Weird News Sitemap - Page 4 2014-07-21

Washing the Placenta
Before you cook the placenta, you have to wash it. See it happen here. Page 2.

Afterbirth Pills: Preparing a Placenta for Consumption
Lisa Fortin, the founder of Placenta Healing Arts in Brooklyn, takes us through the process of encapsulating a placenta -- turning the afterbirth from a gooey, bloody discharge into a pill that looks like any other nutritional supplement.

Meet the World's Shortest Man Junrey Balawing
There's a big new name for little and it's Junrey Balawing, who has taken the crown as the world's shortest man. Meet the 23.5-inch-tall wonder right here.

He Pingping: One-Time Wonder Was Just Under 30 Inches Tall
The new world's shortest man six inches shorter than one of the recent record holders. Page 10.

New World's Shortest Man Is Little and Light
The new world's shortest man isn't just little... he's also light. Find out more here. Page 2.

What's Taller than a Coke Bottle? The World's Shortest Man
The world's shortest man Junrey Balawing shows just how little he is. See how he measures up here. Page 3.

Junrey Balawing Shows Off His New Title as World's Shortest Man
Junrey Balawing shows off his new title: world's shortest man. Find out more here. Page 4.

World's Shortest Man Junrey Balawing Shows His Stature
Most kids grow up playing soccer. Junrey Balawing probably wondered if the ball would knock him down. See how the world's shortest man measures up to a soccer ball here. Page 5.

World's Shortest Man Junrey Balawing vs. A Chicken
It's can't be easy to be shorter than a chicken. See more here. Page 6.

The Baby of the Family is a Baby-Sized Man
The baby of the family just so happens to be the littlest man in the world -- a baby-sized man. See him here. Page 7.

World's Shortest Family Man
See the new world's shortest man with his family here. Page 8.

World's Shortest Man Can Be Held Like a Baby
The world's shortest man is so small he can be held like a baby. Page 9.

Ring Out the Old: Christmas Ornaments Celebrate Failed Relationships
Forget that

Sexy Way to Celebrate: One Guess What This 'Love Mattress' Was Built For
Forget waking up on Christmas morning... if you have this mattress, you might never get to sleep in the first place. Page 10.

Thunderwear That's Fun to Wear: Undies for Gun Runners & Joggers
It's the perfect present for any pistol-toting joggers in your life, or anyone else who feels the need to conceal and carry at all times: Underwear with a holster. Page 11.

See the Future With Japanese Comics
The most unpredictable gift to give the fan of Japanese comics in your life. Page 12.

Political Action Figures From 'Witchy' Christine O'Donnell & Schoolgirl Sarah Palin to Naked Spy Anna Chapman
Christine O'Donnell says she's not a witch. An action figure of her dressed as a witch says otherwise. Also available: schoolgirl Sarah Palin and naked Russian spy Anna Chapman. Page 13.

Dreaming of a Nude Christmas: A Bear in Its Birthday Suit
It's not your

Stinkin' Up the Holidays: Deodorant for Your Bathroom
This holiday season, spread the scent of Christmas cheer with a bathroom scent that can chase away the not-so-happy holiday smells. Page 3.

Enter If You Dare: Give Ripley's for Christmas
Give the gift of freakery: See the world's most famous sideshow acts and weird-but-true

Have You Seen This Missing Unicorn?
Celebrate the last great unicorn hunt with a T-shirt of the poster that started it all. Page 5.

Drink Your Bacon: New Soda Puts Pork Into the Pop
Want to drink some bacon this holiday season? Now you can with a new bacon-flavored soda... or give it as a gift to a friend or enemy. Page 6.

No More Fumbling! French Create Easy-to-Remove Magnetic Bras and Panties
The French invent lingerie held together with magnets. Call it the ultimate Christmas present for the lady in your life. Page 7.

Dinosaur Poop Watch Runs Like... Well...
Don't just give any timepiece this holiday season... give a very expensive one that literally runs like crap. Dinosaur crap. Page 8.

Burnt Offerings: Have Jesus for Breakfast With Toasty Tribute
What better way to celebrate the birth of Jesus than a toaster that leaves his browned image in bread? Page 9.

'King Neptune' Takes Charge of German Winter Swim Tradition
Around the world, crazy people mark the holidays and New Year by tearing off their clothes and jumping into freezing water. See it all here. Page 15.

Foodscapes: London Skyline Made of Food
You've never seen London from this angle before! The British capital has been recreated in fruit and veggies -- and we have the spectacular photo here.

Dutch Girls Take Winter North Sea Plunge
See slim, hardy Dutch girls don bikinis and jump into the North Sea... in winter.

Christmas Swim in the Chilly Open Waters off Spain
What kind of crazies would jump into the open waters of Barcelona Harbor in winter? See them here! Page 10.

Boxing Day Dip in Tenby
Bikini girls take the plunge at the annual Boxing Day dip in Tenby in the United Kingdom. See it all here. Page 11.

A Fairy Man Takes a Winter Plunge in Britain
A man dressed as a fairy takes part in an annual dip in the frozen waters of Tenby in the United Kingdom. Page 12.

The World's Nakedest Reindeer Man
Here's a sight you'll never forget: A nearly naked man in the world's most revealing reindeer costume, taking a frozen dip in the winter waters of Great Britain. Page 13.

Frozen Fraulein: Bikini Girl in Berlin Winter Plunge
Call her the frozen fraulein: A German woman takes a wintery plunge as part of an icy holiday tradition. Page 14.

Ushering In 2011 With Freezing Swim
More than 10,000 ushered in 2011 with a traditional leap into the frozen North Sea in the Netherlands. Page 2.

Loony Dook: Girl Goes Blue for New Year
A Scottish girl in a bra goes blue for the New Year with a jump into the frozen waters. See her and more here. Page 3.

Loony Dook Girl Screams the Cold Away
A Scottish girl screams as she takes a polar plunger for the New Year. Page 4.

Where's Waldo? He's in the Frozen Waters of the Loony Dook Celebration!
A sextet of frozen celebrants mark Loony Dook with a frozen plunge in Scottish waters. See them here. Page 5.

Corset, Fishnet & a 'Loony' Polar Plunge in Scotland
Girls in corsets and fishnets enter the frozen waters of Scotland as part of the Loony Dook celebration. Page 6.

Coney Island Baby: Bikini Girl in Frozen Plunge
A bikini girl takes a frozen leap as part of an annual tradition at Coney Island, New York. Page 7.

Oil-Smeared 'BP Workers' in Coney Island Polar Bear Plunge
I think I see some naked people in the background of this pic of the annual Coney Island Polar Bear plunge. See for yourself here. Page 8.

Coconut Shell Bra at the Polar Bear Plunge
A woman in what appears to be little more than a pair of coconut shells celebrates the New Year with a leap into the frozen waters of Brooklyn. See her and other nearly naked revelers around the world here. Page 9.

Stormtrooper vs. Kangaroo
Who would win in a fight between a stormtrooper and a kangaroo? Page 6.

Is That a Pom-Pom In Your Butt Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
A streaker invades the Kraft Hunger Bowl in 2011. See it here. Page 10.

Fully Clothed Streaker Interrupts Nude Rugby Match
How do you streak at a nude event? Wear clothes! See it all here. Page 4.

Golf Streaker's Monkey Penis
Hey, it's not the size of the trunk... but how you pack your junk. See the streaker with a monkey over his penis. Page 5.

Naked & Leaping for Cricket Joy
A streaker invades pitch and leaps the stumps during a cricket match between Somerset and Durham in Taunton, England. See it all here. Page 6.

'Borat' Streaker Interrupts Cricket Match
A 'Borat' streaker interrupts the cricket match between Sussex and Australia in Hove, England. See it happen here! Page 7.

Naked Man Grab: Streaker Nabbed at England-Australia Cricket Match
Well... this certainly looks awkward. But if you're going to flash a cricket match, this is certainly a risk. See a streaker nabbed in England. Page 8.

Thong-Wearing Streaker Dodges Security
Armed with little more than tiny briefs and sneakers, a streaker tries to evade a well-dressed security agent at a Premier League soccer match. See it here. Page 9.

Anti-Gravity: Upside Down Streaker Invades Liverpool Soccer Match
A naked man runs out onto the pitch and stands on his head in Liverpool. See the effects of gravity here. Page 11.

Stormtrooper Walks Across Australia
A Star Wars fan in a stormtrooper costume is walking the 2,500 miles between Perth and Sydney Australia.

Stormtrooper Calls for Collections
tormtrooper Jacob French is walking some 2,500 miles across Australia -- and along the way, he's raising money for the Starlight Foundation. See him here. Page 2.

Stormtrooper Kids Around
A man dressed as a stormtrooper as he walks across Australia stops to speak with a child. See him here. Page 3.

Stormtrooper Unmasked
A man dressed as a stormtrooper is walking across Australia. Find out why in this special gallery. Page 4.

Stormtrooper's March to the Death Star
Jacob French is walking across Australia dressed as a stormtrooper. Find out why here. Page 5.

Soccer Players to Naked Man: Don't Touch Me!
Soccer players try to avoid being touched by a nearly nude man during a recent match. See it all here. Page 4.

Taunted Streaker Flashes His Tongue
See a streaker invade a soccer pitch, confront the players and then stick his tongue out here. Page 5.

Top Streaker: Nana Said Not To... But He Did It Anyway
See the streaker who scrawled

Streaker Bends Over at Australia-England Cricket Match
A streaker invades an Aussie-England cricket match and steals a bail... then he bends over for the crowd. Page 2.

Dog Show Streaker Uses Kitty to Cover Up
A streaker at a dog show uses a kitty to cover up his privates... see it all here. Page 3.

Joba-mania Runs Too Wild
Remember the

Dwight Doc Gooden: A Career of Highs and Lows
When Dwight

Tony LaRussa: Asleep at the Wheel
Tony LaRussa never played in the World Series... but he managed five teams in the Fall Classic, and won twice. None of the counted the night he was pulled over in Florida... see his mug shot and read about more baseball bad boys in our special World Series Edition of the Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 7.

Jim Leyritz: "The King" Accused in Fatal Crash
Jim Leyrtiz hit one of the most memorable World Series home runs in New York Yankees history... but now, he's persona non grata -- and as the 2009 post season began, he was seen at a folding table across the street from Yankee Stadium charging $5 for a photo. Leyrtiz was blamed for a tragic accident in Florida that led to the death of the other driver. Police blamed Leyritz. See his mug shot and read about more baseball bad boys in our special World Series Edition of the Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 8.

Brett Myers Arrested, Accused of Wife Beating
Brett Myers is the only Phillies pitcher to lose a game in the 2008 World Series. He's also the only 2009 Philadelphia ballplayer in our World Series Mug Shot Hall of Shame. See him and other baseball bad boys in our special gallery. Page 9.

Kirby Puckett: The Fall of a Minnesota Twins Icon
Kirby Puckett was the hero of the 1991 World Series and became a Minnesota baseball icon. But he was also accused of groping a woman in a restaurant bathroom. Read the rest of the story, see his mug shot and meet other baseball bad boys in our World Series Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 10.

Kenny Rogers: The Gambler Gets Arrested in Cameraman Attack
Kenny Rogers has appeared in two World Series -- once on the winning side. But he's also appeared in a police station to pose for a picture you won't find on a baseball card. Rogers was arrested for a bizarre attack on a cameraman that was caught on tape... see his mug shot and meet other baseball bad boys in our World Series edition of the Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 11.

Deion Sanders: No Fishin' for Two-Sport Star
Deion Sanders was a certified star in two sports: baseball and football. He also had his share of run-ins with the law. See his mug shot and find out more in our World Series Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 12.

Honorable Mentions: From Manny Ramirez to Dave Stewart
The World Series has featured plenty of heroes... and a few who turned into Zeros. See them in our World Series edition of the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 15.

Darryl Strawberry: Troubled Times for Talented Slugger
Scouts who saw young Darryl Strawberry were convinced they were witnessing the birth of a future legend. Although Strawberry would ultimately play in three World Series (1986, 1996 and 1999), he fell far short of his potential after fighting off problems with drugs and money. See his mug shot in our special World Series edition of the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 13.

Dontrelle Willis in DUI Bust
Dontrelle Willis has a World Series ring as a member of the 2003 Marlins. But he also has a police record. See him and others in the World Series edition of the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 14.

Thong-Wearing Streaker Dodges Security
A streaker disrupts the action between the Birmingham City and Aston Villa Premier League match. See it all unfold here!

Streaker Goes Face-to-Face With Liam Ridgewell
A streaker confronts Birmingham's Liam Ridgewell during a recent match. See it all unfold here. Page 2.

Streaker Makes His Way Past the Net
Soccer plays line up to avoid being touched by a nearly nude streaker during a soccer match between Birmingham and Aston Villa. See it all here. Page 3.

Wally Backman: Manager for Four Days
Wally Backman hit .333 and scored four runs in the 1986 World Series as the New York Mets beat the Boston Red Sox. Backman played until 1993, and on Nov. 1, 2004 was hired to manage the Arizona Diamondbacks. Four days later, he was fired as his own ghosts came out to haunt him: Backman had been arrested in 2000 on DWI charges, and in 2001 on charges of assaulting his wife. See his mug shot and read about more baseball bad boys in our special World Series Edition of the Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 2.

The Tragic Tale of Ken Caminiti
Ken Caminiti had everything a ballplayer could want: three Gold Gloves, three All-Star Game appearances, an MVP award that he says he won while on steroids and, in 1998, a World Series appearance. He also fought a lifelong battle with drugs and alcohol -- one that would ultimately claim his life. See his mug shot and read about more baseball bad boys in our special World Series Edition of the Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 3.

The Godfather of Steroids: Jose Canseco's Arrest Record
Jose Canseco had as colorful a career as any ballplayer: he won the Rookie of the Year Award in 1986, Most Valuable Player in 1988 and was on two World Series champion teams. Canseco was also a devout believer in the power of steroids to make a better athlete -- regardless of the rules. He was also in trouble with the law... repeatedly. See his mug shot and read about more baseball bad boys in our special World Series Edition of the Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 4.

Oral Stimulation at the Air Sex World Championships
It's time to celebrate sex as men and women gather to simulate their favorite acts and positions in the Air Sex World Championships. Forget those guitars and strum along to my special photo feature.

Yeah Boy! Feds Say Flavor Flav Owes $183K
Flavor Flav has been a rapper... TV star... and chicken joint entrepreneur. But he's also an accused tax cheat: California went after him in 2009, saying he owed $183,000. Page 13.

Bounty on the Dog: Feds Say Duane Chapman Owes
Dog the Bounty Hunter Duane Chapman may be known for going after bail jumpers... but the IRS put him in the doghouse in 2009. The feds said Chapman owed more than $2 million. Page 14.

California Say Burt Reynolds is a Tax Bandit
Burt Reynolds played Bandit in

Buster Keaton: Hollywood's Tax-Evading Pioneer
It's not just today's stars that get in trouble with the taxman. Film legend Buster Keaton owed $28,000 to the IRS back in 1928 -- making him a true Hollywood pioneer. Page 16.

Going Off the Rails on a Crazy Train: Ozzy, Sharon Osbourne Facing Tax Troubles
The feds say Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne owe more than $1.7 million on taxes -- and have threatened to foreclose on one of the famous couple's many homes.

Marc Anthony's Constant Tax Troubles
He can sing... he can act... he can owe millions in back taxes: In 2010, New York State said Anthony owed $3.4 million -- and back in 2007, he got a $2.5 million tax bill. Page 10.

Lil' Kim's Big Tax Bill
Lil' Kim got some pretty big bills: In 2009, she was hit with tax liens totaling nearly $1 million -- including $12,599 to the state of New York, $4,089 to California and $916,982 to New Jersey. Page 11.

Joe Francis: Tax Bills Gone Wild
The IRS says Joe Francis, the mastermind behind the

California: Pamela Anderson Owes Us Tax Money
Pamela Anderson may be a

Khloe Kardashian's $18K Tax Debt
Don't try to keep up with the Kardashians at tax time: The state of California put a lien on Khloe's home in 2010 over an $18K tax bebt. Page 3.

Survivor Champ Richard Hatch Survives Prison Over Tax Debt
Richard Hatch may have won

Willie Nelson: Poster Child for Tax Troubles
Willie Nelson may be America's poster boy for tax problems after being billed nearly $17 million for unpaid taxes (along with fees and penalties) in the early 1990s. Page 5.

Wesley Snipes: Tax Troubles Send 'Blade' to Prison
Wesley Snipes sliced his way through vampires in

Rob Lowe's High Tax Bill
Rob Lowe was one of the first celebrities to

Tax Troubles: Nicolas Cage Owes Uncle Sam a National Treasure
The feds say Nicolas Cage owes them a national treasure: more than $13 million. Page 8.

Martha Stewart's Tax Troubles
Before Martha Stewart was in trouble for insider trading, she was in trouble for tax evasion - New York State said she owed $220,000. Page 9.

Lady Gaga: Part Motorcycle on 'Born This Way' Cover
What the heck is that? Lady Gaga unveiled the cover of her upcoming disc, 'Born This Way,' which depicts her as part-human, part-motorcycle. A Gagacycle? A Motortaur? See it here, and decide for yourself. Page 13.

Lady Gaga's Kinky Nun Sex Fantasy
Lady Gaga shows off what could be her kinkiest costume yet: A see-through nun outfit with crosses covering her nipples. See it up close here!

Lady Gaga on the Runway
Lady Gaga is more than a singer -- she's also done her time on the runway as one of the world's most unique fashion models. Page 10.

Lady Gaga Shows Her Love for Japan... And Monsters
Lady Gaga just loves Japan. And its monsters. See her show off a special message as she arrives in the nation. Page 11.

Monster Hatchling: Lady Gaga Emerges From a Giant Egg
Lady Gaga pops out of an egg for her 2011 Grammy performance. See it here. Page 12.

Flipping the Bird: Lady Gaga Gives the Finger at a Mets Game
Lady Gaga gives photographers the finger during at Mets game at Citi Field in New York. Page 2.

Lady Gaga Brings Nearly Nude Bra and Panty Act to Yankee Stadium
Lady Gaga gave Yankee fans something to look at: Her bra and panties at Yankee Stadium. See it here. Page 3.

Lady Gaga Bares the Other Cheek, Shows Some Butt
Lady Gaga loves to show her butt off. See it in all it's glory here. Page 4.

Lady Gaga Shows Off Her Butt at a Plastic Ono Band Concert
Lady Gaga wore a butt-revealing outfit to her gig with the Plastic Ono Band. See both cheeks here. Page 5.

Lady Gaga Bears Her Bra on the 'Today' Show
Lady Gaga isn't shy about showing her bod. She'll show just about anything -- even on national TV when she stripped down to her bra on

Lady Gaga: Meet My Meat (Dress)
Lady Gaga turned heads -- and gave butchers some work -- when she showed up at the MTV Music Awards in a dress made of meat. Page 7.

Lady Gaga Meets the Queen of England
Lady Gaga doesn't even tone it down in the presence of royalty. See what she wore to meet the Queen of England here. Page 8.

Lady Gaga's Purple Fantasy
Lady Gaga showed off her alt cred by taking part in Lollapalooza. See her incredible purple costume here. Page 9.

Of Megadeth & Mordor: Rick 'Rooster' Santorum's Weird Journey to Presidential Politics
On the face of it, you might think there's not a lot weird about Rick Santorum. But it turns out, he's every bit as weird as the rest of us -- and then some. Find out more here.

Rick 'Rooster' Santorum Knows How to Chug a Beer
Rick Santorum's college pals say he knew how to chug a beer: just open your throat. Find out more here. Page 2.

Rick Santorum Knows More About Professional Wrestling Than You Do
Before Rick Santorum entered politics, he had a unique job: representing the wrestling company WWE. Page 3.

Rick Santorum's Strange Endorsement from Megadeth's Dave Mustaine
Not every presidential candidate can claim an endorsement from a heavy metal legend. Rick Santorum can. Page 4.

Rick Santorum's Weird Understanding of Kim Jong Il
Rick Santorum claimed to know what made Kim Jong Il tick: NBA basketball. Page 5.

Rick Santorum and the 'Eye of Mordor'
Is Rick Santorum a closeted

What's Up With Rick Santorum's Sweater Vests?
Why does Rick Santorum love sweater vests so much? Page 7.

Rick Santorum's Weird War With Google
Find out why Rick Santorum is mad at Google. Page 8.

Nail Comes Out of Albert Cadabra's Nose
See a six-inch nail slide right out of Albert Cadabra's nose. Page 3.

Albert Cadabra Escapes a Straitjacket
It was impressive when Harry Houdini did it... and it still amazes people today: The straitjacket escape. See it here. Page 4.

What Happens When You Stick Your Tongue in a Fan?
Mom always said to never, ever stick your tongue in a fan... so don't try this one at home. See what happens when sideshow artist Albert Cadabra sticks his tongue in a metal fan. Page 5.

Albert in Chains: Escape Artist Works His Magic
No chains can hold Albert Cadabra. See the escape artist work his magic here. Page 6.

Crotch of Steel: Albert Cadabra Gets Hammered
Ever see a main get a cinder block to the groin... and live to tell the tale? See Albert Cadabra do just that here. Page 7.

Human Power Circuit: Albert Cadabra Gets Burned & Electrocuted
Know what 2,000 volts of electricity feels like? Albert Cadabra does. See him here. Page 8.

Smoking the Wrong End of the Cigar
Albert Cadabra puts a cigar out the freak way: on his tongue. Page 9.

Sand Sculpture: Alice and the Caterpillar
An Australian sand sculptor puts her on spin on

Sand Sculpture: The Enchanted Garden
See an

Sand Sculpture: A Closer Look
It looks like something out of

Sand Sculpture: The Hive
This one resembles a Venus Flytrap, or Audrey II from

Sand Sculpture: Bee Boy in The Hive
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Sand Sculpture: The Beatles Meet the Beetles
The Beatles Meet the

Sand Sculpture: Little Miss Muffet
Meet

Sand Sculpture: Frogs Galore
Sand sculptors from around the world are going buggy at a new exhibition Down Under. The Creepy Crawlies Sand Sculpting Exhibition features some of the top creators of beach art putting their own spin on insects. See the best here. Page 8.

Albert Cadabra swallows a balloon.
Anyone can swallow a sword. See Albert Cadabra swallow a balloon without popping it.

Albert Cadabra Hammers a Nail Into His Nose
Albert Cadabra nails it... by hammering a nail into his nose. See it here. Page 2.

Victim in Miami 'Zombie' Face-Eating Attack Revealed
See the man who was the victim of the alleged 'zombie' style face-eating attack in Miami. Page 6.

Face-Eating 'Zombie' Caught in Miami
A Miami man is accused of literally eating the face off another man in an attack being compared to a zombie rampage. Page 5.

Don't Mess With This Woman's Daughter on Facebook
A woman is accused of choking a teenage boy who allegedly posted nasty remarks on Facebook about the woman's daughter. Page 4.

Man Accused of Biting the Lips Off a Kitten
A Florida man is accused of biting the lips off a kitten and killing another kitten. Page 3.

Porn Actor Accused in Grisly Murder and Mailing Body Parts
A Canadian porn actor is accused of killing a man, chopping up the body and mailing parts around the country. Page 2.

Riding the Highway: Woman Accused of Masturbating in Traffic
A woman is accused of masturbating in full view of motorists along a Florida highway.

Stupid 911 Call: I Need a Ride to Get Booze!
A Florida man is accused of calling 911 repeatedly to ask for a ride to the liquor store. See his dumb mug shot in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 10.

Radical Vegan Arson Suspect Has Mug Shot of the Year
An early candidate for Mug Shot of the Year and even Mug Shot of the Century -- see the bizarre extreme body art on this vegan arson suspect Walter Bond. Page 11.

Animal Sex Tales: Man Accused of Raping 'Christie Brinkley' Dog
A Florida man is accused of having sex with Christie Brinkley... not the 80s supermodel and former wife of Billy Joel, but a Great Dane with the same name. See him in the bestiality wing of the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 12.

Puke City: Philly Fan Accused of Intentionally Vomiting on Young Girl
A Phillies fan is accused of intentionally puking on an 11-year-old girl at a baseball game. See him and other losers in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 13.

Horny Man in Sex Arrest
Sometimes, it's not hard to pick your suspect out of the police lineup. Police arrested Jason James Hughes, who has a tattoo of horns on his forehead and a bloody cleaver on his neck, for allegedly having sexual contact with a 13-year-old at his Cedar Springs, Mich., apartment last month. See his unusual photo in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 14.

'Vampyre King' Will Rule From Prison
It looks like human law is more powerful than

Alleged Amish Sex Crimes: Incest & Pedophilia Down on the Farm
An Amish man is accused in a wide range of sex crimes, from incest to child molestation... proving that you don't need computers or even electricity to be accused of these crimes. See his Amish mug shot in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 9.

Police: Vaginal Odor Leads to Violent Attack
Police say a West Virginia woman pulled a knife on a man who wouldn't perform oral sex on her because of a smell from her vagina. See her in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 2.

Police: Breathalyzer Man Flunks Breathalyzer
A Nebraska teen is accused of drunk driving... while dressed as a breathalyzer device. See him and other dumb accused criminals in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 3.

'Moss Man' Accused in Bizarre Museum Break-In Attempt
In what has to be one of the strangest images here in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame, an Oregon man was arrested in what can only be described as a mossy costume. See him here. Page 4.

The Zoophiliac Went Down to Georgia: Man in Dog-Sex Arrest
Police say they caught a Georgia man having sex with a dog in a trailer. See all the strangest zoophiliacs here in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 5.

Star Wars Semen Spill: Police Say Man Caught Masturbating in the Toy Aisle
Police say a Florida man was caught masturbating in a Florida Walmart, using a copy of Sports Illustrated and Star Wars toys. Page 6.

Drug Snatch: Woman Accused of Hiding Meds in Her Vagina
A Florida inmate is accused of hiding drugs in her vagina after guards noticed a bag fall from her crotch at shower time. See her unforgettable photo in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 7.

The Wedding Basher: Police Say Woman Got Drunk and Violent
Police in Florida say a woman got drunk and violent at her brother's wedding, and began fighting with nearly everyone. Page 8.

World's Greatest Drunk Driving Mug Shot
See the world's greatest drunk driving mug shot here. Page 10.

'Genius' Accused of Beating Pregnant Woman With a Handgun
An Ohio man with

Mad Man: Toothless Terror Accused in Crime Spree Makes Mug Shot History
A man with the most amazing menacing grin makes the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame.

Animal Sex Tales: Man Accused of Raping 'Christie Brinkley' Dog
A Florida man is accused of having sex with Christie Brinkley... not the 80s supermodel and former wife of Billy Joel, but a Great Dane with the same name. See him in the bestiality wing of the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 13.

Puke City: Philly Fan Accused of Intentionally Vomiting on Young Girl
A Phillies fan is accused of intentionally puking on an 11-year-old girl at a baseball game. See him and other losers in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 14.

Horny Man in Sex Arrest
Sometimes, it's not hard to pick your suspect out of the police lineup. Police arrested Jason James Hughes, who has a tattoo of horns on his forehead and a bloody cleaver on his neck, for allegedly having sexual contact with a 13-year-old at his Cedar Springs, Mich., apartment last month. See his unusual photo in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 15.

Mad Man: Toothless Terror Accused in Crime Spree Makes Mug Shot History
A man with the most amazing menacing grin makes the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame.

Decorated Arsonist: Is Anyone Intimidated By Vegan Body Art?
Inmates are known for their intimidating body art... but the word

Man Arrested in "Biohazardous" Pillow Assault
When is a pillow not a pillow? When it's a biohazard. Police say when a Florida man with several infections threw his pillow, he was attacking them with biohazardous material. See the man and other strange mug shots in our Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 3.

Marked Men - Mug Shots of Men in Magic Marker Masks
Marked Men: Police in Carroll, Iowa, received a call that two men with painted faces tried to break into an apartment Oct. 23. Officers soon found Matthew McNelly, left, and Joey Miller, right, who had apparently tried to cover their faces with permanent black marker. The pair face burglary charges. Page 4.

World's Dumbest 911 Call
A Florida man reportedly called 911 and claimed that people were shooting at him. But police say he really just wanted a ride... to a bar. See him and other accused dummies in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 5.

'Mummy' Mug Shot in Deadly DWI Incident
No, it's not the mummy... just another accused drunk driver. See one of the strangest police mug shots in our Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 6.

Horny Man in Sex Arrest
Sometimes, it's not hard to pick your suspect out of the police lineup. Police arrested Jason James Hughes, who has a tattoo of horns on his forehead and a bloody cleaver on his neck, for allegedly having sexual contact with a 13-year-old at his Cedar Springs, Mich., apartment last month. See his unusual photo in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 7.

Mom, Daughter Brawl Over Man
What should a mother and daughter do when they both want the same man? Fight, fight, fight! See the mug shots here. Page 8.

Alleged Amish Sex Crimes: Incest & Pedophilia Down on the Farm
An Amish man is accused in a wide range of sex crimes, from incest to child molestation... proving that you don't need computers or even electricity to be accused of these crimes. See his Amish mug shot in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 10.

Stupid 911 Call: I Need a Ride to Get Booze!
A Florida man is accused of calling 911 repeatedly to ask for a ride to the liquor store. See his dumb mug shot in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 11.

Radical Vegan Arson Suspect Has Mug Shot of the Year
An early candidate for Mug Shot of the Year and even Mug Shot of the Century -- see the bizarre extreme body art on this vegan arson suspect Walter Bond. Page 12.

Mad Man: Toothless Terror Accused in Crime Spree Makes Mug Shot History
A man with the most amazing menacing grin makes the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 2.

Police: Vaginal Odor Leads to Violent Attack
Police say a West Virginia woman pulled a knife on a man who wouldn't perform oral sex on her because of a smell from her vagina. See her in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 3.

Police: Breathalyzer Man Flunks Breathalyzer
A Nebraska teen is accused of drunk driving... while dressed as a breathalyzer device. See him and other dumb accused criminals in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 4.

'Moss Man' Accused in Bizarre Museum Break-In Attempt
In what has to be one of the strangest images here in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame, an Oregon man was arrested in what can only be described as a mossy costume. See him here. Page 5.

The Zoophiliac Went Down to Georgia: Man in Dog-Sex Arrest
Police say they caught a Georgia man having sex with a dog in a trailer. See all the strangest zoophiliacs here in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 6.

Star Wars Semen Spill: Police Say Man Caught Masturbating in the Toy Aisle
Police say a Florida man was caught masturbating in a Florida Walmart, using a copy of Sports Illustrated and Star Wars toys. Page 7.

Drug Snatch: Woman Accused of Hiding Meds in Her Vagina
A Florida inmate is accused of hiding drugs in her vagina after guards noticed a bag fall from her crotch at shower time. See her unforgettable photo in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 8.

The Wedding Basher: Police Say Woman Got Drunk and Violent
Police in Florida say a woman got drunk and violent at her brother's wedding, and began fighting with nearly everyone. Page 9.

Willie Nelson Launches Political Movement After Arrest
Willie Nelson is arrested for pot possession -- and uses it to launch a new political movement.

'Vampire Diaries' Star Nina Dobrev in Flashing Bust
Five stars of the TV show

I Think I Love This David Cassidy Mug Shot
David Cassidy of the

Lindsay Lohan's Prison Mug Shot
See Lindsay Lohan in prison orange and other bizarre mug shots in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 4.

Mel Gibson's DUI Arrest & Anti-Semitic Tirade
Mel Gibson is all kinds of crazy -- but had a surprisingly handsome mug shot. See it here. Page 5.

'Burn Notice' Star in DUI Arrest
'Burn Notice' star Jeffrey Donovan was accused of drunk driving... but plead guilty to reckless driving. See his mug shot here in the Weird Celebrity Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 6.

Actor Rip Torn Arrested After Bank Break-In
Actor Elmore

O Come, All Ye Crazies: Attack of the Flying Christmas Tree
A Connecticut woman is accused of throwing a Christmas tree at her father during a drunken holiday dustup that resulted in one memorable mug shot.

Lawrence Taylor "LT" In Trouble With the Law... Again
New York Giants great Lawrence Taylor is in trouble with the law again. See his police mug shot and find out why here. Page 8.

'Diaper Lady' Shuttle Astronaut Strikes Plea Deal in Love Triangle Attack
The former astronaut who's diaper-clad road trip to confront a love rival has reached a plea deal. See her famously strange mug shot and so much more in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. Page 9.

Tigers' Star Miguel Cabrera in Weird DUI Arrest
Tigers' star Miguel Cabrera was arrested on suspicion of DUI -- and police say he drank whiskey from the bottle even after they stopped him. See his mug shot. Page 10.

Nicolas Cage Arrested After Weird Night Out in New Orleans
Actor Nicolas Cage was arrested in New Orleans -- and captured in one of the weirdest celebrity mug shots ever. See it all here. Page 11.

Nude and Naked - Streakers, Nudists and Barely Dressed Celebrities
It doesn't take much to get some people to shed their clothes... and their inhibitions. See what happens when people drop trou in the most unusual places.

Weird News: Why Read Weird News?
In these troubled times, why is an ever increasing amount of journalism devoted to weird news? And is it possible that by looking at these weird news stories we might be better able to understand the world?

Michael Jackson and Judaism - My Trip to Temple With Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson went to Temple to experience Jewish services at the Carlebach Shul in 1999, accompanied by

Michael Jackson -- The King of Pop Goes to Temple
Michael Jackson went to Temple to experience Jewish services at the Carlebach Shul in 1999, accompanied by

News of the Weird -- Chuck Shepherd Creator of News of the Weird
Syndicated Columnist Chuck Shepherd is a leading source for weird news. His Web site archives his past 25 columns, and it's a great read for lovers of bizarre news.

Mascot-on-Mascot Violence: Duck Attacks Cougar in Mascot-on-Mascot Violence
In one of the weirdest stories of 2007, the University of Oregon Duck beat up the University of Houston's Cougar, and earned a one-game suspension.

What's So Weird About Babe Ruth?
Does Babe Ruth belong in the Weird Hall of Fame? Get the facts here on everything from the called shot to his sex life... and decide for yourself!

Weird Facts About the 2009 New York Yankees
What's so weird about the New York Yankees? Get 25 guys together, and you're bound to have a few oddballs. Check out these odd facts about baseball's most storied team.

The Week in Weird: The Best Weird News Stories (Jan. 11)
The best weird news stories for the week ending Jan. 11. The guys who wheeled their dead friend around New York . . . The husband who met his wife in a brothel . . . And, of course, the Canadian Booby wall.

The Week in Weird: The Best Weird News Stories
The best weird news stories for the week ending Jan. 18. It's now official: Kids hate clowns! Virgina proposes a

Woman Crashes Into DMV, Flunks Road Test
An 80-year-old woman crashed into DMV, after going there to take a road test.

Joey Chestnut -- How to Eat Like Hot Dog Champ Joey Chestnut
Planning on a lot of eating this Thanksgiving? Take a few tips from competitive eating star Joey

The Week in Weird: The Best Weird News Stories
The best weird news stories for the week ending Jan. 25. Breast Implants for men are up. Women want to see Obama naked. The panty raiding thief is convicted.

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The top four sources for weird news on the Internet -- Jim Romenesko's Obscure Store, Chuck Shepherd's News of the Weird, Drew Curtis's Fark and Randy Cassingham's This Is True -- go to great lengths to bring its audiences the best in the bizarre.

Fark -- A Look at Drew Curtis Founder of Weird News Site Fark
Fark.com is the best place on the Internet to chat about the day's weird news. It's the No. 1 place to celebrate the news you love to hate.

Jim Romenesko: Obscure Store Creator Jim Romenesko
If one man has legitimized weird news as a journalistic endeavor it is Jim Romenesko, the esteemed reporter who created the Obscure Store and Reading room

Man Marries Dog: Indian Man Marries Dog
In one of the weirdest stories of 2007, a man in India married a dog, hoping to break a curse

Weird Animal News: Dogs on Wheels Top Weird Animal News
Chihuahuas born without front legs learn to

Fear of Clowns: Nurses Say Kids Hate Clowns
A medical survey say kids are overwhelmingly afraid of clowns. But there's evidence that some clowns have great success bringing joy to kids in hospitals.

eBay FrostedFlake - A Frosted Flake Shaped Like Illinois Sells for $1,350
A Frosted Flake shaped like the US state of Illinois will join Jack Ruby's hat and Marilyn Monroe's date book in a traveling exhibit.

Single Women Want Obama Naked
Single voters have spoken, and the presidential candidate they most want to see naked is -- drum roll, please -- Barack Obama. And, in what is surely a more

Do Perfect Dates Make Lousy Husbands?
Sorry, Ladies: Scientific research confirms what you probably already assumed about those oh-so-self-confident Romeos. They make great dates, but soulless soul

This Week in Weird: Baby's 1st Plastic Surgery Book
See Dick run. See Jane run to the plastic surgeon. Run, Jane, run! My Beautiful Mommy (Big Tent Books) goes where no other children's book has yet to go.

Study: Marijuana Shrinks Parts of Brain
Steve Martin's old standup routine Let's Get Small was not only a hilarious bit on marijuana users, it just might have been prophetic. A study of

Wedding Diet for World's Fattest Man
Talk about bridal boot camp: Manuel Uribe, the world's fattest man, has dropped 500 lbs., but he'll have to lose a whole lot more if he expects to stand on

Mermaid Ends Hunger Strike
Coney Island was freaky as always at last weekís Mermaid Parade, when sexy performance artists and burly firefighters once again dressed up as sea

Everybody Must Get Stoned: Supreme Court Quotes Dylan Wrong
You might not think of Chief Justice John Roberts as a Bob Dylan fan, but in a recent Supreme Court decision, he quotes Mr. Tambourine man. Unfortunately,

No Bull: Why Women Donít Run With the Bulls
Women participate at the highest levels of competition at the Coney Island hot dog eating contest. If they act like fools there, why donít they participate

A Big Goodbye to Sandy Allen, World's Tallest Woman
Sandy Allen, the tallest woman in the world, was also one of the kindest and funniest. I last spoke to Sandy on New Year's Eve 2001. She was in an

Coca-Cola as Birth Control
Science has now proven what all but the dumbest among us already knew -- Coca-Cola is not effective as birth control -- but research now shows that it's not

Travis the Chimp and Bobby Valentine
Some final thoughts on Travis, the chimpanzee shot dead by Connecticut police, after he went on a rampage, mauling a neighbor, practically ripping off her face.

Italian Contraption Increases Penis Size
Sure, lots of late-night infomercials make unbelievable promises, but rarely do come with a doctor's approval, especially when quoted by a respected medical

Naked Pooper Scooper Busted
Who would deny that a lot of life's humdrum activities suddenly sound sexy if they are to be done naked? Here in New York City, it's not unusually to

Talking Cat Poop (and Plumbing) With Joe the Plumber
We know Joe the Plumber's stand on taxes, President Obama, and even the Arab-Israeli conflict, but does this guy (real name Sam Wurzelbacher) actually

Vacation Suggestion for AIG Executives
What good is having a multi-million-dollar bonus if you can't leave your home for fear of being killed by a pitchfork-wielding mob? San Diego's Keating

Cop Who Urinated on Metallica Fan Pleads Guilty
You never want to be arrested for drunken lewd behavior, but it only makes matters worse when you're booked wearing your Alcoholica T-shirt. Former

Protect Your Vajayjay With the Va J-J Visor
In this age of equality, it was only a mater of time before women had protective cups to guard their crotches, just like men. Let me introduce you to

Fond Memories of Waterboarding Robots
With all the talk about the release of Bush Administration documents supporting enhanced interrogation techniques, I thought I'd revisit a great art

Looking For Pee Stains on the Carpet?
Does your pup deserve a nice chewie or a rap on the nose? Maybe it's time to conduct your own CSI-style investigation and find out. It's not always so

Sex and Violence Roundup
I can't explain why so many people like to read about weird sex and violence, so let me dish out a big, heaping helping. We start in Florida, where

Woman Offers Free Sex (She Just Charges for the Company)
When you cover weird news long enough, you start to think you've heard it all . . . and then along comes suspected prostitute Ashley Hollin -- today's

World's Most Litigious Man Sues Guinness, Apparently for No Reason
The hyper-litigious Jonathan Lee Riches has sued Michael Vick, Barry Bonds, Martha Stewart, Somali pirates and just about everybody else. Now he's suing

A Cheetos Assault, and a Fritos Hooker
You already knew fast-food was bad for you. But here's something to crunch on. Cheetos played a major role in a domestic violence bust involving

Carmine 'The Big Ragoo' Ragusa and Janet From 'Three's Company' Busted
It's been a bad week for ABC sitcom stars from the '70s. Eddie Mekka -- the guy who played The Big Ragoo on Laverne and Shirley -- was arrested in Las

Drunk Dave Matthews Fan Makes His Point
We spend a lot of time here at Weird News Central on dumb criminals. But every now and then we need to tip our jester's hat to the occasional dumb cop out

Man-on-Dog Sex? Not Again!
Remember the good old days when a man who said he had sex with a dog was simply a misogynist with low standards? As a husband, son, and brother to three

Page 425 Contoversy: Will Government Health Care Turn Us Into Slaves?
About.com's resident folklorist David Emery takes on hysterical rumors about page 425 of the controversial health care bill -- and it seems many readers are

Keg-Crazy Car Chase at 120 MPH
What's worse than leading cops on a 120-mph pursuit? Hurling a beer keg out the window during the chase. Police say Kevin Schleicher, 21, (pictured)

John Was Right: Beatles Top Jesus (Sort Of)
It's taken four decades, but Google says John Lennon was right: The Beatles really are bigger than Jesus -- at least when it comes to search terms.

Barack-sploitation: Obama Vampire Costume Is Halloween Hit
Is Barack Obama sucking the life out of the Republican party... or is he trying to bleed your health care dry? I'll leave the interpretations up to you...

Elvis for Sale: The King's Hair Fetches $15K at Auction
Right before Elvis got those hup, two, three, four occupation G.I. Blues, he sat down for the haircut heard 'round the world.And a lock of the hair believed to

McCain Voters Lost Some Manliness
You'd think losing the White House would be bad enough... but a new study finds that young men who voted for John McCain last November lost some testosterone,

Sex With a Horse
Few things are worse than being accused of having sex with a horse. One of them is being accused for a second time. Rondell Vereen joined the Weird Crime

Yo Ho Ho & a Bottle of Rum... In a Diaper Bag... While Driving... With Kids
The year's not over yet, but it's safe to say that Monica Say is out of the running for mom of the year. Police say Say was caught driving drunk in a car

Boozing Grandma Tossed in Jail
Here's a little tale to kick off the holidays: Police say a Cincinnati grandma was driving drunk -- with her five-year-old granddaughter in the car. Not

Apple's Upcoming Tablet: The Next iPhone, or a Big Tech Flop?
What does Apple have up its sleeve next week?Most people think they'll be unveiling a tablet. I think it would be great if instead, Steve Jobs unveiled a naked

Jonah Falcon: Man With World's Largest Penis Hits Daily Show
Jonah Falcon has come a long way from the days when he was simply known as the man with the world's largest penis -- and no job. I've known Jonah for more

Meet the Master of the Deep Fryer on Ripley's Radio
Meet the master of the deep fryer, Chicken Charlie -- inventor of the deep-fried Krispy Kreme donut chicken sandwich.

World of Warcraft as a Sexual Abstinence Tool?
Are World of Warcraft gamers doomed to hopeless, endless virginity?

Amish Sex Crimes: Incest, Pedophilia & Zoophilia Down on the Bestiality Farm
Who knew the Amish were so pervy? In a series of arrests, Amish men are accused of incest, pedophilia and even bestiality.

Our Weird, Dumb Year: The Daftest Achievements of 2010
See the years dumbest, strangest, weirdest and daftest newsmakers.

Justin Bieber & The End of the World: Signs 2011 May Be The Final Year
Justin Bieber teams up with Rascal Flatts. Is the apocalypse nigh?

Condoms Fit for a Future King: William & Kate Get Royal Rubbers
A condom company issues royal rubbers to commemorate the wedding between William and Kate. See them here.

Crack Pipe! Cops Say Man Hid Drugs In His Foreskin & Other Penis News
A man is accused of hiding crack cocaine in his foreskin. See him here.

Memo to Chris Brown: This Is NOT How You Rehab Your Image
The week's weirdest headlines from Fark.com.

The Penis Map: Americans Have Little Ones in Look at Size by Country
How do American penises stack up? We're a little on the small side, as it turns out. See how we rank in this map of global dongs.

Believe It or Not: Weird Facts About Easter Your Probably Didn't Know
Strange-but-true facts about Easter, including the origins of the changing dates and the rarest day for Easter to fall on.

Nicolas Cage Arrested After Weird Night Out in New Orleans
Talk about a rough night out.Actor Nicolas Cage was arrested Friday night after an alleged drunken argument with his wife on the streets of New Orleans. And

Bestiality Alert: Animal Sex (Finally) Illegal in Florida
Earlier this year, I made a little joke when this man, Tomas Bautista, was arrested and accused of having sex with a roommate's chihuahua in Florida.. And

Zoophilia Death: Woman Killed In Dog Sex Incident
A woman dies after having sex with a German Shepherd after suffering something like a peanut allergy.

Anderson Cooper's New Take on Cutting-Edge Journalism
Anderson Cooper's bizarre moments on his new talk show.

Rise of the Planet of the Apes: Nut Games Will Help Gorillas Rule the Earth
How do you stimulate a gorilla? With nut puzzles. Find out more here.

Testicle Man Declines Help; Worried He'll Lose His Penis
A Vegas man with a 100-pound testicle is worried he could lose his penis in a surgery to fix his scrotum.

Jonah Falcon and the Secrets of the Big Penis Diet
Trying to get Jonah Falcon to spill the beans on the diet and workout secrets of having the world's biggest penis.

Man in Weird Burger Scam Tries to Cook His Own Meal at Denny's
A man claiming to be the new manager of Denny's cooked himself a burger.

Dragon Molester? Man With Ugly Mug in Child Sex Scandal
This week in weird criminals, dumb crimes and memorable mug shots.

Advice for Jon Hamm: How to Hide Your Giant Penis
Jonah Falcon has some penis-hiding advice for 'Mad Men's' Jon Hamm.

Attention Abductees: Your Story Wanted in Washington
A D.C. committee is listening to evidence on UFO activity.

Iceland Is Looking for a New Name
Iceland is looking for a new name

Hysterical Prudishness - Weird Tales of Hysterical Prudishness
Is America a little too uptight? Let your hair down and take a look at how America protects itself . . . from itself.

Crazy Legs Conti -- Cannoli Champ Crazy Legs Conti
After finishing in second or third place seven years in a row,

Kevin Basso - At the Little Italy Cannoli Eating Championship
At Little Italy's 2009 cannoli championship, second place finisher Kevin Basso finished 17 in six minutes, though much of it ended up on his face . Page 3.

Lady Gaga Brings Nearly Nude Bra and Panty Act to Yankee Stadium
After giving Mets fans the finger at a Citi Field game, Lady Gaga showed up in the Bronx and gave Yankees fans a different kind of salute. See her nearly-nude Yankee Stadium show here. Page 9.

The Penis Map: Americans Have Little Ones in Look at Size by Country
How do American penises stack up? We're a little on the small side, as it turns out. See how we rank in this map of global dongs. Page 4.

Penis Shoe - Vivienne Westwood Penis Shoe
The shoe was created in 1995 by British designer Vivienne Westwood, and is part of

Face of Food: It's a Bacon Kevin Bacon!
One man's trash is another man's treasure, and that old adage couldn't be more appropriate as we look at the wonderful world of weird art from around the world. Some of it is surely among the most thought provoking exhibits in the world today -- and some is just downright peculiar. Page 7.

A Java Jolt for the Record Books: World's Biggest Cup of Coffee
See the world's biggest cup of coffee, which can hold 2,010 gallons of brew. Page 6.

Weird Art Alert: 'Penis Hat' Exposed at MoMA
See 'Penis Hat,' which depicts some kind of pirate with genitalia on his head. No, really. Page 5.

Git-R-Nude: Larry the Cable Guy Does 'Naked Cowboy' Routine
It's a flesh party as Larry the Cable Guy drops trou and works alongside the Naked Cowboy. See it happen here. Page 3.

Race Cars Made of Power Drills
Who needs NASCAR when we've got race cars powered by cordless drills? See one in action here. Page 2.

Hula Hoop World Record - Aleysa Gulevich Breaks Hula Hoop Record
The Big Top at Circus Flora was the scene when Aleysa Gulevich broke a Guinness record by twirling 107 hula hoops, beating the old record by two rings. Page 55.

World's Ugliest Dog - Pabst, the World's Ugliest Dog
It doesn't get any more hideous than this. This 4-year-old boxer named Pabst was crowned 2009's

Soccer Streaker Gives Fans Eyeful
Who says soccer is boring? A streaker interrupted the USA-El Salvador World Cup qualifying match with some unscheduled nude antics. Page 39.

Angelina Jolie Breastfeeding Sculpture
If you've ever wondered what Angelina Jolie would look like breastfeeding two babies at once, we have the photo for you. In celebration of World Breastfeeding Week, artist Daniel Edwards unveiled his sculpture depicting the actress in the nude nurturing two of her babies. He says it was inspired by last year's

Pabst - Another Look at Pabst, the World's Ugliest Dog
Eek, it's an Ugly Dog: It doesn't get any more hideous than this. This 4-year-old boxer named Pabst was crowned 2009's

Crazy Legs Conti -- Cannoli Champ Crazy Legs Conti
After finishing in second or third place seven years in a row,

Doggie Sex Doll - For Horny Pups
Is your pooch lonely? A Brazilian company is introducing a sex toy for frustrated canines. The DoggieLoveDoll might be the answer to every pup who can't find the perfect bitch to love him. Page 51.

Giant Inflatable Poop Blows Away
Most people would be thrilled if the poop on their lawn would just blow away -- unless you're the neighbor and it lands on your lawn. A giant inflatable poop has done just that in Berne, where it left the Paul Klee Centre and landed on the grounds of a children's home. This house-sized poop was an art installation by Paul McCarthy, who is known for his giant eye-catching inflatable creations. Page 49.

Icebar Tokyo -- Japanese Bar Made of 100% Ice
At Japan's Icebar Tokyo, everything is made of ice, from the cup you drink from, to the stool you sit on. For 3500 Yen, you can enter. They'll give you a coat, and the rest is really, really cool. Page 47.

Inside Icebar Tokyo - Japan's Coolest Bar
Japan's Coolest Bar, Icebar Tokyo is made of 100% ice from Sweden's Torne River. The entrance fee of 3500 Yen with one drink and customers can borrow a coat upon entry. Everything, including the counter, the wall, table, glasses, chairs is carved from frozen blocks of water. Page 48.

Crazy Wacky Theme Restaurants Tokyo
If there's one thing Japan doesn't get enough attention for, it's strange places to eat. The book

Marge Simpson Becomes Playboy Bunny
The latest Playboy Bunny has long legs... and an even longer hairdo. Marge Simpson, the blue-haired matriarch of the cartoon Simpsons family, is gracing the cover of the November issue of the famous magazine. See the cover here. Page 32.

Personal Urn 500
Forget the vase-style urn that sits forgotten on the mantle. The personal urn looks just like your head, so you can stare at your ancestors for generations. Page 52.

Major Pillow Fight in Sydney
See a leggy model take part in a pillow fight in our Weird News Photo Extravaganza. Page 29.

Crazy Wacky Theme Restaurants Tokyo
If there's one thing Japan doesn't get enough attention for, it's strange places to eat. The book

Weird, Cute Animal Photos - A Look at Weird, Cute Animal Photos
A pair of snakes born joined at the head were separated during a unique sssssurgery in Arizona. Page 41.

Weird, Cute Animal Photos - A Look at Weird, Cute Animal Photos
Check out this photo of a pet survival kit. These Japanese kits, which come in three sizes for cats and dogs and cost around $300, have everything a lost, scared pet might need in case of the ultimate emergency, such as an earthquake. There's even a pocket to put a used clothing item in, so your pet can be comforted by your smell... assuming you don't smell too bad. Page 40.

Adolf Hitler Sex Ad
A new AIDS campaign aims to put of a face on the disease: Adolf Hitler. See the controversial photo of Hitler having sex with a woman to highlight the dangers of AIDS. Page 38.

Ice People Await Their Doom
More than 1,000 frozen sculptures slowly melt in Berlin as part of a World Wildlife Fund campaign to draw awareness to global warming. See the weird melting people here. Page 35.

Nude Penguin Covers Up
Usually, nudity isn't a problem for animals. But one special penguin has a unique problem: Every year, he sheds all his feathers at once. To help him get a little more comfortable, zookeepers have created a special wetsuit for their little friend. Check out these great photos of Ralph, the Naked Penguin. Page 45.

A Park in a Parking Space
Weird News. Page 34.

World's Smallest Movie Theater
It turns out there is a screen smaller than the one at your local multiplex. The Virgin Mobile Flick-shaw is slightly more than four feet long and slightly more than four feet wide, and we've got a photo of this little wonder and more. Page 33.

Weird, Cute Animal Photos - A Look at Weird, Cute Animal Photos
A pair of conjoined snakes that had been joined at the head were sssseparated after ssssuccessful sssssurgery. Page 42.

Kevin Basso - At the Little Italy Cannoli Eating Championship
At Little Italy's 2009 cannoli championship, second place finisher Kevin Basso finished 17 in six minutes, though much of it ended up on his face . Page 36.

Scorpion King - Majed al Malki Sets Record With 22 Scorpions in Mouth
Majed al Malki of Syria set a record in 2009 for putting 22 live scorpions in his mouth. Page 84.

999 Nudes - Aer Lingus Naked Advertising
Aer Lingus cooked up this

Butterfly Jungle - Photo of London Natural History Museum's Butterfly Jungle
Thousands of Brits come face-to-face with tropical butterflies as the Natural History Museum in London opens its Butterfly Jungle. Page 68.

Creepy Glass Eyes - London's Science Museum
Check out the creepy glass eyes and strange prosthetic devices down through the years at London's Science Museum. The multimedia show,

Artist Ken Unsworth 'A Ringing Glass' - Flying Pianos
Artist Ken Unsworth presents a bizarre tribute to his late wife and stepson in the installation,

Deadmau5 - Electornica Star Deadmau5 (Joel Zimmerman) at the Grammys
Few have turned as many heads on the read carpet as Joel Zimmerman, otherwise known as Deadmau5, the Canadian electronica star. Page 65.

Weird News
Weird News. Page 67.

Guinness Record - World's Largest Serving of Meatballs
World's Largest Meatball: The Greek town of Serres cooked up the largest serving of meatballs -- more than 688 lbs. of buffalo meat -- setting a Guinness World Record, thanks to the Serres Chamber f Commerce and industry. Page 56.

Topless Photo of Miss California Carrie Prejean
Miss California Carrie Prejean seems to think she's being persecuted because of her Christian beliefs, but that's getting harder to believe with each new topless photo. Page 64.

Elaine Davidson - World's Most Pierced Woman
Weird News. Page 79.

George Costanza Shrinkage - No Longer a Problem
That age-old problem of guys worrying about their manhood shriveling, and looking diminished after taking a swim might be solved. Meet the Rooster Booster -- a $25 lycra bathing suit with a pocket in the crotch for padding. Page 76.

World's Smallest Dog - Photos of Tom Thumb, World's Smallest Dog (Maybe)
Six Inch Pup: At six inches long, Tom Thumb is not much bigger than a hamster. But this chihuahua-Jack Russell mix may set the record as the smallest pup on the planet. Guinness World Records intends to measure this mutt, to see if he qualifies as the world's smallest dog. Page 72.

Funny Surgical Mask - Laughter Amid the Swine Flu Scare
It's not easy to make people laugh in the middle of a crisis, but sometimes there's no better medicine. Here we see a man in a funny surgical mask. Page 69.

Prosthetic Hands - London's Science Museum
The squeamish had better turn their heads. London's Science Museum takes a look at artificial body parts in the multimedia show

World's Largest Bikini Parade - 281 Beauties Led by Holly Madison
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. But in this case, it also goes down as a Guinness World Record, set on May 14, 2009, with 281 women on parade. Page 58.

World's Biggest Rocker (Not Bono, a Chair)
Bono's trophy case includes 22 Grammys, Time magazine

World's Biggest Burger - $2000 Hamburger at Mallie's Sport's Grill
The World's Largest Burger, as certified by Guinness World Records, can be yours at Mallie's Sports Grill & Bar in Southgate, Michigan. The 185.6 lb. burger, which takes 15 hours to cook, can be yours for just $2,000. Page 57.

World's Largest Waltz - 650 Brits Dance World's Largest Waltz
On May 3, 2009, 315 couples in the British city of Bath simultaneously danced for five minutes, breaking the 2008 record of 242 couples in Austria. Page 66.

Isobel Varley - The World's Most Heavily Tattooed Woman Isobel Varley
Using her body like a canvas, Isobel Varley, who turned 71 in 2009, is recognized as the most tattooed septuagenarian woman. Page 60.

World's Oldest Dog - Photo of Chanel, World's Oldest Dog
World's Oldest Dog: Weird News. Page 63.

World's Smallest Car - The Peel 50
The Peel 50 - the Smallest Car ever approved for street use - weighs only 130 lbs., and can hold only the driver and a small shopping bag. It doesn't go very fast, but, at 52-inches long, it's a snap to park. Page 73.

President Bush's Bikini Stimulus Package - Katie Cameron
President Bush (the elder) has beautiful model Katie Cameron on her lap. She's not a stripper. She's a performer, actors from

Weird Protest - Saggy Pants Rule Struck Down
A Florida judge has struck down a Rivera Beach ordinance that prohibited anyone from wearing pants below the waist to expose skin or underwear, citing offenders $150 for the first offense, $300 for the second.. Page 70.

Great Pumpkin of California - 1,524-lb. Gourd Takes Biggest Pumpkin
Great Pumpkin: Thad Starr, a stay-at-home dad from Pleasant Hill, Ore., brought a 1,524-pound pumpkin to California, winning the 34th annual pumpkin weigh-off in Half Moon Bay, shattering the competition's old record by almost 300 pounds. Page 98.

Ballooning Adventurer Stephane Rousson
Stephane Rousson: French adventure Stephane Rousson had the bright idea of attempting to float across the 34-mile English Channel in a pedal-powered balloon. Page 101.

Barack Obama in Bubble Wrap - Weird Photos of Inauguration
As Washington D.C. prepares for the inauguration of Barack Obama, the growing amount of souvenirs is overwhelming. Here is the president in bubble wrap. Page 88.

Angela Merkel Big Boobs Float
America might have boobs for leaders, but Germans depict their leader with absurdly large boobs at the Rose Monday Parade. Page 82.