boo Boo the Chihuahua: World's Smallest Dog
Meet the world's smallest dog, Boo Boo the chihuahua. Page 26.

Man With the Most Straws in His Mouth
How many straws can you fit in your mouth? See a man with 400 of them! Page 24.

New World Record: Heaviest Weight Lifted by Tongue
A man lifts more than 27 pounds with a hook that pierced his tongue. See him in action -- and other strange record holders -- here. Page 23.

New World Records: World's Largest Mac & Cheese
New World Records: Here's a ongoing look at biggest, hairiest, latest, greatest world records, from the fattest man to the tallest woman. Keep up with humanity's quest to reach new heights . . . and depths. Page 22.

A Toast to Mother-in-Law: World's Largest Bread Mosaic
A British woman created the world's largest toast mosaic... and picks her mother-in-law for the strange and giant image. See it all here. Page 21.

World's Heaviest Pumpkin
The new record-breaking pumpkin weighs nearly a ton. That's a Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown! See it all here. Page 19.

Carver Turns Pumpkins Into Art... Fast
Meet the man who can carve pumpkins faster than anyone else... ever. Page 20.

World's Largest Gathering of Zombies
Zombies gathered in Britain to break a record... and appear in a film. See it all here. Page 18.

Open Wide: The Biggest Mouth in the World
Meet the man with the biggest mouth in the world. It's so big he can fit a can of soda in it -- sideways! See him in the world records photo gallery. Page 17.

A Java Jolt for the Record Books: World's Biggest Cup of Coffee
See the world's biggest cup of coffee, which can hold 2,010 gallons of brew. Page 16.

High-Flying Clown Makes History at Sea
Daredevil clown Bello Nock performs a first-ever feat: A tightrope walk on a ship at sea. See it here. Page 15.

Michael Jackson's Latest Record: King of Pop Is Now King of Posters
Michael Jackson breaks another record: A new poster for his posthumous release is the world's largest. Page 14.

World's Oldest Wedding Cake Outlives All Marriages
Here's a wedding cake that's outlived every marriage around: It's 113 years old. Page 11.

Hula Hoop World Record - Aleysa Gulevich Breaks Hula Hoop Record
The Big Top at Circus Flora was the scene when Aleysa Gulevich broke a Guinness record by twirling 107 hula hoops, beating the old record by two rings. Page 61.

World's Biggest Rocker
That honor goes to Dan and Carolyn Sanazaro's 42-foot, 1-inch behemoth --

World's Oldest Man Tomoji Tanabe (1895 - 2009)
Tomoji Tanabe, who was the world's oldest living man, died of heart failure. He was 113 years and 274 days old. Page 60.

Elaine Davidson - World's Most Pierced Woman
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World's Smallest Dog - Photos of Tom Thumb, World's Smallest Dog (Maybe)
Six Inch Pup: At six inches long, Tom Thumb is not much bigger than a hamster. But this chihuahua-Jack Russell mix may set the record as the smallest pup on the planet. Guinness World Records intends to measure this mutt, to see if he qualifies as the world's smallest dog. Page 72.

World's Largest Bikini Parade - 281 Beauties Led by Holly Madison
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. But in this case, it also goes down as a Guinness World Record, set on May 14, 2009, with 281 women on parade. Page 64.

World's Biggest Meatball - 222.5-Pound Giant at Nonni's Italian Eatery
Guinness World Records authenticated the world's biggest meatball at Nonni's Italian Eatery in Concord, N.H. at 222.5 pounds. The old record of 198.6 pounds. Page 48.

World's Biggest Rocker (Not Bono, a Chair)
Bono's trophy case includes 22 Grammys, Time magazine

World's Biggest Burger - $2000 Hamburger at Mallie's Sport's Grill
The World's Largest Burger, as certified by Guinness World Records, can be yours at Mallie's Sports Grill & Bar in Southgate, Michigan. The 185.6 lb. burger, which takes 15 hours to cook, can be yours for just $2,000. Page 62.

World's Largest Waltz - 650 Brits Dance World's Largest Waltz
On May 3, 2009, 315 couples in the British city of Bath simultaneously danced for five minutes, breaking the 2008 record of 242 couples in Austria. Page 71.

Isobel Varley - The World's Most Heavily Tattooed Woman Isobel Varley
Using her body like a canvas, Isobel Varley, who turned 71 in 2009, is recognized as the most tattooed septuagenarian woman. Page 65.

World's Oldest Dog - Photo of Chanel, World's Oldest Dog
World's Oldest Dog:. Weird News. Page 66.

World's Oldest Man - Henry Allingham World's Oldest Man
With the death of 113-year-old Tomoji Tanabe of Japan, Henry Allingham becomes the world's oldest living man. Allingham, a veteran of both World War One and Two, is also 113 years old. He lives in Britain. Page 59.

World's Smallest Car - The Peel 50
The Peel 50 - the Smallest Car ever approved for street use - weighs only 130 lbs., and can hold only the driver and a small shopping bag. It doesn't go very fast, but, at 52-inches long, it's a snap to park. Page 73.

World's Tallest Dog - Gibson, World's Tallest Dog, Battled Cancer
World's Tallest Dog: Our heart goes out to Gibson, the world's tallest dog, who is battling bone cancer, and is now undergoing chemotherapy. The black-and-white Great Dane, who makes his home in Grass Valley, Calif., stands seven feet high on hind legs, and is listed in the Guinness Book of World Records. Page 68.

World's Largest Cupcake
The only problem with cupcakes is size: They're just too darn small. But not this monster cupcake. Check out this photo of the 1,224-pound cupcake, which owns the Guinness World Record. Page 58.

Tea-Sipping Loop-the-Loop Record
There's a new tea-sipping loop-the-loop record pilot in the skies, and we have the photo of the stunt. Page 56.

Scorpion King - Majed al Malki Sets Record With 22 Scorpions in Mouth
Majed al Malki of Syria set a record in 2009 for putting 22 live scorpions in his mouth. Page 78.

Ashrita Furman - First Person to Hold 100 Guinness World Records Ashrita Furman
Ashrita Furman of Queens, N.Y., became the first person to hold 100 Guinness World Records simultaneously. He did it by reciting a poem --

Sandy Allen Photo - World's Tallest Woman
Sandy Allen of Indiana was only 6-lbs., 5-oz. at birth. A tumor in her pituitary gland triggered her abnormal growth, and she would reach 7-foot-7 1/4 inches when she finally stopped growing. Page 84.

Guinness Records - World's Largest Arm Wrestling Tournament
Using tactics such as the

Panty Party - Largest Gathering of People Wearing Underpants
In bras, panties, boxers and briefs, 116 Brits braved the November weather in London to help Fair Trade's

Guinness Records - Longest Line of Pizzas
Guinness World Record: London's Chicago Town pizzeria lined up 1,300 pies. Crust-to-crust, this 820-foot high-calorie chain measured three times the height of Niagara Falls. Page 82.

World's Largest 'Thriller' Dance - William & Mary College Students Celebrate Michael Jackson
With Michael Jackson's famous

Pinata - World's Largest Pinata
Care to give this Piñata a whack? It took a wrecking ball to level this 61-foot-high, 60-foot-long donkey. 8,000 lbs. of candy poured out. Page 80.

Jump Rope Jumpers Hope Into the Record Book
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A Wedding That's Gone to the Dogs
This is a wedding that even the Rev. Sun Myung Moon would envy -- 356 dogs married at the Bow Wow Vows. See this and other unusual wedding pics in our special Guinness World Records gallery. Page 39.

World's Tallest Married Couple Take Vows to New Heights
Here's to 13 feet, 3.3 inches of unconditional love. See the world's tallest married couple in our special Guinness World Records gallery of love. Page 37.

Little People, Lots of Love: World's Shortest Married Couple
Claudia Pereira Rocha of Curitiba, Brazil, may only be 3 feet tall... but she stands an inch higher than her husband, Douglas Maistre Breger da Silva. See the world's shortest married coupe in our special Guinness World Records gallery. Page 38.

World's Longest Kiss Lasted Nearly a Day and a Half
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Most Wedding Vow Renewals by the Same Couple
Talk about burning love: Lauren Lubeck Blair and David E. Hough Blair married each other for the 83rd time on August 16, 2004 in Las Vegas. See them and other record setters in our Guinness World Records gallery. Page 41.

Most Valentines Sent to a Guinea Pigs
Sooty the guinea pig once broke free and mated with all 24 females at the Little Friends Farm in Wales where he lived. His exploits earned him hundreds of Valentine's Day cards. See him and other world record holders in our special gallery. Page 42.

Marathon of Love: Oldest Couple in Combined Years to Run Grueling Race
When Shigetsugu and Miyoko Anan of Japan ran a marathon together, they became the oldest couple to do so -- with a combined 161 years. See unique lovers and other world record holders in our special Guinness gallery. Page 43.

World's Tallest Dog: Giant George Is More Than 7 Feet Long
There's a new top dog: A Great Dane named Giant George is the world's tallest... standing 43 inches from paw to shoulders and more than seven feet long from head to tail. See George and other record-breaking animals and humans in our special photo gallery. Page 36.

New Tallest Man in America Igor Vovkovinskiy Measures Up
America has a new tallest man... meet Guinness World Record holder Igor Vovkovinskiy, and see images of other record breakers in my special gallery. Page 35.

World's Most Tattooed Woman Shows Off Her Colorful Figure
Meet Julia Gnuse, the world's most tattooed woman, in my special record-breakers photo gallery. Page 34.

Bao Xishun - At Home With World's Tallest Man Bao Xichun
World's tallest man Bao Xishun and his bride Xia Shujuan listen to a journalist's question at home on March 30, 2007 in Chifeng of Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region, China. The 54-year-old Mr Bao, who stands at 2.36m (7ft 8.95in) tall, tied the knot with Xia Shujian, a 29-year-old saleswoman from his home city of Chifeng on March 26, 2007. Bao was confirmed as the world's tallest living man by Guinness World Records last year. Page 90.

Bao Xishun -- World's Tallest Man Bao Xishun
The world's tallest man Bao Xishun poses for a photo with his bride Xia Shujuan at home on March 30, 2007 in Chifeng of Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region, China. The 54-year-old Mr Bao, who stands at 2.36m (7ft 8.95in) tall, tied the knot with Xia Shujian, a 29-year-old saleswoman from his home city of Chifeng on March 26, 2007. Bao was confirmed as the world's tallest living man by Guinness World Records last year. Page 85.

Tall Groom, Short Bride - Xia Shujuan Marries Bao Xichun
Bride Xia Shujuan awaits the world's tallest man Bao Xishun during their traditional Mongolian wedding ceremony at Genghis Khan's Mausoleum on July 12, 2007 in the outskirts of Erdos of Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region, China. The 54-year-old Mr Bao, who stands at 2.36m (7ft 8.95in) tall, actually married Xia, a 29-year-old saleswoman from his home city of Chifeng on March 26. Bao was confirmed as the world's tallest living man by Guinness World Records last year. Page 88.

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World's Largest Cup of Hot Coco - Serendipity 3
The Largest Cup of Hot Chocolate - consisted of 4 gallons of chocolate drink (cup measured 14 inches wide and 11 inches tall) and was achieved at Serendipity 3 in New York, New York on 9 November 2009. Page 51.

Big Height Difference - Tallest Man Marries
The world's tallest man Bao Xishun (R) poses for a photo with his bride Xia Shujuan standing on a ladder at home on March 31, 2007 in Chifeng of Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region, China. The 54-year-old Mr Bao, who stands at 2.36m (7ft 8.95in) tall, tied the knot with Xia Shujian, a 29-year-old saleswoman from his home city of Chifeng on March 26, 2007. Bao was confirmed as the world's tallest living man by Guinness World Records last year. Page 86.

Svetlana Pankratova and He Pingping - World's Shortest Man Meets Leggiest Woman
Svetlana Pankratova and He Pingping: To mark the release of Guinness World Records 2009, He Pingping, the shortest man who can walk, met up with Svetlana Pankratova, the woman with the world's longest legs. He stands at 2-foot-5, while Pankratova's leg are measured at nearly 52 inches, more than 4 feet long. Page 91.

He Pingping and Bao Xishun - World's Tallest and Shortest Men
World's tallest man Bao Xishun (L) shakes hands with 19-year-old He Pingping (C) contending for the world's shortest man, who only measures 73 centimeters (about 2ft 5in), at the press conference of the world's tallest man Bao Xishun on July 13, 2007 in Baotou of Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region, China. Page 92.

Bao Xishun - World's Tallest Man's Mongolian Wedding
The world's tallest man Bao Xishun and his bride Xia Shujuan attend their traditional Mongolian wedding ceremony at Genghis Khan's Mausoleum on July 12, 2007 in the outskirts of Erdos of Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region, China. The 54-year-old Mr Bao, who stands at 2.36m (7ft 8.95in) tall, registered marriage with Xia Shujian, a 29-year-old saleswoman from his home city of Chifeng on March 26, 2007. Bao was confirmed as the world's tallest living man by Guinness World Records last year. Page 87.

World's Biggest Glass of Beer - 430 Gallons of Guinness
The Auld Dubliner Irish Pub in California filled an 8. Page 47.

World's Largest Moving Box
This is the world's largest moving box. Did you even realize that was a record? It is now -- and we have the photo. Page 57.

Meet the David Blaine of Israel
Move over David Blaine... Israeli illusionist Hezi Dayan is attempting to break your icy endurance record. See this and other images in our World Record Gallery. Page 46.

Elf Party: Record Gathering of Santa's Helpers
How many elves does it take to set a record? See the world's largest elf gathering and other record breakers in our special World Record Photo Gallery. Page 45.

Record Booze Fest: World's Largest Toast
New World Records: Here's a ongoing look at biggest, hairiest, latest, greatest world records, from the fattest man to the tallest woman. Keep up with humanity's quest to reach new heights . . . and depths. Page 32.

New World Records - Photo Gallery
New World Records: Here's a ongoing look at biggest, hairiest, latest, greatest world records, from the fattest man to the tallest woman. Keep up with humanity's quest to reach new heights . . . and depths.

New World Records - Photo Gallery
New World Records: Here's a ongoing look at biggest, hairiest, latest, greatest world records, from the fattest man to the tallest woman. Keep up with humanity's quest to reach new heights . . . and depths.

New World Records - Photo Gallery
New World Records: Here's a ongoing look at biggest, hairiest, latest, greatest world records, from the fattest man to the tallest woman. Keep up with humanity's quest to reach new heights . . . and depths.

New World Records - Photo Gallery
New World Records: Here's a ongoing look at biggest, hairiest, latest, greatest world records, from the fattest man to the tallest woman. Keep up with humanity's quest to reach new heights . . . and depths.

Bibkin - Bibs for Sloppy Adults
If you're a sufferer of SED -- Sloppy Eating Disorder -- let the gravy run down your chin with pride. Help is here, and it's called, the Bibkin -- a woven adjustable strap that turns any cloth napkin into an adult bib. Page 35.

Blago Shampoo - Hair Products Inspired by Ousted Gov. Rob Blagojevich
Need a Wacky Gift? A Chicago-area company is marketing hair products inspired by ousted Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich. The shampoo and conditioner carry the brand name

Fretlight Guitar System - Can't Play? Don't Fret
The Optek's Fretlight Guitar System is something to get excited about. You can get your kid Guitar Hero, but he's not going to learn how to play. But this system -- which is no game -- will actually serve as your personal instructor. Page 51.

Candy Wrapper Purse - Recycled Couture
Weird News. Page 43.

Obama Chia - A Hair Mess
The Obama Chia -- a grass-headed figurine from Joseph Enterprises -- is among the tackiest Barack Obama souvenirs. Walgreens has pulled the product from its shelf, though the manufacturer calls it

What Could Possibly Be Better Than a Fried Bologna Biscuit?
It's a work of mad genius: egg, cheese and fried Oscar Meyer bologna on a biscuit. See Hardee's latest creation here.

Condometric - Condom Measuring Stick
Condometrix -- a condom from Spain, with a measuring stick down the side -- allows men (and their sex partners) to see how they measure up. Page 46.

Condometric -- The Condom Measuring Device
When safe sex and penis size matters, men now have the Conometric condom -- the prophylactic that comes with a measuring tape down its side. Page 47.

Doggie Sex Doll - For Horny Pups
Is your pooch lonely? A Brazilian company is introducing a sex toy for frustrated canines. The DoggieLoveDoll might be the answer to every pup who can't find the perfect bitch to love him. Page 27.

Weird News
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Beat Stadium Booze Prices With Fake Beer Belly
Tired of paying ballpark prices for beer? The

Jailhouse Fire Hot Sauce - Prisoners Bottle Hot Sauce
If you thought the only hot item you could buy from an inmate is stolen, prisoners at the minumum security Hillsborogh County lockup are bottling and selling Jailhouse Fire hot sauce using jail-grown peppers. Page 25.

Knight Rider GPS
You might not feel like David Hasselhoff (and that might be a good thing) but the actor who gave life to his talking car on Knight Rider could soon be in yours. MIO technologies has introduced the Knight Ridder GPS. Page 45.

Strange New Products - Meat Business Cards
Meat Business Cards: Welcome to the age of meat business cards, a time when your name and contact info can be seared onto a piece of beef jerky, thanks to a process involving a 150-Watt laser. Page 29.

Microscopic Bible -- Itty Bitty Bible
Carry the complete Catholic Latin Bible -- all 1,200 pages of it -- right in your wallet. With a special photographic process, this $6 gift reduces the good book 250 times, so that it fits on a little square not much bigger than a credit card. Put it under a magnifying glass (I did) it's all there. Page 39.

Strange New Products - No Wash Underwear
Not ready to strap on adult diapers? Here's one alternative -- No-Wash Underwear. Rob Libfeld, a medical student at the University of Massachusetts, invented these durable boxers, after noting how embarrassed patents get during long hospital stays when their skivvies turn spunky. Page 33.

Personal Urn -- A Strange Place for Cremated Remains
Looking for a unique place to store your ashes? Personal urns from ThatsMyFace.com allow your final resting place to be a slightly creepy recreation of your own head. Page 28.

Toy Uterus -- Plush Toy Uterus Recalled
The I Heart Guts company, the makers of all sorts of organ-shaped novelty items, is recalling its Plush Uterus due to the fact that the toy's ovaries represent a choking hazard. Page 37.

Pet-a-Potty - Portable Dog Toilet
With synthetic grass, an easy to clean drainage system and add-ons like

George Costanza Shrinkage - No Longer a Problem
That age-old problem of guys worrying about their manhood shriveling, and looking diminished after taking a swim might be solved. Meet the Rooster Booster -- a $25 lycra bathing suit with a pocket in the crotch for padding. Page 36.

Tropical Aquarium End Table - Fish Tank Furniture
You might be able to find Nemo and the perfect accent for your family room in one fell swoop. This aquarium end table might be the perfect catch for your home. Page 44.

Strange New Products - Urine Off
Is your pup being a good dog? Or a bad, bad dog? Maybe it's time to conduct your own CSI-style investigation and find out. The Urine-Off LED Light allows you to search with an ultra-violet flashlight. Page 31.

Strange New Products - Va J-J Visor
Let me introduce you to the Va J-J Visor, the virst ever protective cup for women. Ladies, you don't need to wear it for full-contact sports. That's for guys. This little gizmo is here to protect you from razors, hot waxes and depilatory creams when you're shaving your bikini line. Page 34.

Where's Elvis? -- A 'Where's Waldo' for Elvis Fans
Where's Elvis? Everywhere! A new book takes The King and places him, Waldo-style, at places and events for readers to find. The comic scenes include the death of Marilyn Monroe, the location of the plane crash that killed Buddy Holly, Charles and Diana's wedding, and of course Elvis' secret lair on the dark side of the Moon. Page 26.

Wine Rack Bra
This $30 bra will increase a woman's bust by two sizes and dispense beer, wine and other beverages. The dispenser tucks nicely into your shirt or sleeve. Page 38.

A Harley-Davidson Hog... In a Chair
If you think your chair is deficient because it lacks mirrors, a tailpipe and motorcycle sound effects, then we have a photo of the $7K chair for you. Page 24.

Strange New Products - Car Pets
What do you call a pet made out of old rugs? A

New World Records - Photo Gallery
New World Records: Here's a ongoing look at biggest, hairiest, latest, greatest world records, from the fattest man to the tallest woman. Keep up with humanity's quest to reach new heights . . . and depths.

New World Records - Photo Gallery
New World Records: Here's a ongoing look at biggest, hairiest, latest, greatest world records, from the fattest man to the tallest woman. Keep up with humanity's quest to reach new heights . . . and depths.

Burnt Offerings: Have Jesus for Breakfast With Toasty Tribute
A new toaster burns images of Jesus into each slice of bread. See this and more and in my strange new products photo gallery. Page 12.

New World Records - Photo Gallery
New World Records: Here's a ongoing look at biggest, hairiest, latest, greatest world records, from the fattest man to the tallest woman. Keep up with humanity's quest to reach new heights . . . and depths.

Key Positions: 'Love Mattress' Built With Sex in Mind
See the

'Love Mattress' is Ready for Action
See the mattress built with one thing in mind... and it's no sleeping! Page 10.

Strange New Products - Wacky, Bizarre Gifts
Want to drink some bacon? Now you can with a new bacon-flavored soda. See that and other weird products in my special Strange New Products photo gallery. Page 9.

No More Fumbling! French Create Easy-to-Remove Magnetic Bras and Panties
The French invent lingerie held together with magnets. See it here! Page 8.

Holiday Hatred: Ornaments Celebrate Failed Relationships
Forget that

Get Up Close and Personal With a Hummingbird: Mask Brings You 'Eye 2 Eye' With Birds
A man has invented a wearable hummingbird feeder that brings the birds right to your nose. See it here. Page 6.

Condoms Fit for a Future King: William & Kate Get Royal Rubbers
A condom company issues royal rubbers to commemorate the wedding between William and Kate. See them here. Page 5.

New World Records - Photo Gallery
New World Records: Here's a ongoing look at biggest, hairiest, latest, greatest world records, from the fattest man to the tallest woman. Keep up with humanity's quest to reach new heights . . . and depths.

Condom Crazy: Kiss Kondoms Put Gene Simmons on Your Johnson
A condom maker has put Kiss' Gene Simmons in a condom... with his tongue running down your shaft. See it unfurled here, if you dare. Page 4.

Department of Pooping: How to Sh!t in the Woods
It's something we used to do naturally: Poop in the woods. Now, you might need a little help figuring it out. Read this. Page 3.

Electric Breasts: Solar-Powered Bikini Can Give You a Charge
Photos of Strange New Products. Weird News. Page 2.

Get the Wonderful Taste of Bacon From Licking Envelopes
If you've ever licked an envelope and shook your head sadly at a missed opportunity to get the taste of bacon on your tongue, then be sure to check out Mmmvelopes -- bacon-flavored envelopes. Learn all about them here. Page 21.

Strange New Products - Wacky, Bizarre Gifts
Photos of Strange New Products

Strange New Products - Wacky, Bizarre Gifts
Photos of Strange New Products

Strange New Products - Wacky, Bizarre Gifts
Photos of Strange New Products

Strange New Products - Wacky, Bizarre Gifts
Photos of Strange New Products

Lady Gaga Goes Goo-Goo for 'Gremlins'
Lady Gaga finally has a monster of her own. The pop star purchased this $2,100 wearable tribute to Gizmo from the film “Gremlins.” See her new skirt and more in our strange new products collection. Page 20.

Cashmere Toilet Paper: Luxury Hits Rock Bottom
Here's quite possibly the most decadent thing you could wipe on your butt: cashmere toilet paper. See this and other strange new products in our special gallery. Page 19.

Bacon and Chocolate: A Perfect Combination
Here's a new twist on bacon and eggs -- a chocolate caramel egg with bacon mixed in. See this new twist on the Easter classic and other strange bacon products in our special photo gallery. Page 16.

Bacon Bandages Add Salt to the Wounds
Need a new look for your boo-boos? Try some bacon. See this strange new product and other bacon items in our special photo gallery. Page 17.

Bacon Mints for Salty Fresh Breath?
Photos of Strange New Products. Weird News. Page 18.

A Watch Made of Dinosaur Poop
If you're going to pay more than $11,000 for a watch, you'd probably want it to be made of gold and encrusted in precious gems... not poop. See the watch made of dinosaur turds and other strange products here. Page 15.

KFC's New Chicken-on-Chicken 'Double Down' Sandwich
See an image of this new monstrosity in my Strange Products photo gallery. Page 14.

Underwear for Pistol Packing Joggers
Weird Products, Strange Gifts, underwear, guns. Page 13.

Strange New Products - Wacky, Bizarre Gifts
Photos of Strange New Products

Play My Song... Or Else! Caller Arrested for Threatening Radio Station
Here's how you DON'T get your song request played on the radio: threaten the station. See a guy who police say did just that... right here. Page 7.

Cops: Yahtzee Game Gone Bad Leads to Choking
Some of us take Yahtzee a lot more serious than everyone else. Meet a man police say tried to choke his wife after a round of the classic game. Page 6.

Hint to Crooks: Face Tattoos Make You Memorable
A man tries to elude police... but a face full of tattoos made it pretty impossible. Check out his mug shot here. Page 4.

'Toe Suck Fairy' Flies Off to Jail
A man known as the

Woman Accused in Murder Claims Victim Wanted to Die
A woman accused of killing a 74-year-old man says the victim wanted to die... and even paid her to do the job. Page 5.

The Disney Peeper: Man Arrested in Women's Bathroom at Epcot
This isn't what they meant by Disney magic: Police say they caught a man spying on women in a bathroom at Epcot. Page 3.

Two Thumbs Up: DUI Arrest Leads to a Smiling Mug Shot
A woman arrest on DUI charges smiles for the camera. See her memorable mug here. Page 2.

Man in Weird Burger Scam Tries to Cook His Own Meal at Denny's
A man claiming to be the new manager of Denny's cooked himself a burger. But he wasn't the manager. Get the full weird story here.

World's Greatest Drunk Driving Mug Shot
See the world's greatest drunk driving mug shot here. Page 18.

Cops: Mom Beats Man for Lustily Leering at Her Teen Daughter
A man caught leering at a teen girl is beaten by the girl's mother. See him here. Page 15.

Disney Smackdown: Alleged Tot Beating at Magic Kingdom Lands Mom in Jail
A woman is accused of beating her one-year-old child at Disney's Magic Kingdom. See her in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 19.

Biology Teacher Accused of Sexy Lesson
A Texas biology teacher is accused of having sex with one of her students at least two dozen times, including at school and in her car. See her here. Page 28.

Police: Butt Dialing Teen Accidentally Lets Cops Listen In On Drug Deal
A teen accidentally dialed 911 and let police listen in on his drug deal. See him here. Page 27.

Cops: Texas Teacher Caught Having Sex With Student
Police say a Texas teacher was caught in the act having sex with a student. See her here. Page 29.

Bad Teacher: Police Say Substitute Urinated in Front of Class
When you've gotta go, you've gotta go -- but try not to do it in front of the kids, like a Georgia teacher allegedly did. See him here. Page 26.

Police: Crossdresser Gives Bus Riders Eyeful in Weird Flash
A California man is accused of dressing as a woman and exposing himself on a bus. See him -- or

Ice Cream Antisocial: Man Pulls Gun at Kid's Birthday Party
A Memphis man is accused of pulling a gun at a children's party after a dispute over ice cream and cake. See him and other dumb crime suspects here. Page 24.

Drunk, Naked & Covered in Blood: Can You Guess Why?
A Chicago man is found drunk, naked and covered in blood. See him here. Page 23.

Thrifty Thief: Cops Say Man Hid TP in His Cheeks
Mug Shots and Police Photos: When you commit a dumb crime, you usually look the part. About.com's Buck Wolf brings you the strangest, most outrageous Funny looking mug shots and police photos. Come back for regular updates. Page 22.

Breast Assault Ever: Woman Accused of Lactating at Cops
An Ohio woman is accused of shooting breast milk at two cops. See her and her cleavage here. Page 21.

Woman Guilty in Bizarre Child Sex Photo Case
A Florida woman pleads guilty to sexually abusing her children, taking photos and sending them to a man she met online. See her here. Page 20.

Cops: Teacher Had Sex With Child 'Love Doll' on School Property
A man is caught on elementary school property allegedly having sex with a child-like doll, according to police. See the alleged perv here in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 14.

Arrrr! Pillage Ye Olde Pharmacy! Robber Caught on Cam in Pirate Garb
A robber dressed as a pirate hits up a Walgreens. See him here. Page 17.

Cuffed at Taco Bell: Man Tries Light Bondage in Bizarre Dating Attempt
A man allegedly handcuffed a young woman he was trying to date after she rejected him. See him here in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 16.

Horse and Buggy Crimes: Amish Men Jailed Over Traffic Law
Amish men have been serving jail sentences for refusing to put traffic markers on their horse-and-buggy carriages. Find out why they refuse here. Page 10.

911 Caller Just Wants His Tacos
A Florida man calls 911 from a Taco Bell... because he couldn't place a walk-up order and the drive-through window. Page 11.

Real-Life Weekend at Bernie's
Two man are accused of dragging a friend's corpse around and having a real-life version of the film

Milk, Sugar & Xanax
A Florida woman is accused of spiking her husband's coffee... with Xanax. Page 13.

Alleged Prostitute Arrested After Opossum Encounter
A woman was arrested for prostitution after an encounter with an opossum. Find out how it all unfolded here. Page 9.

Florida Mom Accused of Killing 'Mouthy' Kids
A Florida mom says she killed her two kids because they were

Teen Accused of Hacking Mom, Freezing the Pieces
A California teen is accused of hacking hos mom to pieces and freezing her. See him in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 57.

Crack Pipe! Cops Say Man Hid Drugs In His Foreskin
A man is accused of hiding crack cocaine in his foreskin. See him here. Page 53.

Man Arrested in Bestiality Sting; Cops Say He Sought 'K-9 Play'
A middle school music teacher allegedly looking for

'Beasty Worship of the Kinky Kind': Man Nabbed in Zoophilia Sting
A man allegedly looking for 'beasty worship of the kinky kind' is nabbed in an online dog-sex sting. See him here. Page 43.

Small-Scale Zoophilia: Man Accused in Chihuahua Sex
A man is accused of having sex with a chihuahua. Sometimes, the jokes almost write themselves. See him here. Page 48.

Ugly Side of Fantasyland: Disney Agent in Rape Accusation
Police say a Disney reservation agent got a woman a cheap stay using his discount... then allegedly raped her in her room at the Walt Disney World resort. See him here. Page 44.

Disney Masturbator: Electrician Accused of Public Whacking
A Disney electrician is accused of masturbating in public... while a reservations agent is accused of rape. See them both here. Page 45.

Stripper Stripped of Kids After Neglect Accusations
A stripper was stripped of her kids after being accused of leaving them home alone while she did her job. See her in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 47.

Driving Erratically... or Driving Erotically? Man Claims Oral Sex Led to Arrest
Cops say a man driving erratically claims he was really driving erotically: He says he was receiving oral sex when his car was weaving through traffic. See him in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 41.

Attention Walmart Shoppers: Semi-Nude Cross-Dresser in Aisle Five
A man is arrested for leaving photos of himself in Walmart. Not just any photos... but pics of him in drag with his penis sticking out. See him here in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 40.

Stray Dog Strut: Man Accused of Sex With 'Lady' Pooch
An Alabama man is accused of having sex with a stray dog named Lady. See him in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 39.

'Hogtied' Man Calls 911 From Jail
A man called 911 from his jail cell -- saying he was being hogtied and held against his will by the police. See him here in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 37.

Weird Hairdo: Mohawk Man in Classic Mug Shot
Mug Shots and Police Photos: When you commit a dumb crime, you usually look the part. About.com's Buck Wolf brings you the strangest, most outrageous Funny looking mug shots and police photos. Come back for regular updates. Page 38.

Dead or Alive: Man Puts $3,000 Price on Daughter's Boyfriend's Head
A California man put's a bounty on his daughter's sex-offender boyfriend's head. Page 36.

Weird Mug Shots -- Police Photos of Weird Crime
A Florida man is arrested after being found laying drunk and naked in his front yard. See him here. Page 35.

Nicolas Cage Arrested After Weird Night Out in New Orleans
Actor Nicolas Cage was arrested in New Orleans -- and captured in one of the weirdest celebrity mug shots ever. See it all here. Page 34.

Cincinnati Reds Pitcher Mike Leake Accused of Shoplifting; 2011 Salary: $425K
Reds pitcher Mike Leake is accused of stealing t-shirts worth $60. See his mug shot here. Page 33.

Hose Job: Accused Forger Smiles, Shows a Little Tongue
A Texas woman smiles and sticks out her tongue after being accused of passing bad checks. See her in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 32.

Cops: Teacher Had Gang Bang With Five Students -- And Filmed It
It's like something out of a porn movie -- police say a Texas teacher had sex with five students at once and let them film the filthy act. Page 30.

Police Accuse Science Teacher of Intimate Sex Lessons
Police accuse a science teacher of having sex with one of his students -- one of at least FOUR Texas teachers named in scandals right now. See them all here. Page 31.

Weird Mug Shots -- Police Photos of Weird Crime
An Ohio man with

The Mercedes Did It: 'New Car Smell' Blamed in Hit-and-Run
A Morgan Stanley hedge fund manager blames

Is He Done Yet? Man Convicted in Meat-Thermometer Stabbing
Mug Shots and Police Photos: When you commit a dumb crime, you usually look the part. About.com's Buck Wolf brings you the strangest, most outrageous Funny looking mug shots and police photos. Come back for regular updates. Page 68.

Dildo-Wielding Woman Accused of Hitting Cop With Sex Toy
A woman is accused to assaulting a police officer with a dildo. See her in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 75.

Mad Man: Toothless Terror Accused in Crime Spree Makes Mug Shot History
A man with the most amazing menacing grim makes the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 73.

Police: Topless Women Had a Loaded Gun
Police find a half naked woman in a van with sex toys and a loaded gun. See her in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 72.

Willie Nelson Launches Political Movement After Arrest
Willie Nelson launches a new political party in response to his arrest on marijuana charges. Find out how you can join the

Police: Man Caught Masturbating in Theater During 'Harry Potter' Flick
Police say a South Carolina man exposed his own magic wand during a showing of

Naked Crime News: Excuse Me While I Whip This Out
Cops say a man suspected of exposing himself exposed himself while they were investigating him. See him here. See him here. Page 66.

Necrophilia Suspect: She Didn't Look Dead To Me
A man accused of having sex with a corpse says he didn't know she was dead. See him in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 64.

Naked 'King of the World' Gets Taser Treatment in Florida Keys
A naked man who claimed to be king of the world is tasered three times in Florida. See him here. Page 63.

Little Animal, Big Crime: Man Accused of Sex With Mini Horse
An Alabama man is accused of having sex with a mini horse named Ebony Ice. See him here. Page 62.

Someone Call Mongo: Florida Woman Accused of Slapping a Horse
Mug Shots and Police Photos: When you commit a dumb crime, you usually look the part. About.com's Buck Wolf brings you the strangest, most outrageous Funny looking mug shots and police photos. Come back for regular updates. Page 61.

30-Minute Special: Jury Not Enticed By Phone Sex Alibi
A Florida woman is convicted of murder despite claiming she was busy having phone sex at the time. See her here. Page 60.

Child Porn Suspect: I'm Too Old To Be Aroused By That
An 81-year-old man accused of holding a child porn collection says he's too old to be aroused by it. See him here. Page 59.

Videogame Turns Ugly: Cops Say Man Meets Teen for Sex
A 54-year-old Massachusetts man is accused of

Cops: Drunk Driver 'Fesses Up
A man accused of drunk driving tells cops he's drunk. See him here. Page 50.

Cops: Obese Shoplifter Caught in Doorway, Tasered
An obese woman in a motorized cart is accused of shoplifting - and gets tasered when police say she tried to put up a fight. See her here. Page 51.

Oops! Cops Say Man 'Accidentally' Buys Drinks for Cross-Dressers, Goes Berserk
Cops say a man bought drinks for two

Weird Mug Shots -- Police Photos of Weird Crime
Mug Shots and Police Photos: When you commit a dumb crime, you usually look the part. About.com's Buck Wolf brings you the strangest, most outrageous Funny looking mug shots and police photos. Come back for regular updates. Page 49.

Fabulous Foursome: Naked People Busted After Au Naturale Joyride
Cops get a surprise when they pull over a pickup truck in Nebraska: four people in the front, all of them naked. See the driver here. Page 46.

Star Wars Semen Spill: Police Say Man Caught Masturbating in the Toy Aisle
Police say a Florida man was caught masturbating in a Florida Walmart, using a copy of Sports Illustrated and Star Wars toys. Page 92.

The Naked Man From Naked Road
See the Naked Creek Road man who was found... naked. He picked the right place to live! Page 93.

One Stop, 18 Traffic Citations in L.I. Destruction Spree
Police say a woman in Long Island, NY went on an 11-minute destruction spree after being pulled over for traffic violations. She allegedly hit four police cars, and tried to run down cops who were chasing on foot. See her in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 90.

Costumed Flasher Acquitted in School Bus Penis Flap
A man who allegedly flashed his penis at a bus full of high school honor students got off when the jury found that the penis was part of a costume. See him in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 91.

Running Naked With the Tigers Is Not a Good Idea
Mug Shots and Police Photos: When you commit a dumb crime, you usually look the part. About.com's Buck Wolf brings you the strangest, most outrageous Funny looking mug shots and police photos. Come back for regular updates. Page 89.

The Zoophiliac Went Down to Georgia: Man in Dog-Sex Arrest
Police say they caught a Georgia man having sex with a dog in a trailer. See all the strangest zoophiliacs here in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 88.

'Moss Man' Accused in Bizarre Museum Break-In Attempt
Mug Shots and Police Photos: When you commit a dumb crime, you usually look the part. About.com's Buck Wolf brings you the strangest, most outrageous Funny looking mug shots and police photos. Come back for regular updates. Page 87.

New Defense in Bestiality Case: 'I Accidentally Molested a Horse'
Mug Shots and Police Photos: When you commit a dumb crime, you usually look the part. About.com's Buck Wolf brings you the strangest, most outrageous Funny looking mug shots and police photos. Come back for regular updates. Page 86.

Tenants: Dog-Sex Landlord Caught in the Act of Bestiality
Mug Shots and Police Photos: When you commit a dumb crime, you usually look the part. About.com's Buck Wolf brings you the strangest, most outrageous Funny looking mug shots and police photos. Come back for regular updates. Page 85.

From Weird News to Dumb Crime: 'Hiccup Girl' in Murder Arrest
The

Police: Florida Couple Ran Swingers Club in Suburban Home
A Florida couple is accused of operating an elaborate swinger's club out of a suburban home. See them in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 82.

Police: Couple Ran Sex Club in Florida Home
A Florida couple is accused of running a sex club called

The Candy Grinch: Diaper-Wearing Man Tries to Steal Halloween Treats
Mug Shots and Police Photos: When you commit a dumb crime, you usually look the part. About.com's Buck Wolf brings you the strangest, most outrageous Funny looking mug shots and police photos. Come back for regular updates. Page 80.

Dumb Crime: Sheriff's Son in 'Terror' Arrest
Police in Chattanooga, Tennessee responded to a 911 call of shots fired... but it turns out the call was a prank, and police say the prankster was the son of a local sheriff. Page 81.

I Think I Love This David Cassidy Mug Shot
David Cassidy of the

Weird Mug Shots -- Police Photos of Weird Crime
Police say a Florida man ran naked from a DUI scene then tried to kick and spit on officers. See him in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 77.

Police: Vaginal Odor Leads to Violent Attack
Police say a West Virginia woman pulled a knife on a man who wouldn't perform oral sex on her because of a smell from her vagina. See her in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 76.

Police: Breathalyzer Man Flunks Breathalyzer
A Nebraska teen is accused of drunk driving... while dressed as a breathalyzer device. See him and other dumb accused criminals in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 79.

Toilet Intruder: Potty 'Clown' Accused in Burglary
Police say a man in a clown mask robbed a woman on her toilet at 2 a.m. See him in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 74.

Skinny Inmate Literally Slips Through the Cracks
Mug Shots and Police Photos: When you commit a dumb crime, you usually look the part. About.com's Buck Wolf brings you the strangest, most outrageous Funny looking mug shots and police photos. Come back for regular updates. Page 71.

Police: Man Turned Sex Toy Into Explosive Device
A man is accused of creating an exploding sex toy... and planning to give it to an ex-girlfriend. And he looks like Kenny Powers. See him here. Page 65.

Alleged Burglar Caught With His Pants Down at Porn Computer
Cops say they caught a would-be burglar with his pants down... literally, in front of a computer showing porn. See him here. Page 54.

Weirdo Ex-Police Chief in Gender-Bender Kiddie Porn Arrest
Police say former police chief Michael Meissner posed as a woman to get teenage boys to send him nude photos of themselves... and now we have a photo of him. A mug shot. Page 211.

Homeless Man in Nude Laundry Shame
Police say a homeless man in East Naples, Florida, was sitting outside a laundromat pants-free, drinking... because the pants were in the wash. Check out his mug shot in our Hall of Shame. Page 209.

Nabbed by Nude Senior
What's more startling: Being disturbed by an intruder, or being an intruder and coming across a naked 91-year-old man with a gun? We have the mug shot of the man caught in the act by a naked WWII vet. Page 210.

Weirdest of All Weird Crimes: Police Name Teens in Hotel Pool Poop Attack
Two teens are accused of throwing their poop around in a hotel pool. See them in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 112.

Police: Pit Bull Sex Attacker Knew He Had a Bestiality Problem
Police say a man had sex with a pit bull... then told his parole officer about it. And the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame gained a new entry. Page 114.

The Wedding Basher: Police Say Woman Got Drunk and Violent
Police in Florida say a woman got drunk and violent at her brother's wedding, and began fighting with nearly everyone. Page 111.

Weird Crime Gross Out: Hotel Pool Poop Attack
Mug Shots and Police Photos: When you commit a dumb crime, you usually look the part. About.com's Buck Wolf brings you the strangest, most outrageous Funny looking mug shots and police photos. Come back for regular updates. Page 113.

Amish Sex Crimes: Incest & Pedophilia Down on the Farm
An Amish man is accused in a wide range of sex crimes, from incest to child molestation... proving that you don't need computers or even electricity to be accused of these crimes. See his Amish mug shot in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 104.

Drug Snatch: Woman Accused of Hiding Meds in Her Vagina
A Florida inmate is accused of hiding drugs in her vagina after guards noticed a bag fall from her crotch at shower time. See her unforgettable photo in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 103.

Goofy Crimes: Men Arrested in Fake Disney Ticket Sting
From the Goofy Crimes Files: Police arrested six men for allegedly selling fake tickets to Walt Disney World, Universal Studios and SeaWorld. See all of the suspects in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 107.

Goofy Crimes: Division Men Arrested Selling Phony Disney Tickets
From the Goofy Crimes Files: Police arrested six men for allegedly selling fake theme park tickets to Walt Disney World, Universal Studios and SeaWorld. See them here in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 106.

Goofy Crimes: Men Arrested Selling Fake Disney, Universal & SeaWorld Tickets
From the Dopey Crimes Division: Police arrested six men for allegedly selling fake tickets to Walt Disney World, Universal Studios and SeaWorld. See them all in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 109.

Dopey Crimes: Men Arrested Selling Fake Disney & Universal Tickets
From the Goofy Crimes Files: Police arrested six men for allegedly selling fake tickets to the Walt Disney World, Universal Studios and SeaWorld theme parks. See all of the Dopey suspects in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 110.

Goofy Crimes: Men Arrested Selling Fake Disney Tickets
From the Goofy Crimes Files: Police arrested six men for allegedly selling fake tickets to Walt Disney World, Universal Studios and SeaWorld. See them all in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 105.

Goofy Crimes: Six Men Arrested Selling Fake Disney, Universal Tickets
From the Goofy Crimes Files: Police arrested six men for allegedly selling fake tickets to Walt Disney World, Universal Studios and SeaWorld. See all of the suspects in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 108.

The Happy Fugitive's Obstructionist Uncle
A West Virginia man appears amused at his own arrest. His uncles arrested with him? Not so much. See them all in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 101.

The Happy Fugitive's Other Uncle
A West Virginia man appears amused at his own arrest. His uncles arrested with him? Not so much. See them all in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 102.

World's Happiest Fugitive: Man Smiles for His Own Mug Shot
A West Virginia man is so amused by his own arrested that he's caught smiling in his mug shot. See him in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 100.

Real-Life Frankenstein -- Ohio Police Arrest Real-Life Frankenstein (Mug Shot)
Real life Frankenstein Arrested: Police in Anderson Township, Ohio, cuffed a man with a gash on his forehead who happens to be named Forrest V. Frankenstein Jr. after an incident at a Toby Keith Concert. Page 99.

Mom Arrested After Kids Found Living in the Trash
A South Carolina woman is arrested when her kids are found living in a house full of trash. See her and other accused dumb criminals in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 98.

"Maggots Ate My Wife!" -- Cincinnati Man Charged in Neglect Death
A Cincinnati man is accused of letting maggots eat his wife to death. See his mug shot in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 96.

Trickle-Down Crimefighting: Stimulus Helps Solve Cold Case
A federal stimulus grant helped police solve a 22-year-old murder case. See his mug shot in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 97.

Naked Cab Grab: Police Say Woman Tears Off Clothes, Steals Car
A Louisiana woman is accused of taking off her clothes and trying to steal taxi. See her photo in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 95.

Man Charged in Bizarre "Kitty Penitentiary" Cat Abuse Case
Police say a Florida man shot a cat 30 times with a BB gun, locked it into a

Couple Robs Wedding Chapel
Mug Shots and Police Photos: When you commit a dumb crime, you usually look the part. About.com's Buck Wolf brings you the strangest, most outrageous Funny looking mug shots and police photos. Come back for regular updates. Page 199.

Man Propositions Daughter Online
A Pennsylvania man is accused of signing up for Facebook in order to meet his own daughter... and described sex acts to her. See the mug shot here, and other stores of the world's most bizarre true crime. Page 197.